Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses deep care and love for friends and partner, calling them “amor da minha vida” and “meu tudo” in tweets like “para quem não sabe essa mulher aqui é o amor da minha vida todinha .” and “MINHA BEBÊ MINHA UVINHA MEU TUDO”.
- Supportive: Offers emotional support and availability, as in “Eu sinto muito por isso. Se precisar conversa ou se distrair, sabe que pode me chamar sempre !” and “Cuide se, Gal, por favor.”.
- Humorous: Leans on playful, self-aware humor, like “Obviamente, o meu humor é impecável e mais pessoas deveriam compartilhar dele !” and jokes about friends as “o doente, o desempregado e a herdeira” in this tweet.
- Loyal: Shows strong loyalty and protectiveness, e.g., “podem ir tirando o olho da minha mulher ! ! ! !” and reaffirming friendships like “Simplesmente amo eles e nossa amizade baseada em 'vem para cá' dia sim e dia não.”.
- Empathetic: Checks in on others’ well-being and validates feelings, asking “O que aconteceu, pombinha ? Está tudo bem ?” and reassuring with “sabe que pode me chamar sempre !”.
Weaknesses:
- Overprotective: Protectiveness can turn intense or possessive, as seen in “podem ir tirando o olho da minha mulher ! ! ! !” and repeated framing of friends as exclusively “minha mulher” in this tweet.
- Passive-aggressive: Sometimes addresses conflicts through indirect jabs, e.g., labeling someone “extremamente MACHISTA” in “Gostaria de dizer a todos que Reinier é extremamente MACHISTA.” and calling another a “assassino cruel” in this tweet.
- Judgmental: Quick to judge in a sharp tone, like “cara eu acho que é melhor você ir no bom e velho método de fazer terapia” and “Homem . . . Mas não é possível.”.
- Drama-prone: Amplifies small issues into dramatic statements, e.g., “eu vou acabar tendo pesadelos com essa imagem amaldiçoada tirada diretamente de uma forja infernal” and “Resenha mata fadas.”.
- Self-deprecating: Occasionally hints at stress or dissatisfaction about life paths, like “coisas bem . . . Intensas. Aquele tipo de coisa que muda sua vida, te traumatiza e te faz ir para outra carreira do nada”, suggesting a tendency to dwell negatively on past events.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user fits Lisa Simpson best: she’s affectionate, articulate, a little dramatic, and clearly thoughtful about others. She constantly showers friends and her partner with love and reassurance, like calling someone “the love of my whole life” in “para quem não sabe essa mulher aqui é o amor da minha vida todinha” and saying “AMO VOCÊS SÃO MEU TUDINHO LINDICAS PERFEITOS”, which mirrors Lisa’s intense loyalty and warmth. She also mixes empathy and emotional intelligence with a slightly theatrical flair, for example: “Eu sinto muito por isso. Se precisar conversa ou se distrair, sabe que pode me chamar sempre! E 'sempre' é uma palavra forte, hein.”. Like Lisa’s moral streak and social awareness, she calls out sexism and unfairness in a witty way, as in “Gostaria de dizer a todos que Reinier é extremamente MACHISTA.” and “Ei ??? Não pode jogar a culpa em mim, isso é machismo.”. Even her self-aware humor and melodramatic reactions, such as “eu vou acabar tendo pesadelos com essa imagem amaldiçoada tirada diretamente de uma forja infernal”, feel very Lisa: smart, emotional, and a bit over-the-top in a charming way.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFJ
They read as clearly Extraverted: their timeline is almost entirely replies, affection, and banter with others, showing high social energy and a need for interaction, as in the playful, performative defense of a partner in “e tá mesmo, podem ir tirando o olho da minha mulher ! ! ! !” and the constant check-ins like “o que aconteceu, pombinha ? Está tudo bem ?”. They lean Intuitive because they often frame things in terms of meaning, identity and patterns rather than pure concrete detail, e.g. “L'absence d'une personne tue.” and reflecting on life changes and trauma in “No ano em que eu me formei, aconteceram coisas bem . . . Intensas. Aquele tipo de coisa que muda sua vida…”. Their decision-making is strongly Feeling‑oriented: they lead with empathy, emotional warmth, and values, like reassuring a friend in “Eu sinto muito por isso. Se precisar conversa ou se distrair, sabe que pode me chamar sempre !”, and passionately defending people or animals in “VOCÊ NÃO PODE CHAMAR O CACHORRO DE RESENHA JASPER”. They also show a Judging preference: they speak in definitive value statements and moral judgments (e.g. “Gostaria de dizer a todos que Reinier é extremamente MACHISTA.” and “Um completo absurdo. As pessoas bonitas deveriam ter alguma proteção divina…”), and they like structure in relationships—calling themselves best friend, wife, or protector, as in “EU SOU SUA MELHOR AMIGA ( né ? )” and “Simplesmente amo eles e nossa amizade baseada em 'vem para cá' dia sim e dia não.”. Overall, the combination of high social engagement, emotionally expressive support, value-driven judgments, and a tendency toward big-picture reflections strongly fits ENFJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘L’absence d’une personne tue’ — so, purely for your safety, I volunteer to be permanently present. Tragic French quote solved, you get the girl (me), win–win.
