Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for favorites like Adele, Taylor Swift, Arizona Robbins, Camila Cabello, and volleyball/football teams, e.g., repeated hype about Adele announcements and Arizona’s return on Grey’s Anatomy.
- Humorous commentary: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, like joking about running an SQL update without WHERE and altering 33k lines, or laughing at BBB situations with elongated “KKKKKKKKK.”
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings—“to TÃO feliz”, “tô tao felizzzzz”, “deus me ama tantooooo”, “mds que ódio”—showing comfort expressing joy, anger, and frustration.
- Loyal supporter: Frequently defends and celebrates people she likes, e.g., saying “simplesmente não existe ngm maior que ela” about Taylor, “Thaísa diva!!!”, “Estarei com elas”, and shipping “MABELLE.”
- Candid honesty: Speaks directly about money, work, and values—e.g., admitting she’d accept betting-house money despite the moral dilemma, or blunt takes on gossip profiles and public figures.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh judgment: Frequently calls others “burr@”, “lix0”, “povo besta e idiota”, “ngm liga pra vc”, and mocks participants like Deniziane and Alane, showing a very critical tone toward people.
- Reactive negativity: Often vents with anger or scorn—“tomara que a Globo nem pise mais os pés lá no Rio Grande do Sul”, “tô nem aí, bem feito inclusive”, “mds que ódio”—which can come off as hostile.
- Online impulsivity: Posts strong knee-jerk reactions to reality shows, sports, and gossip, e.g., instantly calling players or housemates “chacota”, “fracassadaaaaaaa”, or celebrating others’ regret.
- Conflict oriented: Engages in antagonistic language toward fandoms and regions—laughing at fans of “matteus e deniziane”, attacking commenters as “b u r r a”, and insulting an entire state’s population.
- Overinvested fandom: Emotional swings tied heavily to celebrities and shows—stressing about Adele announcements, Grey’s Anatomy arcs, BBB outcomes, and sports results—can suggest disproportionate emotional investment.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: opinionated, emotionally expressive, and deeply invested in pop culture and ethics at the same time. Like Lisa, they mix sharp critique with enthusiasm, jumping from calling out bad behavior in reality TV and fandoms to intense stanning of artists, as seen when they defend Taylor Swift with “e no que isso afeta a taylor swift? só se doem porque é a maior da indústria” and “com assim UMA das maiores…? ela eh a maior de todos”. Their moral streak and social judgment show up in posts like “tomara que a Globo nem pise mais os pés lá no Rio Grande do Sul, povo besta e idiota” and the criticism of gambling promos in “a menina falando com orgulho que negou fazer publi de casa de aposta por 10 mil por semana... eu iria ferir meu caráter por 10 mil por MÊS imagina por SEMANA”, which mirrors Lisa’s constant wrestling between ideals and real life. At the same time, they’re a passionate nerd about their interests—Adele, Camila Cabello, BBB, volleyball, and football—as in “queremos Adele!!!!!”, “quando será que Camila Cabello voltará a fazer música como living proof”, and “vamo cusil!!!!!!”, just like Lisa’s obsessive love for her causes and favorite artists. Even their self-aware academic/professional flex in “pfvr me chamem de senhora empresária administradora engenheira” fits Lisa’s overachiever, ‘gifted kid’ energy. Overall, the blend of intensity, intelligence, pop-culture obsession, and constant commentary makes Lisa the best match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly react to TV shows, sports, pop culture and Big Brother, openly joking and venting to an audience, e.g. celebrating volleyball and football with tweets like “vamo cusil!!!!!!” and loudly shipping reality-show couples like “SHIPPO MUITO MABELLE”, which shows comfort with public, social engagement. Their style suggests Intuition (N) over Sensing: they focus less on concrete details and more on opinions, meanings, and hype around artists and narratives, like speculating about Adele’s impact on Brazil (“eu e minha amiga mirelly já falando sobre ingresso pro anúncio que ia parar o Brasil (Adele) e me vem um bruno mars”) or musing about Camila Cabello’s artistic direction (“quando será que ela voltará a fazer arte?”). They are strongly Feeling (F): their judgments are value- and emotion-driven (“tomara que a Globo nem pise mais os pés lá no Rio Grande do Sul, povo besta e idiota”](tweet_url)) and they frequently express intense emotional reactions, like frustration, joy, and moral stances about influencers or betting ads (“eu iria ferir meu caráter por 10 mil por MÊS imagina por SEMANA”). Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their tweets are spontaneous, reactive, and playful rather than structured or planned, such as impulsively confessing a massive SQL mistake (“eu rodei…. eu rodei um update sem where e o que era pra alterar 65 linhas alterou mais de 33 mil…..”) and often shifting topics quickly—from sports to pop culture to work mishaps—without a clear, orderly agenda. Overall, the outgoing, emotionally expressive, hype-loving, and spontaneous nature of their timeline fits best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can accidentally run an UPDATE without a WHERE and touch 33k rows, imagine what we could accidentally build together on purpose—Mrs. Empresária Administradora Engenheira.
