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Your Simpsons character
Jolt most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, loud, and always turning everything into a bit. They constantly fire off crude, chaotic jokes like “Anyone who preorders me Tomodachi Life will get a photo of me caked up butt booty naked” and “i really do got the build to make porn”, which fits Bart’s impulsive, boundary-pushing humor. At the same time, there’s an unexpectedly earnest side, like their love for Pokémon and One Piece and emotional posts such as “Gen 4 means so much to me man” and “My new ADHD meds have made me feel like an actual person again”, mirroring Bart’s hidden sweetness and loyalty. Their loud reactions to media—“NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” and “DUDE THIS IS SICK”—sound like Bart yelling at the TV or a video game. They also wield edgy political and social takes, like “Oh btw if you support ICE block me”, which feels like Bart’s rebellious streak aimed at authority. Overall, the mix of clowning, horny jokes, and surprising heart lines up far more with Bart than with the more earnest Lisa or hapless Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as strongly Extraverted: they constantly invite others to interact with them and their content, like when they promote their streams in posts such as “I'M LIVE STREAMING THE POKEMON LEGENDS ZA DLC!!! MIGHT BE THE FINALE COME HAVE FUNN!!!!!” and joke openly about their own body and sexuality in “i really do got the build to make porn”. Their humor and interests show a clear Intuitive bent, often playing with ideas, hypotheticals, and big-picture patterns in fandom, like critiquing regional design and fan discourse in “Alola suffers from a lot of the same issues that made people hate Galar but no one is ready for that conversation yet” and making meta-jokes about series trends in “'It's about time Charizard got the spotlight'”. They read as Feeling-oriented: they openly share personal emotional states such as “Felt like shit all day then instantly felt better after eating” and “My new ADHD meds have made me feel like an actual person again”, and take strong value-based stances like “Oh btw if you support ICE block me”. Their lifestyle and tweeting style indicate Perceiving more than Judging: they lean into spontaneity and impulse (e.g. playful chaos in “Meow purrrrrrr nyah :3” and “WE ARE THE PINSERLINGS, PLEASE FEED US!”), rather than structured planning or orderly life updates. Overall, the combination of high social energy, idea-heavy fandom commentary, emotionally expressive and value-driven posts, and spontaneous, unfiltered humor fits ENFP best.

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Streamer, Poké-nerd & One Piece enjoyer. Professor once told me to ask ChatGPT before him—now I just game, rant about Charizard, and hit Go Live.– @ItsJustJolt

Your signature cocktail
The Electric citrus vodka base hits as loud as their timeline, channeling the all-caps hype of “NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” and the chaotic confidence of “i really do got the build to make porn”. A playful mix of blue curaçao and pineapple juice nods to their ocean of One Piece and Pokémon takes, like “I think I might like One Piece” and being “the Pokémon and One Piece guy” in their bio, bright and adventurous instead of broody. Cherry blossom syrup adds a soft, queer sweetness that reflects posts like “I’m surrounded by QUEERS” and the joy of shouting “HAPPY NEW YAOI”. A sharp ginger beer topper brings the bite of their political and social commentary, from “Oh btw if you support ICE block me” to their Epstein-file snark in “The files are on my desk…”. Finally, the edible glitter rim with a Pikachu-yellow sugar stripe celebrates their self-proclaimed status as “Pikachus #1 fan” and the festive chaos of “MERRY JOLTMAS EVERYONE 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄”, making this drink as extra, shiny, and stream-ready as their Pokémon Legends ZA marathons.

Your Hogwarts House
Jolt shows strong Gryffindor-style boldness and willingness to stand up for their beliefs, even when it’s confrontational, as in “Oh btw if you support ICE block me” and their blunt political commentary like “How are future history teachers going to explain that America’s wannabe dictator was taking it like a good boy”. They’re loud, reactive, and emotionally expressive about the things they care about, whether it’s games or media, evidenced by bursts like “NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” and “KANTO IS GONE”. Their humor is impulsive and often self-exposing or provocative, for example “i really do got the build to make porn” and the outrageous promise in “Anyone who preorders me Tomodachi Life will get a photo of me caked up butt booty naked”. At the same time, they show a protective, ride-or-die attitude toward their community, as in “I’m surrounded by QUEERS” and their affectionate seasonal posts like “MERRY JOLTMAS EVERYONE 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄”. While there are hints of wit (Ravenclaw) and loyalty (Hufflepuff), the dominant traits are loud conviction, impulsive boldness, and a flair for dramatic reactions, which align most strongly with Gryffindor.

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A fitting song for Jolt is We Are Young because their timeline is a mix of chaotic humor, vulnerability, and queer joy. They’re openly expressive and a little unhinged in a playful way, as seen in tweets like “Anyone who preorders me Tomodachi Life will get a photo of me caked up butt booty naked” and “i really do got the build to make porn”, which echo the song’s reckless, youthful energy. At the same time, there’s real emotional undercurrent and self-awareness in posts like “My new ADHD meds have made me feel like an actual person again” and “Felt like shit all day then instantly felt better after eating”, similar to the song’s mix of sadness and cathartic togetherness. Their deep love for fandoms like Pokémon and One Piece, shown in tweets such as “the Pokémon and One Piece guy” (bio) and “ZA has the best cast of side characters in Pokemon history and it’s not even close”, reflects a found-family vibe that matches the song’s chorus about carrying each other home. Overall, their queer, loud, online persona—“I'm surrounded by QUEERS” and “HAPPY NEW YAOI”—fits the anthem-like, communal spirit of We Are Young.

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