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Bart Simpson is the quintessential rebellious teen in The Simpsons, constantly defying authority and indulging in pop‑culture obsessions, much like @itschefsweaty’s chaotic, meme‑filled feed. The user’s claim 'i love video games' and the extensive list of game 'Honorable Mentions' echo Bart’s love for gaming and gadgets, while the tweet 'okay jokes aside this show was so fucking mid the least amount of gameplay i’ve ever seen in my life' mirrors Bart’s sarcastic, critical commentary on media. Their self‑described 'life is weird rn, but i’m still working on shit' and the line 'weaponized ignorance will b our downfall' capture the teenage angst and rebellious nihilism that Bart often displays. Additionally, posts about smoking weed ('smoking a blunt in orlando @ 3 am') and 'cleaning while high is a cheatcode' reflect Bart’s mischievous, rule‑bending behavior. Overall, the blend of humor, gaming enthusiasm, and defiant attitude aligns best with Bart Simpson.

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The user displays strong extraverted tendencies, constantly reaching out to the audience with calls like "who wanna smoke that playboi carti weed" and sharing a "My Twitter Interaction Circle" link, showing a desire for social connection. Their language is rich in abstract and imaginative ideas—e.g., "weaponized ignorance will b our downfall" and "a world full of sinners judging each for sinning differently"—indicating a preference for intuition over concrete details. Emotional and value‑driven statements such as "mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent" and "when my dogs fall asleep with me we keep each other safe" reveal a feeling orientation. Finally, the frequent spontaneous, unstructured posts ("late for everything, my face to the cement", repeated "Jampack Mix🎧" drops) point to a perceiving, flexible lifestyle rather than a rigid, planned one.

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Music producer, gamer, & occasional 3am philosopher. Once dropped a beat while chasing a high-score in Katamari. Turning 24 soon. 🎮🎧– @itschefsweaty

Your signature cocktail
The Glitchy Jampack Sour captures rue’s chaotic energy, blending smoky mezcal with bright pineapple and lime to mirror their love for late‑night sessions ('smoking a blunt in orlando @ 3 am') and the upbeat vibe of their Jampack mixes ('Jampack Mix🎧 cover by @tr1xxstar'). A jalapeño‑infused simple syrup adds the spicy 'taco bell fit' flavor that shows up in their posts, while a dash of orange bitters gives the bitterness of 'weaponized ignorance will b our downfall'. The drink’s layered flavors echo the line 'life is weird rn, but i’m still working on shit', reflecting the user’s mix of weirdness and determination. It’s the perfect cocktail for when you’re 'cleaning while high is a cheatcode', balancing high and sweet. Sip it and feel the pixelated buzz of a gamer‑bent night.

Your Hogwarts House
The user's tweets reveal a focus on self‑interest, strategic thinking, and a pragmatic approach to life, which are hallmarks of Slytherin. They comment on societal manipulation with lines like "weaponized ignorance will b our downhill" and weigh moral outcomes in "mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent," showing a calculating mindset. Their emphasis on money and personal gain appears in "when it’s payday and you got drinks and tht new men i trust" and the repeated dismissal of relationship apps "idc how bad my life gets i’m not getting hinge." Additionally, the resourceful attitude in "cleaning while high is a cheatcode" highlights their cleverness and willingness to use unconventional methods to achieve goals. These traits align most closely with the ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness prized by Slytherin.

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The song “Stressed Out” by Twenty One Pilots captures @itschefsweaty’s mix of youthful anxiety, nostalgia for simpler times, and coping through escapism. Their bio “life is weird rn, but i’m still working on shit” mirrors the chorus’s lament “My name’s ‘Stressed Out’, we’re trying to be kids again.” They mention “turning 24 in 1 month” and “watching my credit score go down”, echoing the line “Wake up, you need to make money.” Their love of video games and late‑night weed sessions (“smoking a blunt in orlando @ 3 am”, “cleaning while high is a cheatcode”) reflect the song’s theme of escaping adulthood. The repeated feeling that “weaponized ignorance will b our downfall” aligns with the track’s critique of adult pressures. Overall, the track’s blend of angst, nostalgia, and yearning for carefree days fits the user’s vibe.

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