- You’re out here praying for Adele, defending Taylor as the *biggest* in the industry, and still finding time to scream for Arizona’s return… can I apply to be the next dramatic comeback in your life?
- You said you’re taking photos looking like a 40-year-old woman—good, because I’m ready to treat you like a grown woman and not like the people in those gossip-profile comments you always roast.
- You, stressed with Man City doing a million things while you’re half-asleep, screaming ‘vamo cusil’ for every game, and living BBB as if it’s the World Cup… how about we watch a match together so I can celebrate my new favorite team: MEU TIME = me + you.
- Since you and Mirelly are already planning Adele tickets and crying over 31 new Taylor Swift songs, let’s make a deal: you bring the playlists, I bring the Globoplay password for the next elimination with Pitanda, and we call it our first date.
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Data wrangler who once ran UPDATE without WHERE. BBB, volleyball & pop girlies enthusiast. Balancing spreadsheets, spoilers and Adele coping playlists.– @isntcari
Your signature cocktail
Adele & Alane Apocalypse Spritz
This cocktail is bubbly and dramatic, just like someone who screams “É A ADELE TÁ VINDO” in all caps while manifesting shows and tickets, as in “É A ADELE TÁ VINDO”. The sparkling rosé brings the celebratory, stan-energy of “simplesmente não existe ngm maior que ela” and all the pop girlie discourse in “Quão genérico vc é?”. The cachaça coffee infusion is for the overworked, chaotic dev who admits “eu rodei…. eu rodei um update sem where e o que era pra alterar 65 linhas alterou mais de 33 mil…..”, needing something strong to survive both SQL and timelines. Maracujá syrup and citrus soda reflect the loud, meme-heavy, BBB-fueled mood swings of “Buda vai ganhar kkkkk” and “SHIPPO MUITO MABELLE”, equal parts sweet and chaotic. The dash of smoked salt represents the sharp, salty comments like “ngm liga pra vc” and “tomara que a Globo nem pise mais os pés lá no Rio Grande do Sul, povo besta e idiota”, giving the drink a slightly bitter, opinionated finish. Overall it’s strong, funny, a little messy, and absolutely made for screaming “vamo cusil!!!!!!” like in “vamo cusil!!!!!!” while live-tweeting everything.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Cari shows a very Slytherin mix of ambition, bluntness, and ruthless pragmatism. She openly admits she would compromise for money, saying about refusing betting sponsorships that “eu iria ferir meu caráter por 10 mil por MÊS imagina por SEMANA”, which is textbook self‑interest and opportunism. She’s cutting and confrontational with people she dislikes, e.g. replying “ngm liga pra vc” and dismissing haters in gossip pages with “tô nem aí, bem feito inclusive, esse povo em perfil de fofoca quer comentar tudo oq ninguém perguntou”, showing a willingness to be sharp rather than conciliatory. Her competitive, almost ruthless edge appears in reality‑show and sports commentary, mocking players and participants like “davi chacota kkkkk pessimo em provas” and celebrating others’ downfalls with “ala e fracassadaaaaaaa”. At the same time, she clearly values status and power in a tongue‑in‑cheek way, asking to be called “senhora empresária administradora engenheira”, hinting at an aspirational, image‑conscious streak. This combination of ambition, self‑preservation, and unapologetic sharpness aligns her far more with Slytherin than with the more idealistic or studious houses.
Your movie
Your song
Look What You Made Me Do - Taylor Swift
The song Look What You Made Me Do fits cari’s dramatic, witty, and pop‑culture-obsessed personality, especially her strong stanning style and flair for rivalry. She openly defends Taylor’s status, saying “e no que isso afeta a taylor swift? só se doem porque é a maior da indústria” and “com assim UMA das maiores…? ela eh a maior de todos”, which mirrors the song’s confident, unapologetic tone. Her online voice is sharp and zero‑tolerance, like when she says “tô nem aí, bem feito inclusive, esse povo em perfil de fofoca quer comentar tudo oq ninguém perguntou” and “ngm liga pra vc”, similar to the song’s dismissive attitude toward critics. The chaotic humor of tweeting about breaking SQL updates — “eu rodei…. eu rodei um update sem where e o que era pra alterar 65 linhas alterou mais de 33 mil…..” — also matches the song’s sense of messy drama and reinvention after disaster. Overall, the track’s mix of pettiness, power, and theatricality aligns with how she reacts loudly to reality TV, football/volleyball games, and pop news, turning every situation into a narrative of wins, losses, and comebacks.
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