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This user matches Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, funny, and extremely online in a way that mixes sincere emotion with constant shitposting. Like Bart, they’re irreverent and love pushing buttons, seen in posts like “fаggоts always got to do the most” and “fuck tbis stupid anime”. They’re also loud about the things they love, obsessively fixating on The Summer Hikaru Died just like Bart fixates on his favorite shows and comics, as in “everything in my life is ass but yoshikaru exists so i know i was meant to be here”. The dramatic overreactions and meme-y despair—“hgsn will habe a good ending i scream as they bring me to a white padded room”—fit Bart’s over-the-top, melodramatic streak. At the same time, their affection for their art and OCs, calling them “my sons” in tweets like “say hello to my son”, mirrors Bart’s hidden soft side beneath the prankster exterior.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most tweets center on solitary media consumption and drawing rather than real‑life socializing, and when classmates notice their art they feel self‑conscious, as in “ive been getting embarrassed lately because my classmates keep looking at my yoshikaru art then i realize one time when i was 9 somebody said ' live your truth ' and so i will do that. i will draw all the yoshikaru in the world”. Their interests and language are strongly Intuitive: they obsess over themes, symbolism, and emotional implications, e.g. “the entire premise of the summer hikaru died is actually devastating when you remember all this happened just because yoshiki just wanted to love” and the joking meta like “so do we all agree that hikaru is yaoi devil?”. They clearly prefer Feeling: they prioritize emotional reactions and empathy over logic, crying over pages (“i just ugly cried to this page for 15 minutes straight”) and defending characters’ moral nuance (“why do people keep victimizing rie shes not a villain.. matter of fact shes geniunely right but her perspective is different…”). Their messy, spur‑of‑the‑moment posting style and frequent "I’m sick" / "fuck this anime" reactions show a Perceiving bias: they joke about not finishing events on time (“there is no mf way im finishing yoshikaru week on time”) and riding emotional waves like waiting on pirated episodes instead of planning (“waiting for the new tshd episode on a pirated anime website… im out here. Waiting like a dog in the rain.”). Taken together—intense inner emotional world, value‑laden takes, symbolism‑heavy fandom analysis, and go‑with‑the‑flow spontaneity—this fits INFP better than adjacent types like ENFP or ISFP.

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Yoshikaru scholar, HGSN evangelist, and part-time exam survivor. Once convinced my therapist to watch my favorite anime and now we both overanalyze it.– @ivananspam

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This cocktail is electric and overdramatic, just like their all‑caps devotion to Yoshikaru and HGSN, buzzing with the same chaotic love as “everything in my life is ass but yoshikaru exists so i know i was meant to be here”. Melon liqueur nods to the 🪲🍉 in their name and the soft, almost silly affection of “baby yoshiki is at the airport... say hello”, while spiced rum brings the unhinged, slightly feral edge of “WE'RE COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥”. Pink grapefruit soda keeps it bright, fizzy, and a little bitter-sweet, like crying over panels and episodes in “i just ugly cried to this page for 15 minutes straight” and “hgsn ep 3 drops in less than 24 hours. we are gonna see hikaru cry and im not gonna be emotionally prepared”. Yuzu juice adds a sharp, thoughtful tang that mirrors their surprisingly nuanced takes such as “why do people keep victimizing rie shes not a villain.. matter of fact shes geniunely right...”. The pop rocks and glitter rim capture the spam-account crackle of “Tweeting on the school chromebook nothing can stop me from Yoshikarumaxxing :fire:” and the explosive excitement of “I THIUGHT ID NEVER SEE THIS DAY”, making every sip feel like live‑tweeting a new chapter drop.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest throughline is intense loyalty and devotion to their interests and "sons" (favorite characters), which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They constantly reaffirm their commitment to drawing and supporting Yoshikaru/HGSN even when embarrassed or tired, like when they say they’ll keep drawing despite classmates staring at their art: “i will draw all the yoshikaru in the world”. They celebrate community wins and take joy in others’ success, e.g. “we fufking won we won so bad im actually tearing up more yshk content hell yes” and “tshd in top 3 WE ARE FUCKING WINNING”, which shows a very collective, fandom-centric kind of loyalty rather than self-focused ambition. There’s also a warm, caretaking streak in how they talk about their favorite characters as literal children they’re looking after: “hello this is my son he is having a meal”, “took my son to the playground”, and “he is only 6 monts old .”. While they have some impulsive, emotional reactions (which could seem Gryffindor), those outbursts are always rooted in protectiveness and emotional attachment rather than a desire for glory or risk-taking. Taken together, their loyalty, emotional sincerity, and nurturing way of talking about characters and friends fit Hufflepuff more convincingly than the other houses.

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A song that suits them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures loud, emotional, slightly chaotic teenage energy mixed with dark humor and melodrama. They’re hyperfixated and unapologetic about it, like when they say “this is supposed to be my spam account not a hgsn account but the way i keep posting about them it might as well be” and “everything in my life is ass but yoshikaru exists so i know i was meant to be here”, which fits the song’s exaggerated, world-is-ending teen intensity. The track’s mix of anger, sarcasm, and vulnerability resonates with their rants about anime and manga like “fuck tbis stupid anime” and “tears in my acfual eyes i hate tbis fucking anime”. At the same time, they’re self-aware and performatively overdramatic, screaming about scenes and ships such as “hgsn will habe a good ending i scream as they bring me to a white padded room” and “by the end of hgsn we will get yoshiki mixing with hikaru again and this time its initiated by yoshiki trust 🙏🙏🙏”, which mirrors the song’s theatrical, rebellious attitude. Overall, the song’s theme of messy, intense adolescence and resistance to being “normal” fits with tweets like “' important to be normal ' ok. ok whatever. no its fine idgaf. ok. whatever.”, making it a strong match for their vibe.

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