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Your Simpsons character
The user exhibits an overtly malicious, contemptuous, and self‑aggrandizing attitude, constantly expressing hate toward various groups ('I hate arabs as much as the next first worlder…' and 'I hope every indian working an outsourced job gets fired and starves') and reveling in their own evil persona ('I’m evil mwuahahah', 'got suspended again ahahaha'). This aligns closely with Mr. Burns, the Simpsons’ archetypal villain who delights in cruelty, shows disdain for anyone beneath him, and often laughs maniacally when plotting harm. Both share a sense of superiority and a tendency to mock others while expressing grandiose self‑importance ('I’d like to thank the academy, my Mom, my Dad, my rapeslave…'). Mr. Burns’s signature 'Excellent!' and his enjoyment of others’ suffering mirror the user’s repeated hateful and provocative tweets. Hence, Mr. Burns is the Simpsons character that best matches this user.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows a highly extraverted style, constantly broadcasting personal thoughts and jokes such as 'got suspended again ahahaha' and 'I draw. I'm an artist. Fellate me.' They focus on concrete, sensory details – for example 'I buy Costco ribs, eat them, diarrhea them out, and repeat' and 'Watched Zulu for the first time ever. It was really good!' Their decision‑making appears driven by personal feelings and values, seen in statements like 'I hate arabs as much as the next first worlder, but they sure do make a fine spooky video' and 'I hope every indian working an outsourced job gets fired and starves.' The overall pattern is spontaneous and unstructured, with impulsive posts like 'I’m an hours drive away from turning it all into a nutrient rich goo to feed my hordes of cavalry cows' and repeated, unplanned lists of favorite movies. These traits together best match the ESFP personality type.

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Film‑nerd, meme curator & occasional artist. Once posted my Top‑7 movies in a single tweet—now a recurring classic. #ShutterIsland fan.– @Isawdtheson

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This cocktail mirrors @Isawdtheson’s chaotic, dark humor and love of gritty movies. The smoky mezcal evokes the line "I want out of my high graded hellscape" and the feeling of being stuck in a bleak world. Black rum reflects the repeated "Shutter Island… Top 7 moves" movie list, a nod to their obsession with film rankings. Coffee liqueur adds a bitter edge that matches the tweet "I’m evil mwuahahah", while the dash of Tabasco captures the incendiary rage in "I hope every indian working an outsourced job gets fired and starves." Finally, a splash of grenadine hints at the blood‑soaked fantasies like "The best yuri stories are netorare doujins…".

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows self‑serving, ruthless attitudes, for example they write, 'I hope every indian working an outsourced job gets fired and starves.' They also express hostile, opportunistic views such as, 'I hate arabs as much as the next first worlder, but they sure do make a fine spooky video.' Their enjoyment of causing trouble is evident in tweets like, 'got suspended again ahahaha.' They display manipulative, anti‑authority behavior, as seen in, 'english professor is on maternity leave, so class has been taken over by a turtleneck wearing commie trying to subtly push the notion that theft is okay if it's from big stores.' These traits of ambition, cunning and a willingness to step on others align best with Slytherin.

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The user frequently declares 'I'm evil mwuahahah' and 'I want out of my high graded hellscape', showing a self‑identification with a malevolent figure. Their repeated hateful statements, such as 'I hope every indian working an outsourced job gets fired and starves' and 'I hate arabs as much as the next first worlder', reflect a nihilistic, devil‑like worldview. The Rolling Stones' 'Sympathy for the Devil' narrates a charismatic, unapologetic antagonist who revels in human cruelty, matching the user's tone. The lyric 'Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name' mirrors the user's provocative self‑presentation, while lines about being present at atrocities echo their glorification of violence. Overall, the song's themes of evil delight and lack of remorse align with the user's pattern of hateful, provocative tweets.

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