ishitpastel
City:
Job:
In a relationship:
Best friend:
Politically:
green: confident, yellow: guess, red: uncertain
Inactive followers? Check yours!
Fake/Bot followers? Check yours!
sponsored by Circleboom
Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Shares raw feelings in tweets like "Got my period now I feel super emotional" and "I’m crying I cannot resist food"
- Resilient: Shows optimism after hardship, e.g., "I’ve been feeling sooo much happier these days" and gratitude for supportive parents
- Creative: Posts imaginative lines such as "U master mainstream gloving I master ancient gloving" and "I’m zane I AM the doomed ninja"
- Honest: Open about struggles, saying "I am fat" and "I refuse to make my ed my personality"
- Social seeking: Looks for connection, e.g., planning to watch MHA with friends and wanting a job
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Talks about extreme dieting like "I want a super skinny face" and "I’m never eating again"
- Self critical: Frequent negative self‑talk, e.g., "I am fat" and "My face fat is actually ruining my life"
- Unstable mood: Rapid emotional swings, from "I feel super emotional" to "I’ve been feeling sooo much happier"
- Risky behavior: Mentions suicidal thoughts, e.g., "KMS" and "Let’s both drown and whoever saves the other is the leader"
- Financial instability: Requests money and mentions lack of funds, such as "Someone lend me money" and "I have no money"
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa Simpson, the user is highly introspective and often feels overwhelmed by anxiety and self‑doubt, as shown in tweets such as "I’m bruising randomly and fainting send helo" and "I have an exam today..and no one told me????". The user’s obsession with perfection and body image ("I want a super skinny face🤤", "I am fat") mirrors Lisa’s tendency to criticize herself for not living up to her own high standards. The user’s frequent pleas for validation and fear of being judged ("I’m not rude I swear don’t call me rude", "I’m so happy im dramatic … I LOVE U JUKKA u are my therapist") echo Lisa’s struggle to be accepted for her intelligence and individuality. Both display a pattern of self‑critical rumination and a desire to improve ("I refuse to make my ed my personality I refuse I’ll never talk about it again"). Overall, the combination of academic pressure, emotional volatility, and self‑critical perfectionism aligns most closely with Lisa Simpson’s personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
The user’s tweets focus on personal feelings and inner states, showing introversion (e.g., “I’m crying I cannot resist food”, “I feel awful”). They describe concrete, present‑day details like “We only have sweet potatoes in the house” and “I’m gonna put a crazy amount of coconut oil on my hair,” indicating a sensing preference. Their decisions are driven by emotions and values, as seen in “I refuse to make my ed my personality” and “I love u Jukka u are my therapist.” Finally, the pattern of spontaneous, flexible plans and impulsive statements such as “I’ll never eat again” and “I’m gonna start studying starting today” points to a perceiving style. Together these traits align best with the ISFP type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Hey LesboAlphaQueen, if we survived a FNAF night together, I’d let you be the only one I trust to turn off the lights—your laugh would be the only thing that scares the animatronics away.
- My secret quirk is ‘Coconut Oil Glide’—I can make your hair shine brighter than any MHA hero’s aura, and maybe steal a kiss while we’re at it.
- Your gloving skills are lit—let’s sync our LED lights and create a neon love story that outshines even the brightest stage.
- I thought Crumbl cookies were the sweetest thing, but then I saw you—how about we share a batch and see if we’re a perfect match?
- Picture a Roblox world where we skip the sweet potatoes, hang out in a hair‑care salon, and binge‑watch FNAF together—just you, me, and endless laughs.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
17-yr-old LGBTQ+ teen, anime & gaming fan, mental health advocate, survived a week on sweet potatoes before Crumbl cookies rescued me, gloving enthusiast.– @ishitpastel
Your signature cocktail
Alpha Queen's Meltdown
This drink mirrors Naima’s roller‑coaster of feelings: the coconut cream nods to their love of "coconut oil" for hair (“I’m gonna put a crazy amount of coconut oil on my hair to hydrate it”) while the raspberry’s pink hue captures the burst of drama in “I’m bruising randomly and fainting send helo”. The lime’s sharp bite reflects the constant anxiety of “I want a super skinny face🤤” and “I’m never eating ever again”. Black vodka adds a dark, brooding depth echoing “I’m fat” and the fear of “the governments planning on murdering me”. Finally, edible glitter represents the gloving obsession (“GLOVING”) and the desire for sparkle amid the chaos, while the name “Alpha Queen's Meltdown” pulls directly from the bio’s “LesboAlphaQueen” and the frequent emotional meltdowns throughout the timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
I’ve expressed strong ambition, like saying "If u aren’t a billionaire like me at 17 DNI😂" and wanting to be "bmi 15🤔 maybr 14". They also self‑brand as "LesboAlphaQueen" and display cunning, for example "Also instead of blocking me..what if u dm me and tell me what i did wrong so I won’t do it again and block me after..just a thought ok? Sorryman". Their drive to achieve personal ideals, even at the cost of self‑harm, aligns with Slytherin’s willingness to pursue goals relentlessly. While they show vulnerability, the dominant theme is ambition and resourcefulness, hallmark traits of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Hurt - Johnny Cash
The user's constant references to self‑harm, feeling broken, and suicidal thoughts echo the lyrics "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel." Tweets such as "I’m bruising randomly and fainting send helo" and "THEY WQNT ME TO BECOME AN ALCOHOLIC ... I GONNA KMS" highlight the same despair. Their repeated pleas for body‑image validation, like "I want a super skinny face🤤" and "I am fat", mirror the song’s raw confession of pain and emptiness. The overall tone of hopelessness and yearning for relief matches the haunting mood of "Hurt".
Your time travel destination
Your video game
Your spirit animal
Your (un)funny joke
Your superpower
Your fictional best friend
Your dream vacation
Your alternate career path
Your celebrity match
Did you enjoy your Horoscope?
Your horoscope is 66 days old! Generate a better one from your latest tweets, unlock more insights and use a smarter pro AI!