Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-awareness: They openly reflect on their thoughts and patterns, e.g. noticing how people react to their scars in “i notice the exact moment when people see my scars its easy cause they stare”.
- Emotional-resilience: Despite dark thoughts, they stress surviving them, as in “At the end of every bad thought I try Not to kill myself over it”.
- Self-compassion: They speak kindly to themselves, reassuring their own worth and cuteness in “im so cute .. Oh ivan .. No matter wat People say U still cute K?” and “Ivan... Do you remember That you are loved ?”.
- Humorous-creativity: They use playful language and surreal scenarios, like “they put me on the chopping board and i am set to be executed in 42 minutes but i forgot my breath freshener” and “Im going to work hard so I can be A pervert”.
- Empathetic-ideals: They question needless cruelty and want gentle solutions, as in “Why wyould you want to sadden a beetle ? Why would you want to inflict sadness upon anything ? Why not tell it nicely to not do it and everybody goes home happy ,?”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal-ideation: They frequently mention wanting to die or kill themselves, e.g. “i Need to shoot myself Like. rigbt now”, “Im Going to Kill myself”, and “i want to die in my sleep sometimes”.
- Self-loathing: They express feeling undeserving of happiness and disgust with themselves, as in “I dont deserve to be Happy ............ 😳” and “Yes Son. I feel Like dying”.
- Body-insecurity: They fixate on weight and BMI anxiously, e.g. “How do u keep the weight off… how about i dont want to talk about it ?!?!??!?!?!!!!!!????!!!!????!!!???” and “i . Im bmi 23.5. Dis. Dis cant be. Am .. Ami Fat?”.
- Volatile-mood: Their posts swing rapidly between optimistic and despairing, such as “im optimistic for my future” contrasted with near in time “I i feel like dying I actually feel like dying”.
- Harsh-language: They use slurs and extreme statements, e.g. “Im evil and im a fаggоt” and “Serena deserves to dieRight now”, which can be self-harming and hurtful to others.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: introspective, emotionally intense, and highly self-analytical. Like Lisa, they swing between self-criticism and self-compassion, as seen in the contrast between “I dont deserve to be Happy ............ 😳” and “One thing i really like about myself At the end of every bad thought I try Not to kill myself over it”. They show a strong awareness of their own pain and scars, much like Lisa’s quiet struggles with being misunderstood: “i notice the exact moment when people see my scars its easy cause they stare” and “its harder for people like me to be happy but im going to prove that i can to everyone”. The user mixes melancholy with idealism and a desire for beauty and meaning, similar to Lisa’s poetic, yearning side, as in “i want things to be beautiful.. EY ?” and “Ivan ....... The power of love is real You exist to Love Ivan Love love love I am filled to the brim with it”. Their sensitivity, existential thoughts, and attempts to reassure themselves in the middle of despair echo Lisa’s blend of vulnerability and inner strength.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) more than Extrovert: they mention being private in their bio (“priv........?!?!?!?!?!”) and their timeline is dominated by introspection and mood posts rather than social event recaps, like “i dont Even have the energy to be Ivan Its ok. Another day ivan 💤” and “I feel Like shit sometimes But I let it slide more often”. Their language is highly metaphorical and self-reflective rather than concrete, pointing to Intuition (N): e.g. “but im an everythingbagel in this nothingburger world ...” and “I want things to be beautiful.. EY ?”. Emotional intensity, concern for being loved, and focus on feelings over logic suggest Feeling (F): they write “Ivan... Do you remember That you are loved ? Ivan ..... Despite everything it is still you” and “One thing i really like about myself At the end of every bad thought I try Not to kill myself over it”. Their life seems driven by fluctuating moods and spontaneous reactions rather than structured plans, indicating Perceiving (P): they swing between posts like “im optimistic for my future” and raw impulsive vents such as “i Need to shoot myself Like. rigbt now”, with little sign of careful scheduling or orderly goal-setting. The combination of private, intensely emotional, metaphorical, and spontaneous expression best fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep posting ‘Im cute.’ and ‘Incredibly tuff boi’ like two separate tweets, but have you considered combining them into one sentence: ‘Im cute and incredibly tuff boi who should go on a date with me’?
- You said you were ‘Going to Hazbin Hotel’—cool, but have you tried checking into the Ivan Hotel instead? Free breakfast, constant validation, and a guaranteed upgrade to the “King of My Heart” suite.
