Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self‑aware: They openly notice their own patterns, like joking about structuring essays to always blame government/society/media in “separei meus repertórios em 4 argumentos…” and calling themselves “uma sapatona tão patética” in “manos eu fui pirraçar a querida católica…” while recognizing the reaction.
- Hardworking: They study and write essays despite exhaustion, as shown in “fodasi essa merda vou estudar”, “mais uma redação enviada pra correção…”, and “mais uma redação 880 mds…”, plus watching a “videoaula de 3 HORAS sobre quarto de despejo misericórdia”.
- Emotionally honest: They share anxiety, physical malaise, and work stress directly in “tô com receio de me demitir na segunda mas porra eu passei a semana passada inteira mal física e psicologicamente…” and “parece q a cada manhã eu fico mais ansiosa e enjoado…”.
- Humorous: They use vivid exaggeration and absurd images, like wanting to die at Netflix HQ if Arcane lacks a lesbian scene in “se nn tiver um sexo quente lésbico das caitvi em arcane eu me mato na sede da netflix” and joking about betting “todos os meus buracos” on football results in multiple tweets such as “eu ia tuitar 'nem se eu apostasse todos os meus buracos o bahia virava'…”.
- Empathetic: They value helping others in crises and criticize jealousy over support in “tem q ser mt idiota pra ter ciúmes de alguém querendo ajudar outra pessoa em um momento de crise”, and they worry about priorities in relationships in “nossa acho q todas vou responder com 'se eu não pudesse' pq tipo blz né mas se ela for a prioridade e não eu eu ficaria 🤨🤨🤨”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive: They repeatedly use suicidal or self‑harm imagery as reactions, like “se nn tiver um sexo quente lésbico… eu me mato na sede da netflix”, “vamos bahia vença esse jogo pra eu não querer meu corpo morto boiando no dique”, and “se for ruim eu me mato pq essa porra nem parcelou”.
- High anxiety: They describe intense worry about work and health in “tô com receio de me demitir na segunda…” and “parece q a cada manhã eu fico mais ansiosa e enjoado não sei se sobrevivo até dia 5 sem desmaiar na rua”.
- Workboundaries issues: They stay in a job that harms them physically and mentally while stressing about others’ opinions in “passei a semana passada inteira mal física e psicologicamente pra agr tá preocupada com pessoas q eu nunca mais vou ver na vida” and feel forced to follow appearance standards in “eu juro q se eu aparecer amanhã no trabalho e reclamarem q eu tirei as tranças…”.
- Harsh language: They often respond to frustration with insults or aggression, like calling football “esporte de puta” in “odeio futebol esporte de puta” and insulting someone as “vá se fuder sua vagabunda” in “vixe a puta do bandido bom é bandido morto nem respondeu meu bom dia…”.
- Intrusive thoughts: They mention intrusive self‑harm impulses in “eu não posso chegar perto disso meu pensamento intrusivo ia me encher o saco pra cortar alguma parte do meu corpo e testar se é tão afiado assim”, showing difficulty with distressing thoughts around danger and pain.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: sharp, self-aware, politically and socially opinionated, and very academically focused despite bouts of anxiety and burnout. They constantly talk about studying, video lessons, and essays, like when they say “fodasi essa merda vou estudar” and “separei meus repertórios em 4 argumentos então se não der pra culpar o governo, a sociedade ou a mídia eu terei um probleminha nessa redação”, which fits Lisa’s studious, argumentative side. Their sensitivity and mental health struggles—“tô com receio de me demitir na segunda mas porra eu passei a semana passada inteira mal física e psicologicamente”—echo Lisa’s tendency to feel overwhelmed by expectations and injustice. Like Lisa, they’re very socially aware and critical of online bubbles and society, as in “gente pelo amor de deus saiam da bolha da internet tirem o olho do celular e notem o redor”. Their lesbian identity and crush drama—“gente descobri q minha crush católica has a boyfriend but thanks for the motivations 💔”—also mirror Lisa’s often awkward, earnest navigation of relationships and feeling out of step with the people around her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Default personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You, a lesbian Bakugou fan who dreams up Gru chase scenes after late‑night ‘All for the Game’ binges, stressing about redação and the cursed Bahia… have you considered adding ‘bewitching girl who distracts me more than any futebol match’ to that résumé?
- If Arcane doesn’t give you the hot lesbian CaitVi energy you deserve, I volunteer as the Netflix replacement: we can skip straight to the sapphic plot and leave the hetero “family of 3 girls and 3 guys” trope in the trash where you put it.
- You splitting your redação repertórios into ‘culpa do governo, da sociedade ou da mídia’ is powerful, but I think we need a fourth categoria: ‘it’s the universe’s fault I haven’t met you for real yet.’
