Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Announces new novel "The Clone" and multiple merch designs, showing constant artistic output.
- Ambitious: Tweets like "I got money, a BF, and I'm changing the world" and "Been a year since I humbled the market" reveal high aspirations.
- Expressive: Uses vivid metaphors such as "bih like Zeus call me lightning" and "Chain so long, they be calling it an archipelago".
- Resilient: Writes about sacrifice as true resilience and declares "I shall not be lazy" despite setbacks.
- Entrepreneurial: Launches extensive merch collections (e.g., "THE OTTW MERCH COLLECTION") and promotes book releases.
Weaknesses:
- Profane: Frequent use of profanity (e.g., "FUCK THE WHOLE WORLD", "FUCK TD").
- Aggressive: Threatening language like "HES DEAD LFG" and "BEAT UP THE BITCH LIKE PERCY GREEN".
- Extremist: Calls for violence against nations (e.g., "I stand with Iran... blast Tel Aviv to shreds").
- Unprofessional: Self‑described unprofessional tone and casual insults (e.g., "hate when people call me unprofessional").
- Contradictory: Switches stances, such as praising Colleen Hoover after criticism and expressing both hate and love for different genital sizes.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson is known for his rebellious, anti‑authority, and self‑aggrandizing attitude, which matches @itsmebacon9’s constant bragging and provocative posts. The user claims “I got money, a BF, and I’m changing the world, I’m the me that the old me worshipped” and declares “I am the money”, echoing Bart’s habit of proclaiming himself the coolest kid. Their vulgar, reckless posts like “I’m dllooooo fucking. Drunk rn” and “HES DEAD LFG🔥🔥🔥🔥” reflect Bart’s love for chaos and profanity. The endless self‑promotion with merch lines such as “On Top of the World” mirrors Bart’s attempts to be the top kid at school. Finally, the user’s anti‑establishment mantra “I’ll expose the system” and statements like “I hate burnout” align with Bart’s frequent challenges to adults and authority figures.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
The user’s constant posting and self‑focused statements such as "Big Man’s Shoes To Fill THIS WEEKEND 🎅🎅🎅🎅" show Extraversion. Their emphasis on future, abstract concepts like "The Clone", "AI humanoid robot as a slave" and "revolution" indicates Intuition. Frequent moral and emotional remarks—"I stand with Iran…", "I hate big dicks…", "I hate burnout"—point to Feeling. The erratic, impulsive style, exemplified by "I’m dllooooo fucking. Drunk rn" and "Currently working hard rn", and the lack of rigid scheduling reveal a Perceiving preference.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you were a cheese, you'd be aged Gouda—rich, bold, and impossible to resist; mind if I be the cracker that pairs perfectly with you?
- You went from wearing designers to becoming the designer—how about I let you design the perfect night, and I’ll be your favorite runway model?
- Your novel 'The Clone' sounds like a perfect excuse for me to be a copy of whatever makes you smile—can we draft a bestseller together?
- Your merch drops are legendary, but I think the ultimate limited‑edition piece is a ‘Us’ hoodie—let’s stitch that idea into reality.
- If you could build a humanoid robot to do your bidding, I’d still choose the original you—shall we program a date and see where the code leads?
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Your new Twitter bio
Novelist, merch creator & cheese lover. I once sold Gouda for a manuscript. Turning chaos into stories and streetwear.– @itsmebacon9
Your signature cocktail
The Golden Clone Gouda Lightning
The base spirit is Gouda‑infused bourbon, a nod to the tweet "aged Gouda >>>> everything" and the user’s love of cheese. A shot of espresso adds a jolt of energy, echoing the declaration "I HATE BURNOUT" and the need to stay relentless. The honey‑simple syrup smooths the edge while the chili‑bitters deliver a fierce bite, mirroring the bold line "bih like Zeus call me lightning". A garnish of edible gold leaf celebrates the claim "I DONT MAKE THE MONEY, I AM THE MONEY" and the self‑proclaimed wealth. Altogether the drink captures the rebellious, self‑aggrandizing vibe of a creative visionary who says "I GOT MONEY, A BF, AND IM CHANGING THE WORLD".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user repeatedly emphasizes personal ambition and a desire for power, as seen in tweets like "I DONT MAKE THE MONEY, I AM THE MONEY" and "I GOT MONEY, A BF, AND IM CHANGING THE WORLD". They talk about dominating markets and being a legend, for example "Been a year since I humbled the market and can’t wait to do it again" and "HOLY SHIT THIS OLD POST AGED WONDERFULLY I BEAT THE SYSTEM AND I KNEW IT 2 YEARS AGO". Their willingness to manipulate systems is evident in "WE NEED TO GO FURTHER THAN AI SOFTWARE, WE NEED TO GIVE IT ITS OWN SYSTEM... THEN IT COULD BE OUR SLAVE AND DO WHATEVER WE WANT", showing the cunning and resourcefulness valued by Slytherin. Overall, the focus on ambition, self‑promotion, and strategic control aligns most closely with Slytherin traits.
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On Top of the World - Imagine Dragons
The user repeatedly references "ON TOP OF THE WORLD" in their merch and branding (e.g., "ON TOP OF THE WORLD TITLE SHIRT (CZ 01)" and "THE OTTW MERCH COLLECTION"), showing they view themselves as being at the pinnacle. Their bragging posts such as "I DONT MAKE THE MONEY, I AM THE MONEY" and "I GOT MONEY, A BF, AND IM CHANGING THE WORLD" align with the celebratory, triumphant vibe of Imagine Dragons' "On Top of the World". The song’s upbeat, unstoppable feel mirrors their constant self‑praise and ambition, evident in lines like "I WENT FROM WEARING DESIGNER TO BE THE DESIGNER" and "Currently working hard rn and this is gon be so good".
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