Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about family, fandoms, and frustrations, like getting excited about their sister posting their photo as a brother: “MINHA IRMA POSTOU FOTO MINHA NO INSTAGRAM DELA FINALMENTE FUI ASSUMIDO COMO IRMAO DELA”.
- Reflective self-aware: Frequently analyzes their own behavior and mental health, e.g. noticing food and physical responses: “as vezes eu so percebo que to com fome quando começo a passar mal eu acho que meu corpo veio com defeito” and wondering about diagnosis: “preciso ir atras de um diagnóstico pq normal minha cabeça nao é nao”.
- Loyal friend: Shows strong attachment and trust in friends like Aquiles, from using them as main confidant during vacations to sharing niche references: “passei as ferias inteiras so conversando com aquiles”, “eu amo ter um melhor amigo com as mesmas referências que eu”.
- Passionate fan: Engages deeply with media and OCs, talking extensively about Lethicus, fanfics, and endings of shows, e.g. “jesus amado acabei de passar tipo 5 minutos sem parar falando sobre a lore dos lethicus pra minha mae” and “passei metade do horário da terapia hoje reclamando do final de st”.
- Gender assertive: Clearly communicates and defends identity and pronouns, celebrating support from family: “vivi pra ver minha mae corrigindo ate os pais dela sobre meus pronomes” and expressing desire for hormone treatment: “queria começar o tratamento hormonal logo”.
Weaknesses:
- Intense resentment: Holds onto anger for a long time, explicitly saying they never get over certain situations: “vai passar o tempo quw for e eu nunca vou superar o odio que eu sinto dessa situação toda e daquelas pessoas” and identifying with ‘rancor as fatal flaw’: “nós filhos de hades que tem o rancor como defeito fatal”.
- Harsh intolerance: Expresses extreme dislike in broad, hostile terms, such as toward heteros and certain shippers: “desejo morte a todos os heteros do mundo eu odeio todos eles” and “morro por dentro sempre que vejo um timber shipper… so quero que essa praga loira morra logo”.
- Stress reactivity: Frequently reports feeling overwhelmed by anxiety or irritation, especially with academics and arguments: “eu quase passando mal de nervoso DE NOVO por causa da >>mesma matéria<<” and “ai to gelado de raiva discutindo com gente burra”.
- Sleep dysregulation: Struggles with waking up and rest quality, leading to conflicts at home: “fico muito ❓️ quando minha mae fica com raiva de mim por eu dormir e nao acordar com os alarmes… eu botei >3< alarmes e nao acordei com nenhum” and mentions bad nights with chamomile or melatonin: “bebo cha de camomila = tenho pesadelo tomo melatonina = fico paranoico”.
- Self-critical health: Describes their body and mind as defective or abnormal in a negative way: “as vezes eu so percebo que to com fome quando começo a passar mal eu acho que meu corpo veio com defeito” and “preciso ir atras de um diagnóstico pq normal minha cabeça nao é nao”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: intense, opinionated, and nerdy with strong moral stances and niche hyperfixations. Like Lisa ranting about ethics or climate, they go off on detailed complaints and social takes, such as “gente pelo amor de deus KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK vao reclamar de problemas reais” and “engraçado que ate hoje nunca vi um assim pra falar sobre como os cristaos transformavam lugares de outras religiões em igrejas 🧐🧐”. Their nerdy, obsessive side shows in fandom/hyperfixation tweets, like “minha mae so mencionou o coringa e teve que passar os proximos 5 minutos tendo que ouvir eu falando sobre como odeio ele e depois sobre como odeio quem nao gosta do batman...” and “passei metade do horário da terapia hoje reclamando do final de st”, which is very Lisa-coded. They're also introspective and aware of their own mental/physical struggles, as in “as vezes eu so percebo que to com fome quando começo a passar mal eu acho que meu corpo veio com defeito” and “preciso ir atras de um diagnóstico pq normal minha cabeça nao é nao”, echoing Lisa’s sensitivity and overthinking. Finally, the complicated but improving relationship with their parents, like “EU E MEU PAI ESTAMOS A QUASE 1 MES SEM BRIGAR MEU DEUS” and the mom defending their pronouns in “vivi pra ver minha mae corrigindo ate os pais dela sobre meus pronomes”, parallels Lisa’s evolving dynamic with Homer and Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean strongly Introvert: they describe their life as mostly fanfic, Twitter, and WhatsApp (“eu pq minha vida fora da faculdade é basicamente ler fanfic…”), talk about having just a few close friends like Aquiles (“acho meio engraçado como o aquiles é a primeira pessoa em tipo 5 anos com quem eu me sinto confortável…”), and even worry about un-privating their account (“pejsando em #desprivar pq tipo boa sorte pra quem.for tentar me stalkear”). Their tweets show a clear Intuition preference: they hyperfixate on fictional universes, lore, and ships (“jesus amado acabei de passar tipo 5 minutos sem parar falando sobre a lore dos lethicus pra minha mae”) and enjoy theorizing and complaining about narrative choices in Stranger Things (“passei metade do horário da terapia hoje reclamando do final de st”). They come across as Feeling over Thinking, reacting intensely to perceived injustice and interpersonal slights (“SE VOCE NAO GOSTA DE MIM NINGUÉM TA TE OBRIGANDO A SER MINHA AMIGA…”) and centering emotions and values in their rants about fandom and queer ships (“pq fa de shipp hetero canon é insuportável…”). Finally, they fit Perceiving more than Judging: their sleep, alarms, and eating are chaotic (“as vezes eu so percebo que to com fome quando começo a passar mal”, “botei >3< alarmes e nao acordei com nenhum”), and they don’t present themselves as structured or planned but rather driven by mood, hyperfixations, and spontaneous fandom engagement. Altogether, the introspective, imaginative, emotionally intense, and somewhat disorganized vibe aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, you spent half of therapy ranting about the Stranger Things ending and 90k-word longfics… if we date, do I get a director’s cut of your opinions, or do I have to unlock it by listening to the full lethicus lore first?
