Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep, joyful investment in MCR, BBB, games and series, e.g. “Toda vez que eu penso sobre o show do mcr eu quase tenho um treco não tá normal nao gnt vou passar mal” and multiple excited live reactions to Hexatombe.
- Empathetic caring: Expresses strong concern for others, like pain over animal cruelty in “Dando rt em tudo sobre o caso do Orelha mas não consigo mais ver fotos dele” and affection for friends and ‘minhas meninas’ in “Minhas meninas 😭😭😭😭😭😭 eu amo minhas meninas”.
- Loving partner: Frequently speaks very fondly of their boyfriend, e.g. “Meu namorado foi pra um acampamento da igreja e vai ficar incomunicável comigo até domingo (meu legendário😍😍)” and “Queria ir morar numa casa num campo no meio do nada com meu namorado”.
- Socially aware: Critiques injustice and prejudice, like calling out romanticization of Roma people in “Tenho um odio de quem jura que ciganos sao seres místicos caricatos cheios de ouro” and impunity in “E o pior é saber da grande chance desses arrombados nunca pagarem pela crueldade que fizeram”.
- Humorous sharpness: Uses sarcasm and vivid language to react to situations, like the Stardew rant “AI QUE BUCETA DE ILHA GENGIBRE DO STARDEW VALLEY É ESSA PORRA É CAVERNA DA CAVEIRA…” and the lab tweet “Nao tankaria 1 dia tendo aula no laboratório… e o povo deitando pra assistir filme na bancada onde ja passou sangue xixi fezes esperma”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Tweets swing between euphoria and despair, such as “O twitter quer acabar com o meu dia” and heavy statements like “A solução pra mim e desistir dos meus sonhos e morrer mesmo”.
- Harsh language: Often uses very aggressive wording about others, e.g. calling people “um bando de burro” in “Caralho os quotes disso ai é um bando de burro” and “filho da puta ordinário biltre” in “Que filho da puta ordinário biltre nao acredito que ele fez o juliano chorar”.
- Self-negativity: Directs very dark thoughts toward themself, like “Ou eu vou morrer de tristeza ou me matar” and “Tem algo que me deixa muito triste me adoece… então guardo pra mim”.
- Ruminative fixation: Returns repeatedly to distressing topics, e.g. multiple tweets about the Orelha case like “Isso acabou com meu dia… Eles não podem sair impunes” and ongoing ENEM/study stress in “Nao quero nem falar sobre o enem”.
- Conflict-prone tone: Engages in discourse with combative framing, such as “É mal escrito ou é só vocês que tem uma interpretação de texto equivalente a de uma porta?” and mocking fan groups in “Esses fã clube de sinalizador são chatos pra cacete viu”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: passionate, emotionally intense, and very socially aware. Like Lisa, they care deeply about justice and cruelty, especially toward animals, as seen when they write about the dog Orelha and say “Isso acabou com meu dia e fico mais revoltada ainda de pensar que esses monstros estão sendo acobertados e provavelmente não vão pagar pela crueldade que fizeram”. They are intellectually curious and ask a lot of questions about beliefs and systems, mirroring Lisa’s inquisitive nature, for example describing themselves in church as “não calando a boca durante o culto pq não conseguia parar de perguntar um monte de coisa sobre”. Their strong opinions on culture, ethics, and representation—like criticizing stereotypes about Romani people in “Tenho um odio de quem jura que ciganos sao seres místicos caricatos cheios de ouro. É apenas uma etnia como qualquer outra!!”—echo Lisa’s moral seriousness and tendency to call out injustice. At the same time, they’re very emotionally sensitive and often overwhelmed by the world, as in “Tem algo que me deixa muito triste me adoece, mas é tão egoísta que eu não consigo expressar então guardo pra mim”, which also fits Lisa’s mix of idealism and melancholy. Their intense love for music and fandoms (MCR, games, series) and the feeling of being a bit out of place socially reinforce the Lisa parallel more than any other main Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: despite loving fandoms and shows, their focus is on a tight emotional world (their boyfriend, online moots, media they love) rather than broad socializing, e.g. missing their boyfriend constantly and fantasizing about an isolated life together in the countryside in “Queria ir morar numa casa num campo no meio do nada com meu namorado”, and feeling the lack of close online friends in “Que saudade de ter moots... :/”. Their style is strongly intuitive (N): they often jump from concrete events to broader meanings or hypotheticals, like analyzing cultural patterns and injustices in “E o pior é saber da grande chance desses arrombados nunca pagarem pela crueldade que fizeram… em cargos públicos… igual os assassinos do índio Galdino ou cursando medicina igual Sari Corte Real e Bianca Cestari”, and reflecting abstractly on how something "envelheceu igual leite" in “Envelheceu igual leite”. They are clearly feeling (F): their reactions center on emotional impact, empathy, and moral outrage, like being devastated and heartbroken over animal cruelty in “Isso acabou com meu dia e fico mais revoltada ainda de pensar que esses monstros estão sendo acobertados… Eles não podem sair impunes” and openly sharing deep hopelessness in “A solução pra mim e desistir dos meus sonhos e morrer mesmo”. Between perceiving (P) and judging, they lean P: they oscillate and react in the moment (mood swings, media obsessions, sudden despair/joy) rather than emphasizing structured planning, as seen in their emotional spirals about the MCR show in “Toda vez que eu penso sobre o show do mcr eu quase tenho um treco não tá normal nao gnt vou passar mal” and the resigned, unstructured avoidance in “Nao quero nem falar sobre o enem”. Overall, the intense inner emotional life, idealization of love and media, moral sensitivity, and somewhat chaotic, reactive tweeting style best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can survive Oscar Tenório’s lab benches full of sangue, xixi, fezes e esperma, you can definitely handle a date with me — I promise the only thing contaminating you will be my crush.
