Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Romantic Devotion: He frequently posts about treating his girlfriend, such as “spoil your gf for Christmas” and defending her from “e dater accusations”.
- Passionate Interests: He shows intense enthusiasm for his hobbies, particularly EPIC: The Musical, claiming he wants to “inject the epic musical into my bloodstream”.
- Social Loyalty: He supports his friends by “getting coached” to improve and trying to “convince more people” to enjoy his favorite media.
- Skill Improvement: He actively seeks growth in competitive games, celebrating when he “finally hit diamond in tft” and practicing new characters.
- Humorous Perspective: He uses self-deprecating humor regarding his identity, joking that TikTok called him “evil cuz I’m a man who likes radio head and Spider Man”.
Weaknesses:
- Gaming Addiction: He struggles with self-control, admitting to playing Minecraft for “14 hours straight” until 4 am despite work responsibilities.
- Poor Financial Choices: He admits to losing significant amounts of currency through gambling, stating he “went from 25k to 0” and warns others to never do it.
- Short Temper: He expresses extreme frustration toward others in games, describing teammates and enemies as “nothing but pathogens”.
- Low Focus: He is constantly distracted at his job, repeatedly tweeting that he is “stuck at work” while only thinking about gaming or modding.
- Reckless Impulsivity: He makes dramatic, hyperbolic statements about his well-being, such as threatening to “ropemaxx” over gaming genetics or jump off buildings for “spider powers”.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Like Milhouse, this user is a dedicated geek who is deeply immersed in fandoms and gaming, often expressing a dramatic flair for his hobbies. He shares a similar 'lovable loser' energy when discussing his gaming struggles, notably claiming “Just found out aiming is genetic gonna ropemaxx now and hope I finally hit t500 in my next life”. His obsession with specific media like Epic: The Musical and Spider-Man mirrors Milhouse's devotion to Radioactive Man, especially when he admits to “installing Spider Man mods” obsessively. Furthermore, his tendency to be pushed around by game mechanics or life—like when he says “League of legends would genuinely be so much more fun is jungle role didn’t exist”—captures that classic Milhouse frustration with a world that doesn't go his way. Despite the gamer angst, he remains a hopeful romantic, frequently mentioning his girlfriend in a way that feels as earnest as Milhouse's pursuit of Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
IthacanWebs demonstrates a strong Introverted (I) preference, frequently tweeting about solitary gaming and wishing to leave social gatherings, as seen when they were “at a party rn but I wish I was playing rivals instead”. Their Intuitive (N) nature is clear through their deep fixation on the Epic musical and their tendency to view themselves through the lens of archetypal characters, stating they “switch between so many personalities... Odysseus to Spider Man to Ned Stark”. They lean toward Feeling (F) as their posts are driven by personal values, emotional reactions to media, and a deep appreciation for their partner, exemplified by the suggestion to “rent out an AirBnB and spoil your gf for Christmas”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait is evident in their spontaneous, late-night gaming habits and struggle with structured responsibility, admiting they were “playing for 14 hours straight” until 4 AM.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the *EPIC* musical? Because I want to listen to you three times in a row and eventually inject you into my bloodstream.
- I’m no Spider-Man, but I’d definitely jump off a skyscraper if it meant awakening a spark between us—no radioactive spider required.
- Is your name Nexus Mods? Because I’m stuck at work and all I can think about is installing you into my life.
- Forget the Axew and Larvitar lines—the only top-tier line I’m interested in is the one that gets me a date with you.
- I promise I’m a much better teammate than a League jungle—I’ll never gank your heart, and I’ll always be the support you actually deserve.
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Spider-Man main and TFT Diamond climber. Usually found modding Skyrim at 4 AM or surviving North Carolina traffic. I’ve reached the peak of the Matcha Bell Curve.– @IthacanWebs
Your signature cocktail
The Arachnid's Ithaca
This drink captures the essence of a “Warrior of the mind” who is eternally “Stuck at work” when they'd rather be gaming. The Greek brandy and gold flakes honor their obsession with EPIC: The Musical, as they admit, “YES I am an epic fan... YES my pfp Odysseus”, while the matcha reflects their “unironic hate” of being judged for ordering it. The chili agave brings the heat of a League of Legends player who thinks “jungle role shouldn’t exist”, balanced by a caffeine kick for someone who has “been playing for 14 hours straight” until 4 AM. It's a complex, high-energy blend for a person who feels they “switch between so many personalities” from Spider-Man to Shadow the Hedgehog.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Despite being an avid gamer, IthacanWebs identifies as a “Warrior of the mind” and displays a deep, creative obsession with complex narratives like Epic: The Musical, even claiming he wants to “inject the epic musical into my bloodstream”. His analytical side shines through his technical interests, such as his frequent deep dives into game modding, noting that “modding Skyrim [is] always a near death experience” due to its complexity. He values niche knowledge and the sharing of it, remarking that “Every time I introduce a new person to epic I become stronger”. This focus on mental stimulation, creative world-building, and the intricacies of software modification aligns him perfectly with the house of wit and learning.
Your movie
Your song
Spidey's Luck - The Great Design
Given the user's intense obsession with Spider-Man and their self-described 'warrior of the mind' persona, a song capturing the chaotic balance of a hero's life and poor luck fits perfectly. They frequently identify with the character, stating “I’m literally Spider Man rn” and even joking about wanting to “jump off a sky scraper to force my spider powers within me to awaken”. The song's theme of balancing responsibilities with personal desires mirrors their constant struggle with work, noted when they are “Stuck at work when I should be scrolling through nexus mods rn”. Their life is a blend of competitive gaming and nerdy passions, exemplified by how they “switch between so many personalities” ranging from Odysseus to Shadow the Hedgehog. Ultimately, the track reflects the spirit of a dedicated fan who finds legendary status in the mundane grind of daily life.
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