Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Community loyalty: She consistently champions lesbian visibility, celebrating “representatividade pra nós lésbicas da roça”.
- Ardent fan: She shows intense devotion to her favorite media, describing one show as the “gl mais importante do mundo”.
- Creative thinker: She actively engages with storytelling, mentioning the “mais um roteiro nascendo” from her thoughts.
- Social awareness: She calls out predatory behavior, noting how an “assediador sempre vem com essa historinha”.
- Candid expressiveness: She is never afraid to share her visceral reactions, such as when she is “hiperventilando pensando nesse final”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive language: She uses harsh insults toward others, such as calling someone a “bicha feia da porra”.
- Gatekeeping tendencies: She displays hostility toward other queer identities, telling “bissexuais parem de nos matar”.
- Body shaming: She uses derogatory terms for thin people, referring to others as “palitas mostrando seus dragões”.
- Impulsive hostility: She reacts with extreme negativity to minor irritations, like calling a creator a “sonsa”.
- Hyperbolic cynicism: She often dismisses content she dislikes as “esse lixo” without providing constructive criticism.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like her namesake, isa is a passionate advocate for social justice, frequently commenting on political issues like “only don't like gays from Palestine” and calling out “assaulters who always come with the same story.” She possesses a sharp, often cynical wit, much like the middle Simpson child when she is disillusioned by the world, seen when she describes a country as having a “paleolithic human development index.” Her deep immersion in niche media and GL (Girls' Love) series mirrors Lisa's intellectual dedication to her hobbies, often feeling isolated by others' lack of taste, such as when she notes everyone “hating this trash, I love it.” Ultimately, her bio Rose in The Dark and her pride in her identity as one of the “lesbians from the countryside” reflect the character's core trait of being a principled individualist who stands firm in her beliefs.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Isa leans toward Extroversion through her highly reactive, outward-facing engagement with internet culture and fandom, frequently using expressive language like “haven’t you heard i’m the internet girl”. Her Intuition is evident in her focus on symbolic representation and future media projects, such as her excitement for upcoming releases like “amei vai ser romcom do ano”. As a Feeling type, her tweets are driven by intense emotional responses and personal values regarding identity, seen when she describes a show as “curada com lmsy trazendo representatividade pra nós lésbicas da roça”. Finally, her Perceiving trait shows through a spontaneous, chaotic tweeting style and a focus on immediate reactions to unfolding drama, exemplified by her casual dismissal “ja eu n quero saber” and her impulsive commentary on social media trends.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the pilot of LMSY? Because I’ve been waiting all week for you to finally drop into my life.
- I may not be a 'lésbica da roça,' but I’d definitely let you drag me away from the beach any day.
- Is your name Claire? Because I’m feeling like the Bell to your GL and I’m ready for our romcom of the year to start.
- You can stop making 'macumba' for BleJie to happen—I'm already under your spell and ready for us to be the internet's next special couple.
- My brain is burning worse than yours thinking about BleJie, but maybe we can distract each other until Carnival arrives?
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Screenwriter and dedicated GL enthusiast. Exploring sapphic storytelling from the lens of a future graduate. Once cured by representatividade, now here for it.– @isanizer
Your signature cocktail
The Rose in the Dark Rural Gin-Fizz
This cocktail captures Isa’s identity as one of the “lésbicas da roça” (rural lesbians) by using a rustic Brazilian cachaça base. The dark hibiscus reflects her bio, Rose in The Dark, and her sharp, often cynical humor seen when she calls out “gringa chata” (annoying foreigners) or people using bots. The silver glitter represents her obsession with GL (Girls' Love) dramas and her stan energy, specifically her excitement for the “casal lapidado por deus” (couple carved by God). Finally, the Thai basil is a nod to her deep investment in the Thai GL industry, from her love for “pangjie paphavarin” to her constant monitoring of pilot episodes like “lmsy”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Isa exhibits a classic Slytherin sharpness, often using biting wit and a gatekeeping attitude to protect her interests within the GL (Girls' Love) fandom. She isn't afraid to express strong disdain for others, such as when she critiques those using bots or calls out “rnç de ver essas palitas mostrando seus dragões na tml”. Her ambition for her favorite ships is paired with a cynical edge, seen in her reaction to unfairness with “marmelada vey top 3 no minimo”. Furthermore, her bluntness and tendency to engage in community friction, like observing “rixa de bi e lésbica na tml dnv”, reflect a resourceful and unapologetic personality that prioritizes her own group's standards over general niceties.
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Internet Girl - Madison Beer
Isa identifies directly with this persona, explicitly posting “haven’t you heard i’m the internet girl”, which mirrors the song's themes of digital identity and online presence. Her life revolves around niche internet subcultures, specifically Thai GL (Girls' Love) dramas, where she passionately supports couples like “clairebell” and obsessively follows series like LMSY. She displays a sharp, witty, and sometimes sarcastic online personality, frequently using hyperbole like “my brain is burning from thinking about blejie” or “ovulating” over her favorite actresses. This constant engagement with fanwars and digital trends makes her the quintessential Internet Girl who lives through her screen.
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