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Homer Simpson, despite his often-bumbling nature, is a passionate fan of his favorite sports team, the Springfield Isotopes, and is known for his sarcastic humor and his tendency to criticize things he doesn't understand. Just like Homer, Tom is a passionate fan of Manchester United, often expressing his joy and disappointment in a very straightforward manner, as seen in tweets like 'Fucking get in [picture]' and 'Goodbye Erik Ten Hag. Thanks for the brief respite of positivity before the worst season I've ever seen [picture]'. He also shares Homer's tendency for sarcasm and his critical observations of society, politics, and social media.

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Socialist, software engineer, Manchester United fan, Lancashire and England cricket enthusiast. I'm a bit of a cynic, but I'm always up for a good laugh. Follow me for my hot takes on everything from politics to football.– @JaapSam

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Tom's cynicism, his critical nature, and his ambition to succeed in his chosen field align with the characteristics of Slytherin house. He often criticizes politicians, social media platforms, and products, showing a shrewdness and a desire to expose flaws. His passion for his favorite teams and his determination to see them succeed also reflect the ambition and drive associated with Slytherin. For instance, he criticizes the performance of his favorite football team, 'Goodbye Erik Ten Hag. Thanks for the brief respite of positivity before the worst season I've ever seen [picture]', and expresses his frustration with the current state of politics, 'Every politician since 10 AD has promised this [picture]'. These traits, combined with his self-awareness and his willingness to call out hypocrisy, make him a strong candidate for Slytherin.

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This iconic rock anthem captures Tom's cynicism and his frustration with the world. The song's lyrics about betrayal, jealousy, and the feeling of being left behind resonate with Tom's critical observations of society and his tendency to express his discontent with social media and political events. For instance, his tweet 'This site is a fucking cesspit [picture]' reflects the song's theme of disillusionment, while his criticisms of politicians and social media platforms echo the song's themes of betrayal and manipulation.

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