- You talk about noticing when people stare at your scars, but I’m over here staring at your courage and the way you still tell yourself ‘Things’ll get easier’—I’d really like to be one of the reasons they do.
- If you’re ‘an everythingbagel in this nothingburger world,’ can I be the cream cheese? Because honestly, Ivan + me sounds like the most fulfilling meal on your timeline.
- You keep calling yourself ‘cute ivan’ and ‘tuff boi’ while debating between 2 or 3 like it’s some holy grail, but I’ve already decided: on a scale of 1–10 you’re a solid ‘I need to shoot my shot with you right now.’
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Artist, overthinker, aspiring happy ending. Once almost cried in Geography but stayed for the cheesecake. Here to draw, cope, and root for myself.– @ivankunsugoi
Your signature cocktail
Panecak Panic Fizz
The Panecak Panic Fizz is a jittery-sweet cocktail for the self-declared tuff, cute, slightly unhinged main character who tweets things like “im such an immpresive yojnf girl” and “but im Cute your honor !!!! you misunderstand deeply!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”. Espresso-infused vodka captures their wired, dramatic energy and late-night overthinking, echoing posts like “I i feel like dying I actually feel like dying” and “during Geog i was About to kill My self”. Yuzu lemonade brings a bright, citrusy hopefulness that mirrors their determination in “its harder for people like me to be happy but im going to prove that i can to everyone” and the soft self-pep-talk of “ohh ivan its ok .. Thingsll get easier They have to”. Strawberry syrup is the syrupy moe sweetness of “Im moe too” and “happy ivan cute ivan ~”, while the tonic water adds a bitter edge for all the flat, tired posts like “its not like i feel like shit. actually ive been feeling better but there is Something I dont know what Like i feel Flat”. Finally, edible glitter and a lemon peel ‘scar’ riff on their visible vulnerability in “ive decided to stop hiding my scars because who gives a rats ass anymore”: it’s a drink that sparkles, but doesn’t hide the cut marks in the peel—chaotic, cute, and painfully honest, just like Ivan.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Ivan shows a stubborn, almost defiant commitment to staying alive and being kind to himself despite intense suicidal ideation, which fits Hufflepuff’s quiet perseverance more than any showy bravery. He explicitly frames it as a principle: “One thing i really like about myself At the end of every bad thought I try Not to kill myself over it”, and later reassures himself with gentle optimism: “its harder for people like me to be happy but im going to prove that i can to everyone”. There’s also strong nurturing self-talk and care for his own future, like “im optimistic for my future” and the sequence where he repeatedly comforts himself: “Ivan ....... The power of love is real You exist to Love Ivan Love love love I am filled to the brim with it” and “No Iven Things are going well I love you ivan you are very strong Kisses ....”. His concern for fairness and gentleness toward others also stands out: “Why wyould you want to sadden a beetle ? Why would you want to inflict sadness upon anything ? Why not tell it nicely to not do it and everybody goes home happy ,?”. While he jokes about being “evil” or a “pervert,” the consistent throughline is patient endurance, self-soothing, and a desire for everyone (including himself) to be treated kindly—core Hufflepuff values rather than the ambition of Slytherin, the intellectualism of Ravenclaw, or the performative daring of Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well‑known song that fits them best is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance. Their timeline swings between self-deprecating humor and very dark, impulsive thoughts like “i Need to shoot myself Like. rigbt now” and “Im Going to Kill myself”, which mirrors the song’s mix of angsty defiance and barely-contained despair. At the same time, they push back with bravado and self-cheerleading—“i VAN DOESNT CARE WHAT YOU THINK .. he has Other people to worry about .... I dont frickin Care If U hate me ... Coz Im Da Goat ... Whatever . Whatever” and “im so cute .. Oh ivan .. No matter wat People say U still cute K?”—very much in the spirit of teenagers rebelling against how they’re perceived. Their comments about scars and body image, like “i notice the exact moment when people see my scars its easy cause they stare” and “i . Im bmi 23.5. Dis. Dis cant be. Am .. Ami Fat?”, resonate with the song’s theme of being scrutinized and misunderstood. Even amid suicidal ideation (“Le very suicidal”), they insist on surviving and proving something—“its harder for people like me to be happy but im going to prove that i can to everyone”—capturing the same wounded, rebellious energy that defines Teenagers.
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