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Lisa Simpson fits best because this user is thoughtful, opinionated, and very online-fandom-brained in a way that mirrors Lisa’s intense niche passions. They correct people about specific canon details, like when they clarify event naming in a game with “do people not realize that akimizukasa getting called 'white day trio' it was bc it was the first event were they were the 4* and has nothing to do with white day itself????”, which is very Lisa-like pedantic accuracy. Their aroace/agender identity and open self-description in the bio align with Lisa’s tendency to be introspective and somewhat out of step with social norms, but confident in who she is. They also show moral/emotional investment in media analysis, such as defending a character’s feelings with “a angel fucking dies every time they reduce Rui's feeling of gratitude to just a confession of romantic love for Tsukasa ;3”, which resembles Lisa’s habit of digging beneath surface-level readings. Finally, their mix of passion, sarcasm, and critical commentary on fandom dynamics echoes Lisa’s combination of earnestness and sharp-tongued frustration with the world around her.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as socially expressive and energized by sharing reactions publicly, suggesting Extraversion: their timeline is full of loud, performative comments like “O QIANTO EU ESTAVA OVULANDO NESTA CENA NGM ALEM DO @nicoverissimo SABE MEU DEUS” and joking demands such as “SAIA DO MEU LUGAR FRANCO”, which are written to be seen and reacted to. Their focus is more on interpretations, patterns, and fandom meta than on practical details, which points to Intuition; for example, they clarify fandom terminology and event naming in a conceptual way in “do people not realize that akimizukasa getting called 'white day trio' it was bc it was the first event were they were the 4* and has nothing to do with white day itself????”, and they make metaphorical comparisons like “pqp falaram que o nando eh o berdly EU NUNCA MAIS VOU DESVER ISSO”. Their priorities lean emotional and value-driven rather than strictly logical, pointing to Feeling: they rant about how people frame a character’s feelings in “why ppl are attacking op? ... a angel fucking dies every time they reduce Rui's feeling of gratitude to just a confession of romantic love for Tsukasa ;3”, and their language is intensely affective in posts like “ela eh lindíssima eu morro com isso”. The overall tone is spontaneous, reactive, and flexible rather than structured, suggesting Perceiving; their feed is full of in-the-moment reactions such as “JAHSHSHSHSHAJAHAHAHAHHAAHHA EU FINALMENTE TENHO ELA” and playful shitposts like “ele eh mto feio meu deus”, with no sign of methodical planning or orderly threads. Together, this mix of high-energy expression, fandom meta, value-based reactions, and improvisational posting style fits ENFP best.

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Mars | they/them | aroace agender BR | proud #HEXATOMBE analyst & Akito defender. Once almost commissioned a full‑back tattoo of a murder scene.– @Itsgodish

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This drink starts with fiery cachaça infused with chili pepper to match their explosive caps-lock reactions and unhinged joy, like “JAHSHSHSHSHSHAJAHAHAHAHHAAHHA EU FINALMENTE TENHO ELA”. The white chocolate liqueur nods to their Enstars brainrot and the in-joke about the “akimizukasa getting called 'white day trio'”, giving the cocktail a fandom-sweet core. Blood orange juice represents their aroace, agender vibe and love of messy drama, from calling a character ugly in “ele eh mto feio meu deus” to dragging Caito with “Caito inventa sua história de vida pra que as pessoas sintam pena dele!!!!!”. Sparkling guava soda adds a distinctly Brazilian, playful fizz, perfect for someone who jokes about tattooing “a cena da kemi matando o nando” on their back and screaming about ovulating over a scene in “O QIANTO EU ESTAVA OVULANDO NESTA CENA”. The edible gold dust rim honors their self-proclaimed status as “o fã brasileiro no1 da stay gold e da mercuria,” making the whole thing look as dramatic and extra as their timeline. Strong, sweet-sour, and a bit cursed, the White Day Hexa-Tonic is the perfect chaotic offering to Mars / Gaea’s timeline energy.

Your Hogwarts House
Mars / Gaea comes across as outspoken, impulsive, and driven by strong feelings, which are hallmarks of Gryffindor. They loudly call out behavior they see as wrong or ridiculous, such as accusing a character of fabricating a tragic backstory so others will pity him in “Atenção: Caito inventa sua história de vida pra que as pessoas sintam pena dele!!!!! #HEXATOMBE”, showing a confrontational, justice-driven streak. Their reactions are intense and visceral — for example, saying “O QIANTO EU ESTAVA OVULANDO NESTA CENA NGM ALEM DO @nicoverissimo SABE MEU DEUS” and threateningly playful comments like “SAIA DO MEU LUGAR FRANCO” convey a fiery, dramatic temperament rather than a reserved or purely analytical one. They also display a bold, almost reckless enthusiasm, joking about tattooing a violent scene on their back in “sim tatuador pode fechar as minhas costas 'ue mas é a cena da kemi matando o nando' sim, se possível faça com cores #hexatombe”, which fits Gryffindor’s flair for grand, daring gestures. While there are hints of loyalty and humor, the dominant impression is someone who rushes headlong into their passions and opinions, aligning them most strongly with Gryffindor rather than the subtler traits of the other houses.

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Lady Gaga’s Born This Way fits them because it celebrates unapologetic self-identity, queerness, and pride, which aligns with their bio where they openly describe themselves as “aroace / agender” and call themself “autoproclamado o fã brasileiro no1 da stay gold e da mercuria.” Their timeline shows strong, loud fandom energies and intense reactions, like “O QIANTO EU ESTAVA OVULANDO NESTA CENA NGM ALEM DO @nicoverissimo SABE MEU DEUS” and “JAHSHSHSHSHAJAHAHAHAHHAAHHA EU FINALMENTE TENHO ELA”, which match the song’s over-the-top, celebratory tone. They’re also very opinionated and unbothered about being dramatic, as seen in “sim tatuador pode fechar as minhas costas 'ue mas é a cena da kemi matando o nando' sim, se possível faça com cores #hexatombe” and “Essa é a waifu do otaku moderno … Essa puta jamais chegará aos pés do meu akito”, which fits the song’s message of embracing who you are regardless of others’ judgments. Their mix of queer identity, chaotic humor, and passionate media love embodies the spirit of someone who lives exactly as they are, just like the anthem of Born This Way.

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