Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Defends others from cruelty, e.g. calling out body shaming in “People body shaming Hoodgenius is gross i dont give a fuck, fuck outta here if you're okay with it”.
- Socially-aware: Critiques performative behavior and harmful jokes, e.g. calling rape jokes out in “'Funniest parody account' and the entire account is nothing but rape jokes” and labeling a post “so fucking performative” in “This is so fucking performative.”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for music and games, e.g. working on an Elliott Smith archive in “Does anyone know any good free cloud services i can use to store at least 20gb? Im working on building my own elliott smith archive” and praising Silent Hill 2 in “the way some of you guys talk about the silent hill 2 remake is so funny cus the game is fucking amazing”.
- Humorous: Uses playful, absurd jokes frequently, like “kid named Benediction: Wow thank you 😊” and self-deprecating humor in “I feel like a pidgeon when all i want to be is a raven”.
- Candid: Shares personal moments and feelings openly, e.g. social media doubts in “highkey thinking about leaving social media altogether” and vulnerability about life in “life is so fragile its not fair”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshness: Uses very aggressive language toward others, e.g. “What a bitch lmao” and “Not only are you weak, but you're also a fucking fat chud.”.
- Crude_humor: Relies heavily on explicit or shock humor, e.g. the bio’s location “Penis Explosion Chamber” and tweets like “Im so rich i take golden showers” and “grwm as i take a shower with my granny”.
- Impulsivity: Posts strong reactions quickly (likes, follows, muting) and then second-guesses them, e.g. “tweet so good i almost liked a rock solid post” and “This looks so bad on my part man what the fuck 😭😭😭 izzie try not to like evil people challenge”.
- Negativity: Timeline includes frequent complaints or critical takes, e.g. “this is so fucking performative.”, “her allegations aside… This fucking SUCKS LMAOOOOOO”, and “get blocked for showing me this shit”.
- Online_exhaustion: Shows signs of burnout and frustration with social media dynamics, e.g. “highkey thinking about leaving social media altogether” and irritation over timelines and muting in “I don't think ive ever muted faster”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The overall tone is chaotic, irreverent, and openly vulgar, which closely matches Bart Simpson’s rebellious, prankster energy. They’re blunt and gleefully rude in a way Bart would appreciate, calling someone a “bitch” in “What a bitch lmao” and jokingly describing themselves as in the “Penis Explosion Chamber” in their bio. Like Bart, they mix immature humor with surprising emotional depth, posting wild jokes like “grwm as i take a shower with my granny” alongside more vulnerable moments such as “life is so fragile its not fair” and “highkey thinking about leaving social media altogether”. Their pop-culture obsession and shitposting about games and music—like “this is less true for resident evil but the way some of you guys talk about the silent hill 2 remake is so funny cus the game is fucking amazing”—also fits Bart’s media-saturated, couch-goblin vibe. Finally, their willingness to call out people for being gross, as in “People body shaming Hoodgenius is gross i dont give a fuck, fuck outta here if you're okay with it”, mirrors Bart’s occasional, surprising moral backbone beneath all the mischief.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: their tweets center on personal thoughts, music, games, and their boyfriend rather than big social scenes, and they even mention “highkey thinking about leaving social media altogether”, which suggests needing distance from constant interaction. Their interests and humor show strong Intuition: they frequently make abstract or metaphorical statements like “I feel like a pidgeon when all i want to be is a raven” and joke in conceptual ways (e.g., “kid named Benediction: Wow thank you 😊”) rather than focusing on practical details. They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking, prioritizing values and empathy: they call out body shaming in “People body shaming Hoodgenius is gross i dont give a fuck, fuck outta here if you're okay with it” and criticize performative behavior in “This is so fucking performative.”, even when doing so bluntly. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: their timeline is spontaneous and chaotic—from “I be smokin dope shit that's everyday” to impulsive reactions like “I don't think ive ever muted faster 😭😭😭”—with little indication of structured planning, while open-ended projects like “Does anyone know any good free cloud services i can use to store at least 20gb? Im working on building my own elliott smith archive” show more inspiration than rigid organization. Altogether, their introspection, value-driven commentary, imaginative humor, and flexible lifestyle align best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You called yourself a Resident Evil dickrider, but I’m just trying to be your save point—somewhere you come back to between boss fights and accidental ‘mommy’ moments with your boyfriend.
