Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Worldbuilder: Ivory enjoys map-making and narrative design, “building a world for a fallout game that will never be made.”
- Hopeful Outlook: She actively seeks positivity and sets boundaries against cynicism, stating “DNI people who dont ever have hope for the future.”
- Niche Hobbyist: She possesses deep knowledge of retro tech and obscure media, from “ps3 controllers from like 2008” to STALKER mods.
- Animal Lover: She shows genuine affection for her pets, sharing a photo of “my kitty.”
- Principled Stance: She holds firm boundaries against harmful behavior, specifically telling fans of “pedocynical DO NOT INTERACT!!!!!!!!!!”
Weaknesses:
- Self-Deprecating Attitude: She often insults her own intelligence, calling herself a “dumb stupid idiot girlfailure” or “too dumb” for school.
- Academic Truancy: She admits to jeopardizing her future by frequently missing classes, noting “im gonna fail school cuz i skip 2 much.”
- Body Image Struggles: Ivory displays signs of intense body dissatisfaction, tweeting “im getting fat im gonna fucking kms FUCK.”
- Offensive Language: She uses ableist slurs when frustrated with online communities, such as asking “why are fallout fans so fucking retarded on this website.”
- Vulnerability to Manipulation: She admits she “will do anything for you if you guilttrip her even a little bit,” indicating a lack of emotional boundaries.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Ivory is a high-IQ, socially isolated 'loner' who often feels like the smartest person in the room despite her age, evidenced when she notes, “i love my mom but sometimes she says something so stupid i wanna say 'youre a bright one aintcha'”. She shares Lisa’s intellectual hobbies and cynical worldview, notably through her love of literature like Roadside Picnic and her disdain for modern trends, stating, “I HATE LOLCOW CULTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”. Both characters struggle with a lack of support for their authentic selves, as Ivory laments that her “mom doesnt think im trans... but i have like zero support”. Despite her self-deprecating 'girlfailure' persona, Ivory possesses a strong moral compass regarding community behavior, frequently calling out others by saying, “hey this guy MIGHT be a pedophile”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Ivory identifies as a “NUMBER ONE ROOKIE LONER” and focuses on internal emotions and solitary gaming, indicating Introversion. Her Intuition is shown through a preoccupation with world-building and imaginary scenarios, such as “building a world for a fallout game that will never be made,” rather than just playing the game as-is. She displays strong Feeling traits, often tweeting about her struggles with self-worth, like calling herself a “dumb stupid idiot girlfailure,” and making decisions based on personal values regarding DNI lists and moral stances. Finally, her Perceiving nature is evident in her spontaneous, disorganized approach to life, admitting, “im gonna fail school cuz i skip 2 much but thats ok im too dumb for it anyways.”
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a high-tier STALKER mod? Because you’ve got more unique artifacts and influence on me than Goldsphere.
- I promise I’m not a 'midasling' or a 'gammaslop' enjoyer—I'm just a guy who’d definitely help you build that dream Fallout world that’ll never be made.
- Is your name Ivory? Because my friends are already calling me out to drink to our future.
- Forget the Legion and the Brotherhood—if you let me be your 'tiny little man,' I’ll rush to your side and help you skip school any day.
- I’m 5'11 and love water too, but unlike NATO, I’m hoping to get your full support and a spot on your PS3 couch for some Red Dead.
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Your new Twitter bio
Canadian 17yo gamer with a penchant for Fallout modding and vintage PS3 titles. Aspiring traveler who once survived a laundry basket trip at 4 AM. She/her.– @ivoryivorymeme
Your signature cocktail
The Rookie Loner’s Wasteland Mule
This drink starts with a base of Canadian Rye to honor her roots and her pride in the “canadian army”, while the sour doe mash represents her fursona and her struggle with a mom who “doesnt think im trans cuz i like army stuff”. The bitter grapefruit reflects her edgy side and her tendency to be “the friend thats too woke”, while the fizzy ginger beer provides the high energy of someone who claims “my life is simply going nowhere”. Finally, it’s topped with pink candy to match her “fav colors: pastel pinks”, creating a clash of 'girlfailure' aesthetics and hardcore Fallout obsession.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Ivory exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and a 'loner' resourcefulness, often prioritizing her own interests and comfort over societal expectations. She displays a blunt, often biting wit when criticizing subcultures she dislikes, such as her post stating “I HATE LOLCOW CULTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” or her disdain for specific fandoms. Her resourcefulness is evident in her passion for modding and world-building, where she admits to “building a world for a fallout game that will never be made”, showing a desire for control and individualistic creativity. Furthermore, her willingness to be perceived as the villain is highlighted by her confession: “i do this a lot and som,etimes i feel bad but most of the itme i dont cause im terrible”. This alignment with personal ambition and a 'me-against-the-world' mentality strongly mirrors the Slytherin ethos.
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A Forest - The Cure
Ivory embodies a melancholic, 'loner' aesthetic often associated with the alternative and post-punk scenes, specifically through her self-described status as the “NUMBER ONE ROOKIE LONER”. Her deep immersion in atmospheric, post-apocalyptic gaming worlds like STALKER and Fallout mirrors the song’s dark, wandering nature, especially as she admits, “my life is simply going nowhere”. The song's themes of searching for something elusive resonate with her yearning for a transition she feels stuck without, lamenting, “oh my god why cant i be on hrt... please why”. Ultimately, her interest in niche subcultures and her desire for a “tiny little man” or a “collar” aligns with the moody, romantic isolation found in this goth classic.
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