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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Marla is a dedicated intellectual and bibliophile whose life revolves around a high reading goal of “📚10/100” books and a deep love for “gothic epistolary novels”. She shares Lisa's intense, hyper-fixated nature, specifically regarding her current obsession with the Franklin Expedition and The Terror, noting that she is “eyeing the polar exploration nonfiction books in my flat knowing I can’t read another till I finish the fucking terror”. Marla also possesses Lisa’s signature wit and slightly dramatic flair, often using humor to cope with her niche interests, such as when she jokes about “editing the terror with inappropriate songs while being signed off work sick”. Ultimately, her passion for history, literature, and “commenting on people’s reading updates” mirrors Lisa’s role as the resident over-achieving scholar and enthusiast.

Your MBTI personality Type
Marla exhibits strong Introversion through their preference for solitary activities like reading, editing videos alone, and identifying as an “introverted” person with a full-time job. Their Intuition is evident in how they connect disparate media through metaphor, such as comparing the score of Black Sails to “whatever our souls are made of” or finding thematic connections to The Terror in everyday life. They lead with Feeling, often describing their emotional reactions to media as “psychic damage” or expressing “abominable amounts of joy” when interacting with others' reading updates. Finally, their Perceiving nature shows in a self-described “indecisive” personality and a chaotic approach to organization, frequently joking about having numerous “half done” projects and a struggle to follow through on reading threads.

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Historical fiction enthusiast and aspiring polar explorer (from a safe, warm distance). Currently surviving the Arctic on tea and the Black Sails score. 📚10/100– @itsjustmarla11

Your signature cocktail
This drink is served ice-cold to honor a user who spent January “fucking method watching the terror” in a flat without heating. The Navy Strength Gin nods to their obsession with Black Sails and the Franklin Expedition, while the blood orange is “pure scranning this orange this one’s for you fitzjames” to fight off “scurvy public enemy number one”. The bitter notes reflect the heartbreak of their reading list, yet the overall vibe remains chaotic and high-energy—much like a person who wants to edit the doomed crew of the HMS Erebus to a “nickelback rockstar sea shanty.”

Your Hogwarts House
Marla’s digital footprint is defined by a profound love of learning and an almost academic obsession with niche historical and literary subjects. They demonstrate the typical Ravenclaw pursuit of knowledge for its own sake, currently spiraling into the history of the Franklin expedition by “eyeing the polar exploration nonfiction books in my flat knowing I can’t read another till I finish the fucking terror”. Beyond simple consumption, Marla displays analytical wit and creative output, frequently using their skills to “edit the terror with inappropriate songs” or obsessing over specific literary genres, as seen when they threaten to explain “why gothic epistolary novels are the best a book can be” to strangers. Their identity is anchored in intellectual curiosity, from visiting the “polar exploration exhibit in the maritime museum” to tracking a high volume of reads via Goodreads and StoryGraph.

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This track perfectly captures the user’s ironic sense of humor while hyper-fixating on the doomed Franklin expedition, where they repeatedly joke about how “let’s go die in the arctic with papa” is the ultimate vibe. The song’s upbeat tempo contrasts with the grim reality of The Terror, much like the user’s desire to edit the show to “inappropriate songs” or a “nickelback rockstar sea shanty”. Between surviving a flat with “broken heating” and joking that “depression can’t hit a moving target”, Marla embodies a chaotic, resilient energy. Ultimately, the song suits someone who finds “abominable amounts of joy” in the darkest narratives while maintaining a witty, modern perspective on survival.

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