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Your Simpsons character
Lan shares Lisa Simpson's intellectual curiosity and passion for justice. Lisa's activism and progressive ideals mirror Lan's tweets like 'Reminder: we could have had single payer.' Both are unafraid to challenge authority, as seen in Lan's sharp critiques of Pete Buttigieg. Their sarcastic humor, evident in 'Possibly the worst thread on twitter dot com,' matches Lisa's witty commentary on societal issues. Together, they embody the blend of brains and boldness.

Your MBTI personality Type
Lan exhibits the traits of an INTJ: strategic thinking, independence, and a focus on long-term goals. Their tweet 'Progressives do not want to be cozy with neoliberals. We are going to take the party back by force' highlights their visionary approach to change. Their critical analysis, as seen in 'Yang vs Bernie on automation,' reflects the INTJ's logical mindset. Lan's preference for intellectual debates, like 'Might fuck around and argue with some yang gangers,' aligns with the type's love for challenging ideas.

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Radical thinker navigating the chaos of bourgeois democracy | Worker rights, economic justice, and spicy political takes | Sarcasm enthusiast | Rest in power, Michael 💔 | Always questioning, always fighting.– @itsjustlan

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The 'Radical Red' represents Lan's bold and revolutionary spirit. Red wine reflects their passion for worker rights and justice, as seen in 'Progressives do not want to be cozy with neoliberals.' Cherry syrup adds a touch of sweetness, mirroring their empathy in 'Michael was so critical in my political education.' Bitters symbolize their sharp critiques, like 'Not even close to enough. Make it a living wage.' Lemon juice adds zest, reflecting their fiery debates with 'yang gangers.' Rosemary ties it all together with a nod to resilience and growth.

Your Hogwarts House
Lan's cunning and resourcefulness, seen in tweets like 'Pete could have been stopped months ago by deploying this simple, tried and true tool,' align with Slytherin traits. Their ambition to 'take the party back by force' reflects the house's drive for power and influence. While they might lack Gryffindor's idealism, their strategic thinking and sharp wit, as shown in 'Bernie put Pete in the fuckin ground, absolutely savage,' make them a perfect fit for Slytherin's calculated approach to achieving goals.

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Lan's radical political views and calls for change, such as 'Progressives do not want to be cozy with neoliberals,' align with the themes of this iconic protest song. Their advocacy for worker rights and economic justice, like 'Make it a living wage and allow your employees to unionize,' fits the song's spirit of transformation. The line 'the times they are a-changin'' captures Lan's belief in the possibility of a better future through activism.

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