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Your Simpsons character
Much like Milhouse, this user displays a deep-seated insecurity and a desperate, often unsuccessful need for validation from others, specifically through “vagueposting to try and see if that person cares!”. They share Milhouse's frequent role as the 'victim' of their social circle, constantly lamenting that “i feel like im begging for attention” and struggling with extreme sensitivity. Their digital presence mirrors Milhouse's emotional volatility and the way he clings to specific people, seen when they tweet, “i hate him i wished he cared”. Ultimately, both the user and the Simpsons character are defined by a cycle of self-pity and an intense, anxious desire to be seen as 'cool' or worthy by their peers.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user demonstrates a strong Introverted and Feeling orientation, frequently retreating into internal emotional turmoil and expressing a deep, often painful, sensitivity to others' perceived indifference, as seen when they tweet “why am i so sensitive 😂😂😂”. Their focus is heavily Intuitive, dwelling on abstract self-perceptions and the symbolic meaning of their struggles rather than objective reality, often “vagueposting” to probe for emotional connections. The Perceiving trait is evident in their erratic, spontaneous shifts in direction, such as suddenly deciding “i think im gonna enter recovery ❤️🩹” only to announce “guess who’s quitting recovery!!!” shortly after. Ultimately, their tweets reveal a personality driven by intense, fluctuating internal values and a desperate search for authentic validation, which is characteristic of an unhealthy or turbulent INFP.

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Digital artist and Gachiakuta enthusiast. I enjoy long sketching sessions, exploring new creative aesthetics, and spending time with friends. Always learning.– @jabbaofshedtwt

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This drink captures the chaotic 'rebrand' of a user who oscillates between “cutecore” aesthetics and intense emotional volatility. The base of high-proof vodka and bitters reflects their dangerous impulsivity, specifically the desire to see “what if. i had vodka AND my meds peak idea right”. The pink syrup and glitter mask the bitterness, much like how they try to “act normal just so i can stop being so self centered”. Finally, the milkshake floater adds a touch of regression and comfort, as they admit “milkshakes always bring me comfort and i love them so much”, even while they struggle with the declaration that they are “quitting recovery!!!”.

Your Hogwarts House
Jabber exhibits the self-preservation and calculated social testing common in Slytherin, frequently admitting to manipulative behaviors to gauge the loyalty of others, such as having the “uncontrollable urge to make people upset so i can see if theh care abt me”. Their ambition is channeled through extreme self-discipline and goal-setting within their niche community, seen when “moving my ugw to 90Ib”. This resourcefulness extends to managing their own medical treatment to suit their personal objectives, specifically planning to “beg my doctor to get rid of my meds so i can fast”. Ultimately, their focus on personal status and the selective isolation of their social circle for specific goals reflects a quintessential, albeit troubled, Slytherin nature.

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This song perfectly captures the user's intense struggle with body image and the self-destructive cycle of an eating disorder. The lyrics mirror their obsession with weight and the feeling of never being thin enough, as seen when they state, “i had gone back into recovery but i couldnt handle seeing that weight gain. i looked disgusting. sooooosooso im fasting and im gonna make it to 90Ibs!!!”. They frequently express deep self-loathing and a desire for external validation, tweeting, “i have the uncontrollable urge to make people upset so i can see if theh care abt me”. The song's themes of physical inadequacy and emotional volatility align with their claim that “all i can think abt is my weight and not eating”. Ultimately, both the song and the user's feed reflect a painful, hyper-fixated battle between the desire to be 'perfect' and the reality of mental exhaustion.

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