Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Musical Depth: Demonstrates extensive knowledge across genres like “hardcore”, nouvelle vague, and “hair metal”.
- Critical Honesty: Willing to critique favorite bands, noting The Rolling Stones have been “mid desde 1981”.
- Cultural Awareness: Shows an interest in “linguistics” and social history, like the impact of “Lola” by The Kinks.
- Self-Awareness: Openly admits to personal struggles, such as “being nervous” to invite friends to a birthday party.
- Academic Ambition: Maintains high standards for their future, aiming to “finish the 12th grade with a 17 average”.
Weaknesses:
- Severe Forgetfulness: Admits to Bringing the headphone case but “forgetting the headphones”.
- Emotional Volatility: Describes experiencing “crashouts” over minor historical inaccuracies regarding The Beatles.
- Excessive Self-Criticism: Frequently uses harsh self-labels like “fat fucking chud” when facing minor inconveniences.
- Procrastination Tendencies: Mentions “missing the bus” and feeling like they are “tweaking” through the day.
- Musical Elitism: Quick to dismiss opinions, stating “hate in deathcore = opinion rejected”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a high-achieving, intellectually curious music nerd who balances a love for classic art with a sharp, cynical critique of social trends. They demonstrate a deep obsession with musical history and technique, much like Lisa’s devotion to jazz, while simultaneously stressing about academic performance and social acceptance, noting: “vô conseguir tirar a carta de condução vô acabar o 12o com média de 17”. They share Lisa's habit of correcting historical inaccuracies, such as when they “dou sempre crashout” over people misidentifying the decade of The Beatles. Furthermore, their niche interests in linguistics and Nouvelle Vague cinema mirror Lisa's sophisticated, often isolated, intellectual pursuits, especially when they admit to being “nervosa para convidar pessoas que conheço há anos para a minha festa de anos”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Santos exhibits strong Introversion and a preoccupation with internal feelings, noting they were “crying like crazy” before remembering a concert and feeling “nervous to invite people” to their own party. Their Intuition is clear through abstract connections, such as being “obsessed with the idyllic concept of France” via Nouvelle Vague and philosophy, rather than concrete travel plans. As a Feeling type, they prioritize emotional resonance and personal values, mourning the “downfall of Nicki Minaj” as a loss of childhood identity. Finally, their Perceiving nature shows in a spontaneous, self-described “yapping” style and a tendency toward disorganization, like “forgetting headphones” or losing track of time as a “fat fucking chud.”
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the year 1968? Because you've got that Nouvelle Vague aura and I'm desperately looking for the Keith Richards glasses to see you better.
- I promise I’m more reliable than your Spotify app—I'll never crash on you when you're in the middle of a KISS marathon.
- Are we in rural Northern Portugal? Because it’s freezing out here, but one look at you and I’m having a total crashout.
- I won't judge you for yapping, as long as you don't judge me for thinking you're way more 'fofinho' than Ray Davies.
- You can call me an Avenged Sevenfold album, because even 24 years later, I’ll still be surprising you with how much I want to be yours.
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Music historian and linguist at heart. From the rural north of Portugal to the front row of Iron Maiden. I analyze 1960s riffs and the downfall of hair metal.– @istoleyerlove
Your signature cocktail
The Unc Status Spritz
This drink captures a user who is “obsecada com o conceito idílico da frança” but stuck in the cold “norte de portugal rural”. It’s a complex mix for someone who has officially “atingi unc status (18 anos)” yet still mourns the “downfall da nicki” and childhood bangers. The glitter reflects their status as a “apologista dos kiss n°1”, while the bitter notes mirror their reaction when people call the Beatles a “70s band”. Served in a glass that looks “fofinho”, it's the perfect companion for a “semanita” of yapping about music history.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Santos exhibits a distinct Ravenclaw profile through an analytical and encyclopedic approach to music history, frequently deconstructing genres and industry trends. They display a deep intellectual curiosity for linguistics, noting that “gostar de linguística é ficar triste quando uma língua... que duas pessoas na lapónia falavam extingue se”, and possess a sharp wit that demands historical accuracy, such as when they “dou sempre crashout” over people misidentifying 60s aesthetics as 70s. Their bio's self-aware warning (“aviso: eu yappo muito”) reflects a classic Ravenclaw trait of long-winded, passionate discourse on niche subjects. Ultimately, their tendency to categorize bands by their “influências de mr bungle ou de um álbum avant garde” showcases a creative and scholarly mind that values the complexity of information over simple fandom.
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Your song
I Stole Your Love - KISS
Given that Santos describes themselves as the “apologista dos kiss n°1” and even uses the song title as their username, this track is the definitive anthem for their online presence. Their personality is deeply rooted in 1970s rock aesthetics, frequently asserting that “os anos 60 lowkey foram melhores para a música que os anos 70” while spending their days “a ouvir rock and roll over”. The song’s high-energy hard rock riff perfectly matches their self-described tendency to ['yappar'] and ['tweakar'] about music history and linguistics. Even when they criticize the band's business moves, they remain loyal to the music, making this KISS classic the most fitting representation of their santoscore identity.
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