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Based on the user's chaotic emotional expression, frequent references to self‑harm and feeling numb, and a rebellious attitude toward parents and health, the best match is Bart Simpson, the mischievous, misunderstood kid. For example, the user writes "its frustrating you keep telling me to just 'tell you whats wrong' im trying hard to think of a way to explain it but theres nothing im sorry" which mirrors Bart's reluctance to open up about his feelings. They also complain about junk food and say "my parents are buying so much junk food bro i got cookies donuts tiramisu DAYUM BRUH MY FATASS CANT TAKE THIS😭😭😭😭😭" echoing Bart's love of snacks and conflict with his parents. The user displays a carefree disregard for safety, e.g., "lowk I only do aftercare just to make sure I don't get caught with blood stains anywhere,,otherwise I don't gaf about infection risks PFFTTT", similar to Bart's reckless behavior. Their frequent emotional outbursts and teenage slang like "lowk" and "bruh" further align with Bart's teenage persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user frequently seeks interaction, e.g., "spending more of my time on twt and its making my days feel way better I LOVE INTERACTING WITH OOMFS LUV U ALLLL" shows extraverted energy. Their language focuses on concrete sensations, as seen in "blood leaves a metallic sensation in my mouth and it tastes so salty" and "artificial sugar runs through my blood and is what pumps my heart", indicating a Sensing preference. They make decisions based on personal values and emotions, evident from "I have my full gratitude to all the nurses... I graciously appreciate this!!!❤️❤️❤️" and "everythings okay im loved despite my appearance", reflecting a Feeling orientation. Their posts are spontaneous and unstructured, such as "maybe i should do an intro but im pretty lazy pfft" and "i lowk want to do a sesh today but im at an appointment rn", which points to a Perceiving lifestyle.

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Anime fan, coffee enthusiast & aspiring barista—once doodled a latte art masterpiece. Healing self-harm survivor, sharing mental-health tips. #Hope– @j311ycuube

Your signature cocktail
The drink blends sweet strawberry syrup with crisp apple juice, echoing the tweet “artificial sugar runs through my blood” and “hospital apple juice is so good”. A dash of iron‑infused bitters adds a metallic edge, mirroring “blood leaves a metallic sensation in my mouth and it tastes so salty”. Vodka provides a clean base, while the mini ice popsicle garnish nods to the bio’s “take an ice popsicle”. The cocktail’s layered flavors also reflect the user’s chaotic mix of aftercare and self‑harm, as they say “I lowk only do aftercare just to make sure I don’t get caught with blood stains”. Finally, the bright pink hue and sweet finish capture the “Strawberry Monster” vibe they mention in “I have such crazy heart palpitations everyday honor to the strawberry monster”.

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The user shows a strong focus on self‑preservation and personal gain, as seen when they write 'I don't gaf about infection risks PFFTTT' and 'I lowk avoid beans cuz I don’t wanna deal with it afterwards,' which aligns with Slytherin’s resourcefulness. They repeatedly prioritize their own desires over others, saying 'praying for another sesh' and 'if someone punched my jaw rn I lowk wouldn’t feel it that much,' reflecting a pragmatic, self‑centered mindset typical of Slytherins. Their dismissive attitude toward authority and rules, exemplified by 'Screw all of u' and 'lowk don’t want to take antidepressants,' further underscores the Slytherin trait of cunning self‑interest. Although they occasionally show gratitude, the dominant pattern of self‑focus and strategic disregard for norms points to Slytherin.

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The user repeatedly describes feeling disconnected and physically numb, as in "I CANT FEEL MY FACE" and "i have a really hard time expressing how i feel im sorry i cant say anything". Their posts about self‑harm, aftercare, and the constant need for "sesh" convey a desperate search for relief, mirroring the song’s theme of emotional numbness and longing for something to break through. The lyric "All I want is to be…" resonates with their desire for understanding and acceptance, highlighted by tweets like "I have my full gratitude to all the nurses giving me an ekg..." and "i lowk want more moots". Overall, the song’s haunting melody and lyrics about feeling numb and yearning for connection fit the tone of their timeline.

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