- You’re out here planning your MCR outfit for heat while praying it doesn’t rain at the show… want me to be your emergency poncho partner when Gerard makes us both cry?
- You said your heaven’s wherever *he* is, but from the way you talk about your namorado taking your photo to church camp and being a Juliano-level lover, I’d just like the honor of being the friend who loudly cheers for your disgustingly cute love story.
- Since you almost had a breakdown thinking about seeing Gerard live, I volunteer as emotional support: I’ll hold your hand during Cemetery Drive, scream during Vampires, and remind you to breathe every time you remember ‘é o último show pra sempre né…’
- You, to Stardew Valley: “vou ficar só plantando e decorando minha casa”; me, to you: what if we skip the Skull Cavern of life and speedrun straight to the part where we move to a little house in the middle of nowhere together and argue about Shane vs Sebastian?
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Lab nerd, MCR devotee & Stardew spouse of Shane. Once cried over Cemetery Drive, then labeled blood samples like it was a love language.– @isinhamurango
Your signature cocktail
Helena’s Lab-Grown Cemetery Drive
This cocktail starts with a red wine float for the dramatic, emo romance of someone counting down to see Gerard Way and MCR live, like when they said “Lembrei que vou ver o gerard ao vivo e de perto nao estou bem” and screamed about needing songs like Cemetery Drive and Summertime “eu preciso de tudo eu preciso!!!!”. A sharp espresso shot captures their insomnia-core academic grind and lab life, from joking about tubes of blood “Eu quando sou obcecada por tubos de coleta” to horror at unsafe lab benches “povo deitando pra assistir filme na bancada onde ja passou sangue xixi fezes esperma”. Blackberry syrup brings dark sweetness for the softness they reserve for their boyfriend and their fictional faves, like missing him even when he’s just asleep “Mds que saudade do meu namorado (ele só tá dormindo” and wanting a quiet life in the countryside together “Queria ir morar numa casa num campo no meio do nada com meu namorado”. The smoked salt rim represents the bitterness and righteous rage that flares up when they see injustice or cruelty, as in their fury over the case of Orelha “Isso é revoltante! Eles não podem sair impunes” and the impunity of violent elites “esses arrombados nunca pagarem pela crueldade que fizeram”. Finally, a splash of ginger beer adds chaotic fizz for their meme-y, caps-lock live reactions to Hexatombe and BBB, screaming “CANALHA CELLBIT CANALHA #Hexatombe” and declaring they’ll always be in the trenches for their ships “Sempre estarei nas trincheiras por lizago”, making the drink as intense, dramatic, and unexpectedly tender as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Isa shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, emotional dedication, and a deep sense of fairness. Their intense, tender devotion to their boyfriend appears constantly, e.g. loving that he took a framed photo of them to church camp in “Meu namorado foi pra um acampamento da igreja e vai ficar incomunicável comigo até domingo (meu legendário😍😍) e levou na mala um porta retrato com uma foto nossa que foi o presente de natal que eu dei pra ele 😭😭😭😭”, joking about missing him when he’s only asleep in “Mds que saudade do meu namorado (ele só tá dormindo”, and dreaming of a quiet life together in “Queria ir morar numa casa num campo no meio do nada com meu namorado”. Their outrage is strongly grounded in justice and compassion, like their heartbreak and activism over animal cruelty in “Dando rt em tudo sobre o caso do Orelha mas não consigo mais ver fotos dele, tá doendo muito meu coração pensar na atrocidade que fizeram com aquele lindo cãozinho #JusticaPorOrelha” and their anger that abusers likely won’t be punished in “E o pior é saber da grande chance desses arrombados nunca pagarem pela crueldade que fizeram e daqui uns anos estarem soltos, em cargos públicos… ou cursando medicina igual Sari Corte Real e Bianca Cestari”. They also show a very Hufflepuff-like protective empathy about children and parenting dynamics in “Se eu tivesse filhos, me separasse do meu marido e ele começasse a namorar alguém que trata os meus filhos muito bem, eu ficaria muito feliz e grata. Mas se fosse ficar postando coisa que de a entender que meus filhos são filhos dela eu não ia entender legal não”. While they have flashes of Gryffindor-style indignation and some Ravenclaw curiosity, the throughline of their tweets is steadfast love, emotional honesty, and a strong commitment to fairness and care for others—classic Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
Their bio shows a deep emotional connection to MCR and Gerard Way — “MCR, frerard e Gerard Way ♡” — and multiple tweets about the upcoming concert and setlist, like “Toda vez que eu penso sobre o show do mcr eu quase tenho um treco não tá normal nao gnt vou passar mal” and “Lembrei que vou ver o gerard ao vivo e de perto nao estou bem”. I'm Not Okay (I Promise) fits their blend of dark humor, vulnerability, and dramatic emotion: they oscillate between joking rants and heavy despair, as in “A solução pra mim e desistir dos meus sonhos e morrer mesmo” and “Ou eu vou morrer de tristeza ou me matar”. The song’s theme of being overwhelmed but still expressive and a bit theatrical matches tweets where they vent about injustice and cruelty, like “Isso acabou com meu dia e fico mais revoltada ainda de pensar que esses monstros estão sendo acobertados”. At the same time, they’re intensely romantic and devoted to their boyfriend, calling him “meu legendário😍😍” in “Meu namorado foi pra um acampamento da igreja e vai ficar incomunicável comigo até domingo (meu legendário😍😍)”, which fits the song’s desperate, all-consuming emotional tone. Their identity as a passionate, slightly chaotic MCR fan who feels everything very loudly makes I'm Not Okay (I Promise) the most fitting anthem.
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