Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Artistic Insight: Provides deep thematic analysis of Revolutionary Girl Utena, exploring systems of harm and symbolism.
- Community Resourcefulness: Spent a month finding yuri titles and curated a recommendation thread for followers.
- Self-Awareness: Acknowledges their own tendency to tweet nonsense and recognizes how their past actions might look to others.
- Physical Discipline: Demonstrates a commitment to health goals by tracking caloric intake and aiming for specific muscle definitions.
- Strong Convictions: Maintains clear boundaries regarding their identity, notably in refusing to worship a deity without proof.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile Gatekeeping: Displays extreme aggression toward those they deem fake fans or bisexuals using specific labels.
- Malicious Impulsivity: Admitted to puking on the floor specifically to ruin their parents' date night.
- Harmful Rhetoric: Uses slurs and expresses violent desires toward people with different views on social aesthetics.
- Substance Misuse: Mentions skipping medication to drink and misusing Benadryl to suppress emotions.
- Extreme Misandry: Voices intense irritation at men for existing in the same interest spaces or even for the shape of their bodies.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Eden mirrors Lisa Simpson through her strong ideological convictions and vocal elitism regarding her niche interests. Just as Lisa often feels intellectually superior to her peers, Eden expresses disdain for those she deems less informed, stating, “fake yuri fans dni you repulse me” and “People should hate deftones more”. She exhibits Lisa's signature critical nature and moral rigidity, particularly when she asserts that “don't use the word lesbian to describe yourself if you are attracted to men... YOURE NOT A LESBIAN!!!!”. Furthermore, her deep, analytical dives into media, such as when she argues that Revolutionary Girl Utena uses “dense symbolism... to explore power, abuse, identity”, perfectly captures Lisa’s precocious and often alienating academic intensity.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
Eden displays strong Extroverted energy through their constant social commentary and high-volume posting, explicitly identifying as an “ENTJ 478”. Their Intuition is evident in their analytical critique of media, such as comparing Revolutionary Girl Utena and Alien Stage by discussing “dense symbolism, repetition, and surreal structure”. The Thinking trait manifests in a blunt, often abrasive communication style, seen when they dismiss others' emotional appeals by stating “'Men hate' You wanna be oppressed sooo bad” or offering logical solutions to clothing complaints like “Shop somewhere else idk”. Finally, their Judging preference is shown through their gatekeeping of labels and strict social rules, such as their “fake yuri fans dni” stance and their active curation of their environment through “mass blocking”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a high-quality yuri recommendation? Because I've been searching for a girl like you for a month and I'm ready to bookmark you forever.
- I promise I’m not a 'fake fan,' but I’d definitely let you spend thirty tweets explaining the dense symbolism of Revolutionary Girl Utena to me.
- If you’re looking for a reason to leave the house, I’ve got two tickets to a movie—and don't worry, I checked the cast, there isn't a single cowboy driving a Tesla in it.
- You don't need to force the Benadryl tonight; how about we just stay up and you tell me more about why Kuvira is the only girl that matters?
- I’m no Takemi, but if an apple a day keeps the doctor away, I’ll throw them all out just to make sure I don't lose my chance with you.
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Aspiring office professional and enthusiast of narrative depth in media. When I’m not analyzing surreal symbolism, I’m working on my fitness goals and bicep gains.– @IzanamiTickler
Your signature cocktail
The Himejoshi’s Bittersweet Bloom
This cocktail is as complex and exclusionary as Eden herself, designed for the 'real' fans while making “fake yuri fans dni”. The base is a high-proof gin to match her intense energy, specifically her tendency to “block people who have the same name as favoomfs”. We use activated charcoal because she loves a “monochrome grey” look, and an absinthe rinse to reflect her dark humor about how she might “hallucinate and think im a murderer” when off her meds. Finally, it's served in a chilled glass to represent her cold shoulder toward men, especially the ones with “fragile egos”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Eden exhibits strong Slytherin traits through a combination of fierce self-preservation and a ruthless, exclusionary approach to her social circle. She displays a clear sense of gatekeeping and hierarchy, stating, “fake yuri fans dni you repulse me” and asserting her dominance over her digital space by warning, “dont get too comfortable i can still block you”. Her resourcefulness and dark wit are evident when she jokes about “forcing him to get addicted to hardcore drugs” for revenge, showing a cunning streak common to the house. Additionally, her ambition for self-improvement is purely self-centered, as seen when she claims, “When i gwt abs im jerking off to myself”, and her blunt dismissal of others' struggles further cements her placement in the house of ambition and pride.
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Your song
Bad Reputation - Joan Jett
Eden embodies a defiant, counter-cultural energy, frequently expressing disdain for societal norms and mainstream expectations. Their aggressive stance against those they deem 'fake' or 'problematic' is evident when they state, “fake yuri fans dni you repulse me”, and their total lack of concern for being liked is highlighted by the admission, “Ik if all the people ive wronged found my twitter theyd be happy as fuuck to see me losing it”. The song's themes of feminine rebellion and independence mirror Eden's vocal rejection of the male gaze and rigid gender labels, such as when they tweet, “Men have such fragile egos holy shit bro”. Ultimately, their unapologetic attitude toward their 'Type B disorder' friend group and their chaotic digital presence perfectly aligns with a classic anthem about not giving a damn about one's reputation.
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