- You said longfics hit harder than 10k-word ones — lucky for you, I’m emotionally available in 90k+ chapters and zero filler, with bonus Jegulus-level queer pining included.
- Your mom correcting everyone on your pronouns, your sister finally posting you as her brother, and you dreaming about starting hormones… if you ever want someone quietly cheering you on between migraines, nosebleeds and camomila-induced nightmares, I volunteer as emotional support mutual.
- You rant about people who hate Batman for being ‘a rich guy who beats up poor people’, but honestly, I’d let you hyperfixate about Gotham, Hexatombe and heated rivalry for HOURS if in exchange you let me be your canon ship.
- Robin choosing to sleep glued to you even though he’s not that into physical contact… I’m just saying, if your dog and Aquiles both know you’re comfort person material, maybe I should get in line before the microbiology final kills you first.
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Your new Twitter bio
Cassiel • he/they • STEM student, fic marathoner & dog parent. Once lectured my mom on Batman lore for 5 minutes after she mentioned Joker.– @iS2poe
Your signature cocktail
Hades Hyperfixation Highball
Smoky mezcal stands in for their underworld-level rancor and Hadestown vibes, echoing their own joke about being one of the “filhos de hades que tem o rancor como defeito fatal”. The hibiscus and red-fruit syrup is a nod to their fiery, misread hair color and loud fandom passion, like when they complain that “toda vez que alguem diz que meu cabelo ta RUIVO/VERMELHO eu tenho vontade de pintar ele de verde”. A shot of cold brew captures the intense, overcaffeinated energy of someone who will spend therapy “reclamando do final de st” and rant for minutes about fandom lore to their mom (“acabei de passar tipo 5 minutos sem parar falando sobre a lore dos lethicus”). Tonic water keeps it sharp and slightly bitter, like their unfiltered rants about shippers and heteros, e.g. “pq fa de shipp hetero canon é insuportável” and “desejo morte a todos os heteros do mundo”. Finally, chamomile-infused ice references their doomed attempts at calming down, since “vou tomar chá de camomila me desejem sorte pq nas últimas DUAS vezes que eu tomei eu dormi muito mal”, so even the ‘soothing’ part of the drink hits with a slightly cursed, anxious twist.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show very strong Slytherin traits: intense grudges, a sharp sense of "us vs them", and a readiness to wish extreme consequences on people they dislike. For instance, they say “nós filhos de hades que tem o rancor como defeito fatal” and follow it up with “vai passar o tempo quw for e eu nunca vou superar o odio que eu sinto dessa situação toda e daquelas pessoas”, which fits Slytherin’s tendency to hold onto slights and remember them. They can also be aggressively territorial about their tastes and ships, e.g. “pq fa de shipp hetero canon é insuportável… eles TEM que encher o saco de quem gosta de shipps queer nao canon ne” and the very direct “desejo morte a todos os heteros do mundo eu odeio todos eles”, showing a combative, us-against-them mindset. There’s a strong streak of self‑preservation and ambition around their personal life too, like wanting hormone treatment and diagnosis (“queria começar o tratamento hormonal logo”, “preciso ir atras de um diagnóstico pq normal minha cabeça nao é nao”), which shows a focused drive to change their circumstances. While they clearly care about friends and family, the dominant qualities across their timeline are resentment, intensity, and sharp defensiveness—hallmarks of Slytherin more than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A song that suits them well is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, with its mix of frustration, dark humor, and outsider energy. They constantly vent about irritation and anger at people around them, like repeating “i’m irritated as fuck i’m irritated as fuck i’m irritated as fuck…” and saying “desejo morte a todos os heteros do mundo eu odeio todos eles”, which lines up with the song’s rebellious, fed‑up tone. Their tweets show conflict with parents but also complicated care, for example celebrating “EU E MEU PAI ESTAMOS A QUASE 1 MES SEM BRIGAR MEU DEUS” and complaining about being forced into things like “meu pai querendo ME convencer de passar MEU aniversário do jeito que ELE quer ❓️”. The song’s theme of being misread and mishandled by adults mirrors them feeling misunderstood, as in “i keep getting mischaracterized” and needing to rant in therapy about media endings “passei metade do horário da terapia hoje reclamando do final de st”. Their intense fandom hyperfixations, queer identity and pronouns, and constant ranting about fandom and society give them exactly the frenetic, defiant vibe that Teenagers captures so well.
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