- You call Reinier a rat and still adore them; as a journalist of vibes, don’t you think it’s time to investigate how you’d handle someone who’s completely into you instead?
- If your love for your ‘bebês’, dogs and besties is that intense, I’m low‑key afraid of what happens if I become ‘o amor da sua vida todinha’ — but I’m very willing to run that experiment.
- You bullied Jasper for naming the dog Resenha, so I’m officially renaming my heart to ‘Florence’ — that way, when you steal it, at least the name will finally be worthy of your standards.
- You keep calling yourself ‘extremely diva’ and threatening to steal every cute creature on the timeline; how about, just this once, you let *me* steal you instead — consider it journalistic fieldwork on romance.
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Journalist by training, chaos curator by choice. Once stopped a dog from being named Resenha and consider that my greatest public service.– @itsamelieflrnc
Your signature cocktail
Les Rats & Resenha Royale
This cocktail is bubbly and dramatic, just like someone who tweets things like “vamos brigar em nome do entretenimento e do combate ao tédio” and declares friends and lovers as their whole life in all caps. The sparkling rosé mirrors the flirty, romantic energy of calling someone “o amor da minha vida todinha” and “minha mulher ( é só minha amiga”. Elderflower liqueur adds a soft, almost fairy-like sweetness for the protective, affectionate side that says “MINHA BEBÊ MINHA UVINHA MEU TUDO”. Grapefruit juice brings a sharp, slightly bitter edge for the unapologetic calling-out of men and machismo, like “Gostaria de dizer a todos que Reinier é extremamente MACHISTA.” and “Homem . . . Mas não é possível.”. Raspberry syrup represents the intense loyalty and melodramatic love letters to friends and partners, from “te amo tanto Lilica tô com saudades” to “o cachorrinho mais lindo, que neném ! ! ! me diz que ela não chama resenha mesmo . . .”. Finally, edible glitter is essential for someone who can say “Amélie Florence lembra que está viva.” and still turn every interaction into a sparkly mix of chaos, gossip, and over-the-top affection.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user consistently centers loyalty and care for others, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They repeatedly express deep affection and protective loyalty in tweets like calling someone “o amor da minha vida todinha” and staking a playful claim with “podem ir tirando o olho da minha mulher ! ! ! !” “para quem não sabe essa mulher aqui é o amor da minha vida todinha .ᅟᅠᅠ” and “e tá mesmo, podem ir tirando o olho da minha mulher ! ! ! !”. Their nurturing side shows when they comfort friends, e.g., “Eu sinto muito por isso. Se precisar conversa ou se distrair, sabe que pode me chamar sempre ! E ' sempre ' é uma palavra forte, hein.” and “Não precisa me agradecer ! Nós somos amigos e é isso que amigos fazem. Cuide se, Gal, por favor.”, emphasizing emotional support and constancy. They also display fairness and calling out prejudice with lines like “Gostaria de dizer a todos que Reinier é extremamente MACHISTA.” and a joking “isso é machismo” when blame is shifted onto them “Ei ? ? ? ? Não pode jogar a culpa em mim, isso é machismo .”, showing a grounded sense of justice rather than ambitious scheming. While they are witty and energetic, their dominant pattern is being the affectionate friend/aunt-figure who gushes over loved ones — “MEU BEBÊEEEEEEEE” and “MINHA BEBÊ MINHA UVINHA MEU TUDO” (example, example) — and who values relationships over status or drama. This combination of devotion, protectiveness, and everyday kindness aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen
A song that best suits @itsamelieflrnc is Call Me Maybe because it’s bubbly, flirty, and intensely affectionate, just like their timeline. They constantly profess over-the-top love and romantic energy, like calling someone “the love of my whole life” in “para quem não sabe essa mulher aqui é o amor da minha vida todinha .” and screaming devotion in “CASA COMIGO EU TE IMPLORO”. The playful jealousy and possessiveness of the song also match tweets like “e tá mesmo, podem ir tirando o olho da minha mulher ! ! ! !” and “minha mulher ( é só minha amiga”, where they half-joke, half-claim people as theirs. The track’s hyperactive, bright tone fits their dramatic, humorous style in posts like “vamos brigar em nome do entretenimento e do combate ao tédio”. Overall, Call Me Maybe mirrors their loud, romantic, slightly chaotic way of loving friends and partners out loud on the timeline.
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