Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humor: She uses self-deprecating jokes and sarcasm frequently, like in 'I could never have a baby cuz I’m not going 9 months without a cigarette a beer sushi and some cold cuts. My baby would come out so fucked Up'
- Honesty: She's open about her struggles with mental health, 'I read that subtle art book during a depressive episode in like 2017 and it made me feel worse because it was so fucking dumb'
- Rebellious: She dropped out of cosmetology school and hasn't gotten her massage therapy license, 'I dropped out of cosmetology school, graduated massage therapy but never got my license, can’t wait to spend another couple thousand on vet school next year and see if that’s the one that sticks this time!'
- Passionate: She's a big fan of Britney Spears, 'Listening to Britney Spears and thinking about all the evil things in the world that i cannot change'
- Loyal: She's fiercely loyal to her friends, 'I love when i see my friends on Pinterest and send it to them like omg girl ur famous forreal kinda'
Weaknesses:
- Impulsiveness: She's quick to make decisions, like dropping out of cosmetology school, 'I dropped out of cosmetology school, graduated massage therapy but never got my license, can’t wait to spend another couple thousand on vet school next year and see if that’s the one that sticks this time!'
- Cynical: She often expresses cynical views, like 'I think a lot of yall hate kids cuz ur parents hated u and now u take it out on the children of strangers'
- Judgmental: She's quick to judge others, like 'I think everyone complaining about the portion sizes at chipotle is big and greedy as fuck'
- Sensitive: She's easily offended, 'As someone with a lot of mouth/mouth surrounding piercings i often wonder if it feels weird to kiss me but i don’t ask because if they say yes it will hurt my feelings'
- Indecisive: She's unsure about her career path, 'I dropped out of cosmetology school, graduated massage therapy but never got my license, can’t wait to spend another couple thousand on vet school next year and see if that’s the one that sticks this time!'
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
K's personality and interests resonate with Lisa Simpson, known for her intelligence, her passion for music, and her outspoken nature. Like Lisa, K is a fan of classic literature, 'I love ibuprofen. Fantasy novels. Classic gothic literature. Lord of the rings. Animals. Plants. Video games. Yoga pants. Butt stuff. Vodka. Modelo with lime. And getting pedicures.', and has a strong sense of justice, 'I think a lot of yall hate kids cuz ur parents hated u and now u take it out on the children of strangers'. K's occasional cynicism and rebellious streak, 'I dropped out of cosmetology school, graduated massage therapy but never got my license, can’t wait to spend another couple thousand on vet school next year and see if that’s the one that sticks this time!', echo Lisa's moments of frustration with the world around her.
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Some pickup lines for you
- I bet you're a great listener, because you seem to be the only one who can handle my chaotic energy.
- I'm a bit of a free spirit, but I'm also a sucker for a good classic gothic novel. You wouldn't happen to have any recommendations, would you?
- I'm a bit of a foodie, and I'm always up for trying new things. Would you ever be interested in trying a delicious Mexican meal with me?
- I'm not sure if I'm a girl or a boy, but I know I'm definitely attracted to you. Would you like to get to know me better?
- I'm a bit of a rebel, but I'm also a sucker for a good conversation. Would you be interested in chatting sometime?
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K☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★, a lover of all things weird and wonderful, including bad music, classic gothic literature, and Mexican food. I’m a girl boy, and I love ibuprofen. Follow me for a daily dose of chaos and humor.– @isetkotaonfire
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Slytherin
K's personality aligns with the traits of Slytherin, known for their ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness. Her outspoken nature and willingness to challenge societal norms, 'I think a lot of yall hate kids cuz ur parents hated u and now u take it out on the children of strangers', shows a strong sense of self and a desire to stand out. Her cynicism, 'I think everyone complaining about the portion sizes at chipotle is big and greedy as fuck', and her tendency to judge others, 'The way to tell fake poors (hipster podcast hosts) from real poors (you and i) is credit scores', reflect the Slytherin's sharp wit and ability to see through facades. K's ambition is evident in her pursuit of different careers, 'I dropped out of cosmetology school, graduated massage therapy but never got my license, can’t wait to spend another couple thousand on vet school next year and see if that’s the one that sticks this time!', showing a determination to achieve her goals.
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Misery Business - Paramore
This song, with its themes of heartbreak, betrayal, and revenge, resonates with K's honest portrayal of her experiences with relationships, 'I don’t move on i just keep going back until i hate everything about him'. The song's raw emotion and rebellious spirit mirror K's willingness to express her feelings, even if they're unconventional, 'I think a lot of yall hate kids cuz ur parents hated u and now u take it out on the children of strangers'.
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