Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially considerate: Wants to “bake cookies” for neighbors and friends despite personal struggles.
- Ethical boundaries: Strongly condemns users who “give people tips” on how to cause more severe self-harm.
- Academic effort: Shows dedication to school by completing “missing assignments” and “locking in” to study.
- Creative interests: Expresses interest in art and hobbies like “making snowmen” and “matching pfps”.
- Communicative honesty: Openly shares their “name and pronouns” and personal interests with their followers.
Weaknesses:
- Severe self-harm: Engages in dangerous behavior, reaching depths like “beans” and glorifying “sessions”.
- Suicidal ideation: Frequently tweets about “killing myself” and wishing someone would “kill me”.
- Medical neglect: Admits to skipping “aftercare” for deep wounds and dreading necessary “doctor's appointments”.
- Chronic procrastination: Describes “rotting in bed” instead of following through on schoolwork or personal care.
- Deceptive behavior: Uses a “backup computer and phone” to hide their online activity from their parents.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Despite the user's intense struggles with self-harm and mental health, they mirror Lisa Simpson through their deep existential dread and awareness of a "fucked" world, as seen when they ask, “why haven't we done anything? why CANT we do anything?”. Like Lisa, they often feel isolated by their intelligence and sensitivity, noting that “theres literally no reason for me to be like this only my own selfishness has led me down this path”. They also share Lisa's academic pressure and perfectionism, mentioning they have “12 missing assignments” and must “lock in” for schoolwork. Ultimately, both characters navigate a profound sense of sadness while trying to find identity through interests like Vinland Saga or beetles.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Eli/Izuku exhibits strong Introversion (I) through their tendency to 'rot' in their room and avoid social interaction, stating “i want to talk to my family/friends stays in room all day with dnd on”. They lean toward Intuition (N) by focusing on emotional symbolism and fictional escapism, often projecting their identity onto characters like Armin Arlert and noting “actually hes my boyfriend”. Their decision-making is heavily Feeling (F) based, driven by intense internal emotions and a self-deprecating identity, as seen in “theres literally no reason for me to be like this only my own selfishness has led me down this path”. Finally, they show a Perceiving (P) preference through chronic procrastination and lack of structure, admitting “i have 12 missing assignments” and frequently changing plans spontaneously.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a beetle? Because you've been crawling around my mind all day and I think I'm starting to really dig your vibe.
- If we were in the walls of Paradis together, I’d definitely skip the Rumbling just to spend one more day being ‘boyfriend and boyfriend’ with you.
- I’m no construction worker, but I’d definitely help you rebuild anything—as long as we can celebrate with some of those Valentine’s cookies you’re baking.
- I promise not to sit like a shrimp if you promise to take me on that room tour you mentioned—I've been waiting for the reveal!
- Is your name Eli? Because even if you feel like a 'loser,' you’re the only person I’d want to stay up and play Roblox with until the sun comes up.
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Your new Twitter bio
Digital artist & anime enthusiast. I enjoy baking cookies for my neighborhood and exploring complex storylines in Vinland Saga. Always looking for Roblox recs!– @izukuofshtwt
Your signature cocktail
The Long-Sleeved Latté Martini
This drink captures Eli’s chaotic duality, blending the darkness of their 'shtwt' persona with the sweetness of a teenager who wants to “bake cookies for all my friends.” The dark cherry represents their escalating habits, inspired by the desire to “cut to beans tn cuz I NEED ITT.” It is served chilled and hidden behind a 'sleeve' of thick foam, mirroring their plea of “praying and begging that my long sleeves hide everything.” Finally, a garnish of a single beetle-shaped chocolate honors their bio and the fact that they “like beetles.”
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Despite their severe personal struggles, Eli consistently demonstrates Hufflepuff traits of kindness and nurturing towards others, such as wanting to “bake cookies for all my friends on Valentine's Day” and even for “construction workers working on rebuilding the house that burnt down”. They exhibit a strong sense of fairness and morality by calling out those who give harmful tips as “disgusting” and expressing deep distress over global injustices, asking “why haven't we done anything?” regarding humanitarian issues. Furthermore, their intense loyalty and devotion to fictional 'comfort characters' is a hallmark of the house, going as far as to clarify, “actually hes my boyfriend” when defending Armin Arlert. Ultimately, Eli’s focus on community, interpersonal warmth, and their innate desire to be helpful even while suffering points most strongly to Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Prom Queen - Beach Bunny
The song Prom Queen perfectly captures Eli's struggle with self-image and the cycle of self-destructive behavior while maintaining a youthful, almost 'silly' online persona. Eli frequently posts about their desire to harm themselves, such as when they wrote, “i hate my life and i want to die”, yet they simultaneously participate in typical teenage activities like “going out to buy an outfit” for a school dance. The lyrics’ focus on internal pain and the pressure of physical appearance resonates with their admission that “only my own selfishness has led me down this path” and their open struggle with self-harm scars. This duality reflects the song's theme of feeling 'not enough' despite trying to navigate the social expectations of being 14 years old. Ultimately, their tweet “i ❤️ getting worse” mirrors the song’s melancholic acceptance of a deteriorating mental state.
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