Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Engaged Writer: Vanitas produces long-form works and interacts deeply with readers, mentioning "it's impossible for me to write something under 10k".
- Boundaries Advocate: He is firm about safety and age-restricted spaces, stating "if i block you it's because you're either a. a minor b. i'm in your dni/vice versa".
- Analytical Thinker: He provides nuanced character breakdowns, such as analyzing Ivan's "inherent want to see them both be losers".
- Gratitude to Community: He frequently thanks followers for support, saying "AWW THANK YOU i'll see if i have any updates favorites momentarily!!".
- Multi-Fandom Versatility: Vanitas ships across various media, listing a massive range of interests from Project Sekai to Genshin Impact in this tweet.
Weaknesses:
- Procrastination Tendencies: He admits to "thinking about future fics before finishing wips" until the new ideas become unfinished works too.
- External Motivation Dependence: His productivity relies on external validation, noting his inspiration is "usually dependent on how much i'm thinking about the fic which is why when i'm asked about it i'm more likely to be inspired".
- Petty Response Style: He admits to delaying updates out of spite for rude comments: "if you're wondering why it's still not out it's because i really am that petty".
- Fragile Inspiration: He experiences severe blocks due to external drama, mentioning a "lack of inspiration with everything happening in the fandom lately".
- Content Overwriter: He struggles with brevity in his creative writing, apologizing because "i tend to overwrite... sorry TT".
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Much like Jeff Albertson, @ivtiiv is a dedicated fan and writer who takes fictional tropes very seriously, often displaying a cynical yet passionate expert-level knowledge of their niche. They are not afraid to be judgmental about characterizations they find unappealing, noting “i hate to admit it but incest slop does exist and i am in fact referring to aqua and ruby from oshi no ko.” or critiquing fan interpretations as the “most unappealing incest ship in the history of incest ships.” The user frequently experiences the Comic Book Guy style of frustration with their own community, stating that “the fandom has kind of ruined alien stage for me.” Despite this, they remain deeply entrenched in their digital sanctuary, sharing links to their own “wips” and maintaining a strict “AGELESS + MINORS = BLOCKED” gatekeeping policy for their adult-oriented content.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Vanitas exhibits Introversion (I) through a deep focus on internal worlds, solitary writing, and a sensitivity to fandom discourse that leads to frequent self-imposed isolation, as seen when they mention having “a general lack of inspiration with everything happening in the fandom lately”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their constant exploration of abstract character dynamics and alternate universes, claiming, “i am a man with many thoughts” regarding theoretical tropes. They lead with Feeling (F), prioritizing personal values and emotional resonance in their shipping preferences, often stating, “my brain works on a 'i don't like it if i can't see it working out' basis”. Finally, they demonstrate Perceiving (P) through a spontaneous and disorganized creative process, admitting that “my writing motivation goes up and down” and acknowledging a habit of “thinking about future fics before finishing wips until those fics become wips too”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the next chapter of 'String Theory'? Because even if you take 10k words to get to the point, I’ll wait through any AO3 curse just to see how we end.
- Forget Ivan and Sua—I think you and I have the best size difference. My ego is huge, but I’m actually just a pathetic loser for you.
- I promise I’m more than just a 'failed clone,' but if you’re delusional enough to call me your wife, I’m not going to be the one to correct you.
- Is your name Mizi? Because I’ve been fixating on you so hard to escape real life that I didn't even notice you were romantically pursuing me.
- You can skip the lip gloss and the biker helmet reflection—you already have me more whipped than a 'pathetic emo' Ivan in a high school AU.
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Adult writer exploring complex dynamics and 'dead dove' themes. When not wrestling with a 20k word count, I’m overanalyzing character psyche. 🔞 No minors/ageless.– @ivtiiv
Your signature cocktail
Saint Living in Sin
This drink captures the high-contrast energy of a creator who describes themselves as a “SAINT LIVING IN SIN”. The strong, bitter base reflects their preference for complex, darker tropes, specifically their “inherent want to see them both be losers” in fiction. Despite the dark content, the creamy float represents their softer side, often seen when they post things they find “so cutieful” from their anons. Finally, the salt rim is a tribute to their weary but humorous outlook on the “fandom discourse” that constantly surrounds them.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Vanitas exemplifies Slytherin traits through a blend of self-preservation, resourcefulness, and a unapologetic commitment to their own controversial interests. They prioritize their personal boundaries and community safety by strictly blocking those who don't fit their criteria, stating “if i block you it's because you're either a. a minor b. i'm in your dni/vice versa or c. i cannot tell you're an adult”. Their ambition and resourcefulness as a creator are evident in their massive Alien Stage fanfics, despite facing the “ao3 curse”, and they show a cunning, slightly petty side when dealing with demands, noting “if you're wondering why it's still not out it's because i really am that petty”. Ultimately, their declaration of “I HAVE AN AGENDA” regarding specific character tropes cements their status as a goal-oriented, prideful Slytherin who thrives in their niche.
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Drink - Destroy Boys
This song is the most fitting because vanitas explicitly identifies with its lyrics, tweeting “SHE UNDERSTANDS ME LIKE YOU DIDDD SHE REALLY LOOOOVES MEEE I'M A SAINT LIVING IN SIN OH SHE REALLY LOAAATHES MEEEE”. The track’s punk energy and themes of obsession, sin, and intense emotional conflict mirror their self-described nature as a “man with many thoughts” who enjoys complex, often dark character dynamics. Vanitas's preoccupation with “mutual obsession” and characters who are “obviously whipped” aligns perfectly with the song's desperate, manic devotion. Ultimately, the song encapsulates their unfiltered approach to their interests and their willingness to embrace the “freak4freak” aspects of the fandoms they inhabit.
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