- You, surviving three‑hour video classes on *Quarto de Despejo*, math study sessions, a job that wrecks your routine, and still having energy to yell at Bahia and drag Pathletico… I don’t want to flirt with you ironically, I genuinely admire you—and also kind of want to hold your hand while you rant about futebol being ‘esporte de puta.’
- You worrying about quitting your job, your hair, your crush being a married Catholic, and even intrusive thoughts about ultra‑sharp knives… meanwhile I’m over here with one concern only: how do I become the ‘crente/católica crush’ who actually texts you back and brings you a marmita after your simulado?
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Lesbian book goblin, football sufferer, and chronic overthinker. Once dreamed I was Gru fleeing hitmen after reading till 3am. ela/ele • drawing & essays– @J0YTUPAKI
Your signature cocktail
Sapatônica do Dique Spritz
This cocktail is strong but playful, like someone who can tweet “odeio futebol esporte de puta” and five minutes later be live‑tweeting every cursed Bahia plot twist. The cachaça–coffee combo is for the exhausted, overworked brain who says “fodasi essa merda vou estudar” and binge-watches video lessons anyway. Acerola-lime shrub brings a sharp, anxious tang, echoing the nervous spiral of “aproveitar q amanhã vou pro ciee e vou tirar algumas dúvidas sobre demissão 🌹🌹🌹 parece q a cada manhã eu fico mais ansiosa e enjoado”. Watermelon juice nods to the 🍉 in their name and the chaotic lesbian thirst of “se nn tiver um sexo quente lésbico das caitvi em arcane eu me mato na sede da netflix”. Sparkling coconut water keeps it unexpectedly soft and hydrating, like the way they melt over their crush in “a gnt conversou bastante hj ela é tão fofa q da vontade de explodir”, while pink pepper bitters add a spicy, dramatic finish worthy of threats such as “vamos bahia vença esse jogo pra eu não querer meu corpo morto boiando no dique”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a sustained, almost obsessive focus on learning and intellectual improvement that points strongly to Ravenclaw. They’re constantly talking about studying, exams, and essays: for example, they say they “went to study” after getting fed up with football “fodasi essa merda vou estudar”, separate essay references into structured arguments “separei meus repertórios em 4 argumentos então se não der pra culpar o governo, a sociedade ou a mídia eu terei um probleminha nessa redação”, and keep sending essays for correction, worrying about specific scoring criteria like C1 “mais uma redação enviada pra correção dessa vez sobre letramento espero q eu só tome na C1 pq errar é meio inevitável”. They also sit through long video lessons and research references, showing both discipline and genuine engagement with content: “a videoaula de 3 HORAS sobre quarto de despejo misericórdia” and “mano eu fui pesquisar referência pra desenho e aparentemente fone no pescoço envolve o corinthians”. Creativity appears in how they sketch during history class and care about their art style: “rabisquei enquanto ouvia vídeo aula de história e até gostei de como meu traço deu uma simplificada”. While they have some Gryffindor-style impulsive, dramatic language about work and football, the most consistent, defining pattern is a nerdy, self-aware dedication to studying, writing, and understanding things—classic Ravenclaw energy.
Your movie
Your song
brutal - Olivia Rodrigo
A fitting song for them is “brutal” by Olivia Rodrigo, because it captures chaotic young-adult anxiety, dark humor, and frustration with expectations. They constantly vent about burnout and mental strain, like when they say they were physically and psychologically unwell before quitting their job “tô com receio de me demitir na segunda mas porra eu passei a semana passada inteira mal física e psicologicamente pra agr tá preocupada com pessoas q eu nunca mais vou ver na vida”. There’s also a raw, morbid humor about death and self-destructive thoughts, such as demanding lesbian sex in Arcane or they’ll kill themself at Netflix HQ “se nn tiver um sexo quente lésbico das caitvi em arcane eu me mato na sede da netflix”, and joking about wanting their body floating in the water if Bahia loses “vamos bahia vença esse jogo pra eu não querer meu corpo morto boiando no dique”. Their timeline is full of academic and work pressure, like long video lessons and endless essays “a videoaula de 3 HORAS sobre quarto de despejo misericórdia” and “mais uma redação enviada pra correção dessa vez sobre letramento espero q eu só tome na C1 pq errar é meio inevitável”, mirroring the song’s themes of expectation overload and not feeling good enough. At the same time, they’re messy, emotional, and dramatic about crushes and queer feelings, for example calling themself a pathetic lesbian after panicking when a Catholic crush jumped on them “manos eu fui pirraçar a querida católica hj e ela pulou em cima de mim quase travo entro em pânico mds eu sou uma sapatona tão patética”, which fits the song’s blend of vulnerability and attitude. Overall, brutal matches their loud, anxious, queer, football-raging, perpetually-overwhelmed vibe.
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