Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal Devotion: He has been a “hinata hajime’s spouse of 7+ years” and consistently celebrates “hajime day.. only the best day of the year!”
- Artistic Talent: He takes great pride in his creative work, exclaiming “THIS IS MY ART!!! THIS MY MY ART!! THIS IS MINE!!!!”
- Resilient Optimism: Despite health struggles, he maintains a “joyous energy” and feels “#joyous today” when things go well.
- Supportive Friend: He uses his platform to help others, asking people to “please be friends with him” to support a lonely friend's interests.
- Passionate Enthusiast: He is deeply invested in his hobbies, from LOONA choreography “muscle memory” to attending “artms cupsleeve” events.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Behavior: He admits to making an “impulsive decision” regarding concert attendance shortly before the event date.
- Extreme Hyperbole: He often uses intense language, claiming a character “MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF!!!!!!!!” over simple affection.
- Poor Typing Habits: Frequent typos occur when he is excited, such as “tjis is my friend” or “feeling #joyous today”.
- Emotional Volatility: His mood swings from “joyous” to feeling “Suffering” and “devastated” based on minor fandom news.
- Aggressive Communication: He expresses disdain harshly, calling a character a “stupid fucking creature” and a “stupid fucking bird”.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Like Milhouse, this user possesses an intense, almost pathological devotion to their interests and a self-deprecating, 'normal coded' loser energy that feels both tragic and endearing. They exhibit a dramatic, glass-half-empty outlook on life, often tweeting through personal misfortunes such as being “unable to go to the concert” or enduring “subhuman temperatures” in a hospital. Their hyper-fixation on Hinata Hajime mirrors Milhouse’s obsessive crush on Lisa, characterized by a mix of extreme affection and peculiar behavior, like admitting they “used to pour milk on” a plushie. Despite the constant 'bad luck' they claim to endure, they remain a “chronic rambler” who finds joy in the smallest niche victories, much like Milhouse celebrating when 'everything's coming up Milhouse!'
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Ko exhibits Extroversion (E) through a high-energy, externally focused social presence, frequently engaging with 'mutuals' and publicly demanding attention, such as when they ask followers to “please say hi back on tuesday”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their 'chronic rambling' and abstract, often surreal humor regarding their interests, exemplified by the odd hypothetical: “Why doesn’t the big Hinata eat the little Hinata?”. As a Feeling (F) type, their tweets are deeply rooted in intense personal values and emotional outbursts, ranging from extreme affection to hyperbolic distress, like shouting “THIS IS MY BABY” about a fictional character. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature shines through in their self-described “impulsive decision” to attend a concert and a generally chaotic, spontaneous posting style that prioritizes immediate emotional expression over structured content.
Some pickup lines for you
- I know you're Hinata Hajime’s spouse of 7+ years, but do you have room for a secret third option that isn’t the gun under your bed?
- Are you a Loona subunit? Because my heart is doing the 'hulalala hoop' every time you post.
- Is it okay if I'm not normal coded? I’d endure subhuman oncology unit temperatures just to keep you toasty.
- I promise I won't be as greedy as Hinata with his food—I’d actually share my last doughnut with you.
- Forget the hungry caterpillar scarf, I’d rather we just spend the day together until we both form our first thoughts.
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Honors student and self-proclaimed Hinataologist. When I'm not studying oncology or attending K-pop cup sleeves, I'm crocheting scarves for my Borzoi. He/Him.– @izuruenjoyer
Your signature cocktail
The Joyous Homunculus
This experimental drink captures the high-energy chaos of a self-proclaimed 'normal coded' student who is currently ‘feeling #joyous today’. The strong rum reflects a personality that can go from ‘Hajime Hinata makes me want to kill myself’ to ‘Happy birthday to my beautiful husband’ in a single breath. The bitter coffee notes represent the ‘resentful sleep deprived honors student’ grind, while the yuzu honors his dedication to ARTMS and LOONA. Finally, the salted rim is a nod to how ‘every day they rub salt in my wound’, making for a drink that is as ‘unbelievably stupid’ as it is delicious.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Ko embodies the Hufflepuff virtues of loyalty and dedication, explicitly identifying as “hinata hajime’s spouse of 7+ years” and celebrating their long-term commitment with romantic dates. His personality is deeply rooted in the joys of community and kindness, as seen when he encourages others to “be friends with him if you like link click” to help a lonely friend. Despite facing personal hardships in the oncology unit, he maintains a “#joyous” and “#jovial” disposition, focusing on crafting a “hungry caterpillar scarf” to uplift energy. This steadfast devotion to his loved ones and his penchant for find-and-seek comfort in domestic hobbies like art and crochet perfectly align with the Hufflepuff house.
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Your song
Hi High - LOONA
This song perfectly encapsulates the chaotic, high-energy, and fanatical spirit of a 'K-pop stan' while matching @izuruenjoyer's intense obsession with their 'husband,' Hajime Hinata. The user is a dedicated fan of the LOONA universe, evidenced by their excitement for sub-units and solos, such as when they exclaim, “OH MY MIXXLOONA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” and “impulsive decision i fear the concert is literally on saturday But… Choerry…”. The track’s bright, frantic pace mirrors their 'joyous' yet 'chronic rambler' personality, often seen in tweets like “feeling #joyous today. expect many #jovial responses”. Ultimately, the song's themes of dizzying love and overwhelming excitement resonate with someone who has been “hinata hajime’s spouse of 7+ years” and celebrates “hajime day.. only the best day of the year!” with such explosive fervor.
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