- You spending a ‘stupid amount of time’ on that edit makes sense, because I’ve spent a stupid amount of time trying to figure out how to ask, “Wanna build an Elliott Smith archive together and call it our cloud 9?”
- You defending Hoodgenius from body shaming and dragging that ‘funniest parody account’ full of rape jokes kinda convinced me—any pronouns, sure, but I’m leaning toward calling you ‘the only person on this hellsite with a moral compass I’d actually date.’
- You said Silent Hill 2 remake slander is goofy because the game is amazing—so be honest, if we were a remake of ‘us,’ would you want it closer to tender indie (Alex G / Elliott Smith vibes) or full-on Mother Of All chaos at a Tre show?
- You: ‘I feel like a pigeon when all I want to be is a raven.’ Me: hear me out, we flock up, you stay beautifully unhinged on the TL, I bring you fries like your mom did, and together we become the goth power couple Tennessee weebs LARP as.
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Your new Twitter bio
17 • music & game enjoyer (RE & Silent Hill defender) • once accidentally called my boyfriend “mommy” and we just kept talking like nothing happened– @Izzie_mwb
Your signature cocktail
Resident Evil Golden Shower Sour
This drink is loud, chaotic, and unapologetically extra—like someone who calls themself a “Resident Evil Dickrider 🤤” in their bio and tweets “I be smokin dope shit that's everyday”, so the overproof spiced rum brings that high-energy, slightly unhinged kick. Sour cherry juice adds a moody, emo sweetness in honor of them building an “elliott smith archive” and tweeting “life is so fragile its not fair”. Espresso sneaks in for the late-night doomscrolling vibe of posts like “highkey thinking about leaving social media altogether” and the general wired-but-tired energy they project. Honey-ginger syrup reflects their mix of sweetness and bite—defending people from body shaming in “People body shaming Hoodgenius is gross i dont give a fuck” while still saying things like “What a bitch lmao”. Finally, the gold shimmer nods to their unhinged piss jokes—“Im so rich i take golden showers” and “Smoke so much weed golden shower get him high”—because this cocktail should look like cursed alchemy you’d drink in the Penis Explosion Chamber after accidentally calling your boyfriend “mommy” (“Accidentally called my boyfriend mommy bro how does this happen”).
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Izzie shows a very Gryffindor-like tendency to loudly stand up for what they think is right, even when it means calling people out bluntly. For example, they condemn body shaming directly in “People body shaming Hoodgenius is gross i dont give a fuck, fuck outta here if you're okay with it” and criticize an account that makes rape jokes in “'Funniest parody account' and the entire account is nothing but rape jokes”. This confrontational moral stance, along with lines like “Not only are you weak, but you're also a fucking fat chud” and “get blocked for showing me this shit”, points to impulsive, fiery reactions typical of Gryffindor rather than the subtler tactics of Slytherin. They also show emotional intensity and willingness to be vulnerable in posts like “life is so fragile its not fair” and “highkey thinking about leaving social media altogether”, which matches Gryffindor’s dramatic, heart-on-sleeve nature. Overall, their combination of outspoken defense of others, quick temper, and emotional openness fits Gryffindor better than the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the calculated self-preservation of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
A song that fits Izzie is Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana, because it captures chaotic teenage energy, dark humor, and a mix of irony and sincerity. Their bio (“17 || Any pronouns || Dni assholes || Resident Evil Dickrider 🤤”) already sets a rebellious, irreverent tone that mirrors the song’s anti-establishment vibe. They constantly clown on things around them, like calling something “this is fucking evanescence propoganda LMAO never even existed” and mocking performative behavior as “so fucking performative.” At the same time, there’s vulnerability under the sarcasm, seen in tweets like “life is so fragile its not fair” and “highkey thinking about leaving social media altogether”, which matches the song’s mix of angst and disillusionment. Their love for slightly melancholic, alternative-leaning artists like Elliott Smith and Alex G (“I get such heavy elliott smith vibes from alex g”) also lines up with the grungy, emotionally raw feel of Nirvana’s classic.
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