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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, and funny but with surprising emotional depth. Like Bart, they’re constantly joking and being provocative, calling people out with lines like “Emjay se hace viral nada mas por que esta en polemica” and “Los oscars son los premios mas imbeciles del mundo”. They lean into mischief and drama—“A esta perra la humille tan feo que le dio pena contestar” and “METANLE A MADURO UN PALO POR EL CULO” echo Bart’s rebellious, boundary-pushing attitude. At the same time, they show a softer, more vulnerable side, like wanting love in “Quiero enamorarme” and thanking friends for emotional support in “gracias por ayudarme mentalmente y ayudarme a enfrentar de alguna manera lo que estaba viviendo este año”. The combination of chaotic humor, attention-seeking antics, and underlying sensitivity makes Bart Simpson the best fit.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they’re highly socially engaged, constantly addressing followers and friends, and using Twitter as a public stage for emotion and humor, e.g. birthday shoutouts like “Feliz cumpleaños a mi puta favorita @jjknrss felices 18 veva ya eres una adulta independienteeeeee” and community notes like “Hola mutis, me cree una cuenta que estoy usando como diario…”. Their humor and commentary show Intuition: they jump to concepts, trends and media meta-commentary rather than concrete details, as in “Top 5 peores maneras para salir del flop” and their reflection on character arcs and series fixes in “VIERON QUE REBECCA SUGAR ARREGLO LA MUGRE SERIE EN UN SOLO CAP??”. They clearly prioritize Feeling over detached logic, reacting with strong value-based judgments and empathy (e.g. anger at injustice/politics in “METANLE A MADURO UN PALO POR EL CULO…” and concern for trans people in “María Magdalena era prostituta… obviamente aceptaría y amaría a las personas trans”). Their style is flexible, impulsive and spontaneous, pointing to Perceiving: they frequently dramatize last‑minute feelings and changing moods (“Me van a pegar los cuernos y me voy a meter cocaina, OFICIALMENTE VOY A SER UN 365 PARTY GIRL”) rather than structured plans, and they admit to messy, in-the-moment coping like “que tenga que recurrir a volver a hablar con chat GPT de ese tema ya es preocupante”. The mix of intense emotional expression, pop-culture meta talk, social openness, and chaotic spontaneity best fits ENFP.

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Juan Diego | surviving 4th year, selling iPhones for concert tickets & sanity | once got paid in salchipapa for playing matchmaker– @itsjv4mbitch

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Spiced dark rum stands for the strong, chaotic energy of someone who tweets things like “ME VAN A PEGAR LOS CUERNOS Y ME VOY A METER COCAINA, OFICIALMENTE VOY A SER UN 365 PARTY GIRL” and “A dormir, quien va a sacar al país de la ruina tiene que descansar SOMOS LIBRES NOJODA”. Passion fruit juice is the dramatic, romantic core that wants love in tweets like “Quiero enamorarme” and “Querido niño jesus, este año lo unico que te pido… quiero UN NOVIO/A”. Pink grapefruit soda adds a sweet-but-bitter pop, fitting their mix of tenderness and savage commentary in posts like “Los oscars son los premios mas imbeciles del mundo” and “Define flop:”. The chili-lime rim is their sharp tongue and spicy humor, seen when they say things like “METANLE A MADURO UN PALO POR EL CULO” and drag people with “A esta perra la humille tan feo que le dio pena contestar”. Finally, edible glitter represents their pop-fan, cunty aesthetic and main-character era in posts like “del 1 al 10 que tan cunty me veo?” and the very extra vibe of “MI VIRGINIDAD POR UNA ENTRADA AL CONCIERTO DE ARIANA GRANDE”. This cocktail is strong, sparkling, dramatic, and a little bit unhinged—exactly like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Gryffindor-style boldness and willingness to speak out, often taking loud, risky stances instead of staying quiet. They openly rant about politics and authority, e.g. attacking Maduro with, “METANLE A MADURO UN PALO POR EL CULO MIENTRAS LO OBLIGAN A COMER AREPAS DE MAIZ PILAO”, and criticizing institutions like the Oscars as “los premios mas imbeciles del mundo”, which reflects a confrontational, fearless temperament. There’s also a protective side that fits Gryffindor’s ‘defender’ streak: they call out unfair behavior and hypocrites, like warning Adopt Me staff not to wrongfully ban them in “no vengan ustedes con su cuerpo de yuca a quitarme la guebonadas”, and defending trans people with religious counter-arguments in “María Magdalena era prostituta y era una de sus fieles seguidores obviamente aceptaría y amaría a las personas trans”. Their impulsive, dramatic emotional expression—declaring, “LPTM CUARTO AÑO ME VA A MATAR” or offering, “MI VIRGINIDAD POR UNA ENTRADA AL CONCIERTO DE ARIANA GRANDE EN CHICAGO FL”—shows recklessness and intensity more than calculated ambition or quiet diligence. While they do show loyalty and affection toward friends and online communities, such as thanking followers as quasi-therapists in “Hola Quero agradecerles mucho Mutis por ser de alguna manera mis terapeutas este año”, the dominant traits are outspoken courage, emotional impulsivity, and a flair for public confrontations, all of which align most closely with Gryffindor.

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The best fit is “thank u, next” because their personality is very Ariana-coded: openly emotional, dramatic, and self-reflective while still being playful and a bit chaotic. They’re clearly a big Ariana fan, begging for concert tickets in “MI VIRGINIDAD POR UNA ENTRADA AL CONCIERTO DE ARIANA GRANDE EN CHICAGO FL” and joking about Ariana-related drama in “El concepto que Ariana le decían roba maridos mientras grababa una escena en la que literalmente le robaban el marido es loco”. Like the song, they’re processing a rough year and growth, talking about how they changed in “solo queria ver como cambie el año pasado” and thanking people for being their emotional support in “gracias por ayudarme mentalmente y ayudarme a enfrentar de alguna manera lo que estaba viviendo este año”. There’s also that mix of romantic yearning and messy love life energy in tweets like “Quiero enamorarme” and “Yo le escribí a mi ex”, which mirrors the song’s theme of learning from past relationships. Overall, thank u, next captures their blend of drama, humor, heartbreak, and self-improvement perfectly.

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