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This user mixes sharp political awareness, moral outrage, and pop‑culture obsession in a very Lisa-like way. They’re outspoken about social and political issues, e.g. criticizing people who celebrate U.S. military aggression in “que pessoas burras comemorando o ataque dos eua 💔 OPEN THE SCHOOLS” and mocking pro-gun hypocrisy in “O CARA DEFENDIA O DIREITO AO PORTE DE ARMA ... E MORREU BALEADO”, which fits Lisa’s activist streak. At the same time, they are intensely devoted to their idols and artsy interests—especially Taylor Swift and Sabrina Carpenter—like in “só querem saber de falar mal de escrever merda sobre ela se voce tem alguma coisa contra a taylor RESOLVE COMIGO TA?” and “meu deus eu amo tanto a sabrina ela é tão engraçada”, echoing Lisa’s passionate fandoms (jazz, literature, environmentalism). Their tone blends intelligence with sarcasm and occasional despair about humanity, as seen in “tô vendo um monte de gente em choque ... a mídia que nunca fez questão de cobrir isso pq não se importa”, which feels very much like Lisa’s frustrated idealism. Despite the cynicism and dark humor, there’s a clear moral compass and emotional intensity running through the timeline, making Lisa Simpson the closest match.

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They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive, constantly reacting to pop culture and politics with big outward energy, like the all-caps laughter and public schadenfreude in “O CARA DEFENDIA O DIREITO AO PORTE DE ARMA [...] E MORREU BALEADO” and the excitement about live events such as “gente que horas é o jogo”. Their posts show a strong Intuitive focus: instead of sticking to concrete details, they jump to interpretations and broader patterns, e.g. talking about media priorities in “a mídia que nunca fez questão de cobrir isso pq não se importa” and calling out “psicose coletiva” in “meu deus tão começando a ter psicose coletiva”. The tone is clearly Feeling-oriented: even when they’re harsh, judgments are rooted in values and emotional reactions (empathy for Taylor in “deixa a taylor em paz”, anger at animal abuse in “isso não é novidade nenhuma gente”, and moral outrage at U.S. politics in “que pessoas burras comemorando o ataque dos eua”). Finally, they read as more Perceiving than Judging: their feed is chaotic, spontaneous, and reaction-based rather than structured, bouncing from memes like “SKKDKRKWKDKCKDD” to sudden emotional swings such as “tô mal pqp” and impulsive, dramatic takes like “eu quero tanto que o nik0l4s f3rr3ir4 morra”. The combination of high social energy, abstract commentary on culture and politics, emotionally charged defenses of idols, and unstructured, in-the-moment posting fits ENFP better than other types.

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Vitória • pop culture & politics from the Sudeste • survived Taylor nation drama and still finds time to yell about football, film, and fake news– @isfalsegod

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This drink leans strong and chaotic, because Vitória tweets like she’s permanently live‑blogging a mental breakdown in stan Twitter, from the "psychose coletiva" vibe of “meu deus tão começando a ter psicose coletiva” to screaming in all caps at world events in “que pessoas burras comemorando o ataque dos eua 💔 OPEN THE SCHOOLS”. The cachaça with pink peppercorn represents her Brazilian, slightly unhinged, foul‑mouthed edge in tweets like “FOTO TENDENCIOSA DE MERDA VSF MANO” and her bio, "the rise and fall of a sudeste princess". The sparkling white wine stands for her glamorous, award‑show‑obsessed pop‑culture side, always watching Grammys and red carpets as in “to chorando o pessoal no red carpet do grammy bem assim”. Guava nectar adds a deceptively sweet, girly note for her devotion to pop girls like Taylor and Sabrina, seen in “minha amiga sabrina carpenter fez a maior caridade da face da terra” and “te amo mãe”. A dash of espresso captures how terminally online and permanently wired she is, from the Roblox protest in “esse protesto do roblox foi a melhor coisa que aconteceu na internet nos últimos tempos” to live commentary on politics in “gente até onde eu saiba fake news é crime no brasil”. The lime peel and edible glitter garnish nods to her mix of bitterness and sparkle: she can wish death on fascists in “eu quero tanto que o nik0l4s f3rr3ir4 morra” and still scream joyously about pop culture wins in “PQP TÔ MUITO FELIZ”.

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Vitória’s tweets show a very Gryffindor blend of moral outrage, boldness, and willingness to pick fights over what she thinks is right. She openly celebrates bad outcomes for public figures she sees as harmful, e.g. “charlie kirk morreu jk rowling ta com cancer bolsonaro foi condenado” and “O CARA DEFENDIA O DIREITO AO PORTE DE ARMA ... E MORREU BALEADO ... PROVE ME WRONG”, which reflects a confrontational, justice-driven temperament typical of Gryffindor more than the calculated pragmatism of Slytherin. She’s quick to anger and to take strong stances, like “que pessoas burras comemorando o ataque dos eua 💔 OPEN THE SCHOOLS” and “gente até onde eu saiba fake news é crime no brasil”, which shows impulsive, morally-charged reactions rather than detached analysis. Her intense protective loyalty to her faves, especially Taylor Swift, in posts such as “se voce tem alguma coisa contra a taylor RESOLVE COMIGO TA? ... deixa a taylor em paz” and the jokingly extreme “ofereceria meu primogênito ao diabo pra ter how did it end live from eras tour no spotify” signals the classic Gryffindor readiness to go to war for those she cares about. While she is witty and political, her defining traits are fiery courage, outspokenness, and a readiness to confront perceived injustice head-on—hallmarks of a Gryffindor personality.

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The song this is me trying fits vitória because it blends sharp self-awareness with emotional exhaustion, which mirrors both her humor and her vulnerability. She’s intensely devoted to Taylor, from saying “a taylor acertou muito quando disse this pain wouldn't be for evermore” to going full-defensive with “se voce tem alguma coisa contra a taylor RESOLVE COMIGO TA?”, so a deep-cut, emotionally heavy Taylor track suits her more than a surface-level hit. The song’s theme of quietly struggling through stress and mental overload echoes tweets like “tô mal pqp” and “o twitter me estressa as vezes”, where she hints at being overwhelmed beneath all the jokes. At the same time, the ironic, world-weary lens of the song matches her mix of political and pop-culture cynicism, like mocking US politics in “que pessoas burras comemorando o ataque dos eua 💔 OPEN THE SCHOOLS”. Overall, this is me trying captures a hyper-online, passionate person who feels a lot, jokes even more, and is constantly doing their best in a chaotic world.

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