Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Avid Gamer: Shows deep engagement with titles like Expedition 33 and Hades II.
- Tech Savvy: Enthusiastic about building a new PC and starting desktop streams.
- Critically Observant: Critiques industry trends like overpriced games and AI-generated content.
- Media Literate: Calls out others for having the “Media literacy of a rock” regarding story interpretation.
- Culturally Aware: Appreciates specific aesthetics like the “yakuza font” and Japanese game design.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh Language: Frequently uses offensive terms like “Retarded” to dismiss opinions.
- Internet Slang Dependency: Overuses reductive terms like “goyslop” and “larp slop”.
- Aggressive Confrontation: Uses hostile phrasing such as “Lmao this is pathetic” when quoting others.
- Hyperbolic Negativity: Expresses extreme reactions like “I’d kill myself if i saw her”.
- Gatekeeping Tendencies: Look downs on others' interests, stating “I think less of you if you watch this slop”.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Like Jeff Albertson, @itistomalt is a hyper-critical media consumer who spends his time policing the quality of entertainment and labeling anything subpar as “this is the definition of goyslop”. He possesses a gatekeeping attitude toward hobbies, mocking others' lack of knowledge with remarks like “PC gaming has been a thing before console gaming but ok”. His feed is filled with cynical dismissals of modern trends, famously captured by his declaration that “I think less of you if you watch this slop”. Ultimately, his deep immersion in video games, anime, and internet subcultures makes him the perfect mirror for The Simpsons’ resident cynical expert.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
@itistomalt exhibits Introversion through a preference for solitary gaming and media consumption, recently tweeting about “first ever desktop stream on new pc” and playing Digital Devil Saga. Their Intuition is shown in their focus on industry trends and future releases, such as predicting that “2026 gonna be crazy for Atlus” rather than just playing current titles. The Thinking trait is evident in their blunt, often cynical critiques of media, calling out a lack of logic in statements like “‘Articulate myself better’ ‘He can't read’ Such an ironic statement”. Finally, their Perceiving nature is highlighted by a spontaneous interest in various games and a dislike for rigid structures, seen when they ask “what games do i get now that i have a pc” without a set plan.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a digital copy of Slay the Spire? Because I'm happy to just be your dedicated machine all day and night.
- Is your name Atlus? Because I’m praying for you to be my 2026 and I definitely trust the process.
- I promise I’m not 'larp slop' or an 'AI-generated idea'—I’m 100% peak fiction and looking for a co-op partner.
- You can stop searching for games that aren't on Xbox now; you've already struck gold right here.
- I'd never call you a 'goy' or 'mid slop,' but I would definitely let you move the hands on my clock any day.
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NYC-based media enthusiast and PC gamer. From crushing Slay the Spire to analyzing MGS lore, I'm here for peak fiction and against the slop. Still waiting for Silksong.– @itistomalt
Your signature cocktail
The Goyslop Gimlet
This drink captures a '22 media consumer' who lives for the high of “peak fiction” while perpetually dodging “larp slop”. The Japanese gin reflects a deep devotion to games like Persona, hoping “2026 gonna be crazy for Atlus”, while the bitter notes mirror their disdain for modern trends, often declaring things “the definition of goyslop”. It’s a strong, experimental cocktail best enjoyed while staring at a “new wallpaper for the new pc” and ignoring the outside world. Ultimately, it’s a drink for someone who knows that “PC gaming has been a thing before console gaming” and isn't afraid to let you know it.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
TomE demonstrates a classic Slytherin disdain for 'mediocrity' and 'mainstream slop,' frequently using sharp, gatekeeping wit to maintain his standards of quality. His resourcefulness and ambition as a creator are evident in his transition to PC gaming to improve his content, as seen when he announces his “first ever desktop stream on new pc”. He often adopts a cynical, self-preservational stance against industry trends he deems inferior, bluntly stating, “I think less of you if you watch this slop”. Furthermore, his focus on status and 'winning' in the media landscape, such as claiming “MGS FANS 1 ARC RAIDERS FANS 0”, highlights a competitive nature typical of the house of ambition.
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Virtual Insanity - Jamiroquai
TomE is a self-described “22 media consumer” whose feed is a cynical, fast-paced critique of modern digital culture, shifting between a deep love for Japanese gaming and an intense hatred for the encroaching AI landscape. Much like the song's themes of technology taking over human creativity, he constantly slams what he calls “AI SLOP” and “goyslop” in current entertainment. He maintains a high-speed commentary on various subcultures, often feeling overwhelmed by the state of the industry, at one point simply stating, “Im tired”. Despite his cynicism toward modern tech, he is deeply embedded in it, recently setting up a “new pc” to stream and consume even more media. Virtual Insanity perfectly captures this frantic, technologically-saturated lifestyle where the user is both the biggest critic and the most active participant.
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