IwaHatesU
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Honest: Openly shares raw feelings like 'I hate myself' and 'I need to kms' in tweets
- Creative: Posts low‑calorie recipes and cooking ideas, e.g., 530kcal ice cream and oatmeal OMAD
- Detail-oriented: Tracks calories, intake vs burn, weight and BMI daily, e.g., 'Intake: ~1100kcal Burnt: 200kcal'
- Persistent: Consistently posts daily updates and progress pics, like 'Woke up at a new LW'
- Self-reflective: Compares photos over months (e.g., 'March vs December', '8 months difference') to assess progress
Weaknesses:
- Self-harm ideation: Expresses suicidal thoughts, e.g., 'I need to kms' and 'I want to end it all'
- Disordered eating: Restricts intake to 200‑600kcal meals, OMAD, purging, and extreme weight loss goals
- Negative self-talk: Frequent self‑deprecation like 'I hate myself' and 'I’m disgustingly fat'
- Body dysmorphia: Obsesses over BMI and appearance, questioning 'Why does BMI 24 look gigantic?'
- Isolation: Reports feeling alone and lacking support, e.g., 'I feel so alone and lost in this ED'
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson is known for her perfectionism, anxiety and self‑critical inner voice, which mirrors the user’s constant self‑criticism and obsession with weight. The user repeatedly says "I hate myself" and "I feel like such a failure" (e.g., "8 months difference. I feel like such a failure. Why didn’t I starve harder? Why didn’t I lose more? I hate this. I hate myself.") showing the same self‑damaging mindset Lisa often displays. Their fixation on numbers like "I need to lose 15kg asap" and "I’m at BMI 21.5ish rn" reflects Lisa’s hyper‑analytical approach to academics and health. The user’s suicidal thoughts ("Why am I suicidal again? I can’t get worse now.") echo Lisa’s moments of depression and feeling isolated. Overall the combination of perfectionist drive, self‑criticism, and mental‑health struggles aligns best with Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFJ
The user’s communication is highly self‑focused and private, indicating introversion, as seen in tweets like 'I feel so alone and lost in this ED. I feel like I have no one to talk to about this.' Their content is dominated by concrete details such as exact calorie counts and measurements ('Intake: ~1100kcal Burnt: 200kcal ~Net: ~900kcal~') and weight numbers, suggesting a sensing preference. Their decision‑making appears driven by strong emotions and self‑criticism ('I hate myself', 'My head tries to glorify purging wtf is wrong with me'), reflecting a feeling orientation. The frequent tracking of meals, strict OMAD routines, and planning ('Skipping my lunch break at work so I don’t have an excuse to eat', 'I’m living the whole week off oatmeal OMADs') show a judging style. Together these traits align best with an ISFJ personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a midnight snack? Because I could go for something low-cal and sweet like you!
- Is your name Oatmeal? Because you’ve got me craving a warm spot in my heart even on my fasting days.
- If I were a protein bar, I'd want to be added to your diet because I can't resist being around such a high-caliber person!
- Are you a calorie count? Because I can’t stop obsessing over you, no matter how hard I try!
- You must be the 'omad' of my dreams because I can’t wait to spend every meal with you.
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College student, anime fan, bookworm, aspiring baker. Collector of quirky kitchen gadgets and cat memes. 📚🍰🐱– @IwaHatesU
Your signature cocktail
The Anorexic Delight
This cocktail embodies the duality of Iwa's journey, mixing sweetness and bitterness just like their struggles with food. The oat milk and blueberry syrup represent their love for oatmeal and fruit, as seen in tweets like, "230kcal oatmeal omad (tastes like cake oml it was so good)". The cocoa powder adds a touch of indulgence that Iwa craves but feels guilty about, reflected in their complex relationship with food: "I need to lose so much weight". Lastly, 'a dash of sorrow' signifies their emotional struggles, as Iwa often feels alone in their battle: "I feel so alone and lost in this ED." This drink captures both the light and dark sides of their personality.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user displays strong ambition and strategic planning to achieve extreme thinness, a hallmark of Slytherin. They obsessively track calories and devise low‑calorie hacks, e.g., "IF YOU FREEZE COOKED RICE IT HAS 50% LESS CALORIES???? GUYS I WILL USE MY FREEZER NOW". Their drive to lose weight quickly is evident in tweets like "I need to lose 15kg asap" and "Goal is to stay under 600kcal a day". They also show a competitive, ruthless attitude toward their own body, questioning why "20kg do so little?" and constantly demanding more drastic results. This combination of ambition, cunning, and a willingness to use any means to control their weight points to Slytherin.
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Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails
The song 'Hurt' captures the intense self‑destruction and hopelessness that dominate Iwa's timeline. Their tweet 'I need to kms' and the later 'The urge to start cutting again is coming back. I just want to end it all atm' echo the lyric 'I hurt myself today to see if I still feel'. The recurring self‑hatred expressed in 'I hate myself' and 'My head tries to glorify purging wtf is wrong with me' mirrors the line 'the pain is all I know'. Their obsessive focus on losing weight, as seen in 'I need to lose 15kg asap' and constant calorie counting, reflects the song’s theme of feeling broken and trying to control pain through self‑inflicted harm. Overall, the raw, confessional tone of 'Hurt' aligns with Iwa's desperate cries for validation and the constant battle with an eating disorder.
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