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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: sharp, self-aware, politically and socially opinionated, and very academically focused despite bouts of anxiety and burnout. They constantly talk about studying, video lessons, and essays, like when they say “fodasi essa merda vou estudar” and “separei meus repertórios em 4 argumentos então se não der pra culpar o governo, a sociedade ou a mídia eu terei um probleminha nessa redação”, which fits Lisa’s studious, argumentative side. Their sensitivity and mental health struggles—“tô com receio de me demitir na segunda mas porra eu passei a semana passada inteira mal física e psicologicamente”—echo Lisa’s tendency to feel overwhelmed by expectations and injustice. Like Lisa, they’re very socially aware and critical of online bubbles and society, as in “gente pelo amor de deus saiam da bolha da internet tirem o olho do celular e notem o redor”. Their lesbian identity and crush drama—“gente descobri q minha crush católica has a boyfriend but thanks for the motivations 💔”—also mirror Lisa’s often awkward, earnest navigation of relationships and feeling out of step with the people around her.

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Lesbian book goblin, football sufferer, and chronic overthinker. Once dreamed I was Gru fleeing hitmen after reading till 3am. ela/ele • drawing & essays– @J0YTUPAKI

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This cocktail is strong but playful, like someone who can tweet “odeio futebol esporte de puta” and five minutes later be live‑tweeting every cursed Bahia plot twist. The cachaça–coffee combo is for the exhausted, overworked brain who says “fodasi essa merda vou estudar” and binge-watches video lessons anyway. Acerola-lime shrub brings a sharp, anxious tang, echoing the nervous spiral of “aproveitar q amanhã vou pro ciee e vou tirar algumas dúvidas sobre demissão 🌹🌹🌹 parece q a cada manhã eu fico mais ansiosa e enjoado”. Watermelon juice nods to the 🍉 in their name and the chaotic lesbian thirst of “se nn tiver um sexo quente lésbico das caitvi em arcane eu me mato na sede da netflix”. Sparkling coconut water keeps it unexpectedly soft and hydrating, like the way they melt over their crush in “a gnt conversou bastante hj ela é tão fofa q da vontade de explodir”, while pink pepper bitters add a spicy, dramatic finish worthy of threats such as “vamos bahia vença esse jogo pra eu não querer meu corpo morto boiando no dique”.

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They show a sustained, almost obsessive focus on learning and intellectual improvement that points strongly to Ravenclaw. They’re constantly talking about studying, exams, and essays: for example, they say they “went to study” after getting fed up with football “fodasi essa merda vou estudar”, separate essay references into structured arguments “separei meus repertórios em 4 argumentos então se não der pra culpar o governo, a sociedade ou a mídia eu terei um probleminha nessa redação”, and keep sending essays for correction, worrying about specific scoring criteria like C1 “mais uma redação enviada pra correção dessa vez sobre letramento espero q eu só tome na C1 pq errar é meio inevitável”. They also sit through long video lessons and research references, showing both discipline and genuine engagement with content: “a videoaula de 3 HORAS sobre quarto de despejo misericórdia” and “mano eu fui pesquisar referência pra desenho e aparentemente fone no pescoço envolve o corinthians”. Creativity appears in how they sketch during history class and care about their art style: “rabisquei enquanto ouvia vídeo aula de história e até gostei de como meu traço deu uma simplificada”. While they have some Gryffindor-style impulsive, dramatic language about work and football, the most consistent, defining pattern is a nerdy, self-aware dedication to studying, writing, and understanding things—classic Ravenclaw energy.

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A fitting song for them is “brutal” by Olivia Rodrigo, because it captures chaotic young-adult anxiety, dark humor, and frustration with expectations. They constantly vent about burnout and mental strain, like when they say they were physically and psychologically unwell before quitting their job “tô com receio de me demitir na segunda mas porra eu passei a semana passada inteira mal física e psicologicamente pra agr tá preocupada com pessoas q eu nunca mais vou ver na vida”. There’s also a raw, morbid humor about death and self-destructive thoughts, such as demanding lesbian sex in Arcane or they’ll kill themself at Netflix HQ “se nn tiver um sexo quente lésbico das caitvi em arcane eu me mato na sede da netflix”, and joking about wanting their body floating in the water if Bahia loses “vamos bahia vença esse jogo pra eu não querer meu corpo morto boiando no dique”. Their timeline is full of academic and work pressure, like long video lessons and endless essays “a videoaula de 3 HORAS sobre quarto de despejo misericórdia” and “mais uma redação enviada pra correção dessa vez sobre letramento espero q eu só tome na C1 pq errar é meio inevitável”, mirroring the song’s themes of expectation overload and not feeling good enough. At the same time, they’re messy, emotional, and dramatic about crushes and queer feelings, for example calling themself a pathetic lesbian after panicking when a Catholic crush jumped on them “manos eu fui pirraçar a querida católica hj e ela pulou em cima de mim quase travo entro em pânico mds eu sou uma sapatona tão patética”, which fits the song’s blend of vulnerability and attitude. Overall, brutal matches their loud, anxious, queer, football-raging, perpetually-overwhelmed vibe.

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