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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, dramatic, politically aware, and very online. Like Lisa, they slip between joking chaos and serious reflection, going from loud all‑caps reactions like “BAUSCHFNSKNCNDKNDCJSKANAHAAUJAABAHAHAHABJANXNXKAMAMAMAKAAMSSKAKLALA” to thoughtful, almost melancholic nostalgia such as “São memórias tão simples, mas eu amo tanto elas”. Their frustration with politics in “Eu ODEIO época de eleição puta merda” mirrors Lisa’s early, intense political consciousness. They show strong emotional intelligence and protectiveness over others, calling out bad relationship behavior in “Como você continua falando com esse cara sabendo dessas merdas porra o cara é obviamente um lixo”, just as Lisa often moralizes about people’s choices. Their love for niche aesthetics and fandoms, like celebrating a successful gyaru make in “PRIMEIRA MAKE GYARU MINHA QUE DA CERTOOO”, also matches Lisa’s artsy, slightly off‑mainstream side. Finally, their non-binary pride in “O MUNDO É DOS NÃO BINARIE PORRA” fits Lisa’s tendency to challenge norms and embrace progressive identities.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as Extraverted: there’s constant live-commentary about friends, family, neighbors and social chaos, and they seem energized by it, e.g. joking about classmates and friends in “Eu juntei uma dupla perigosa agora 🙄🙄🙄” and enjoying the whole family on the timeline in “Eita a família todinha juntando no twitter amo”. Their humor and thinking style are strongly Intuitive: they play with hypotheticals and patterns rather than just facts, like wanting the darker original concept of Zootopia in “Eu daria tudo pra ver um filme do plot original de zootopia pra traumatizar criança mesmo” and riffing on the meaning of a simple “ae” in “Eu sempre soube que esse ‘ae’ tinha significado”. They clearly lead with Feeling over detached logic, reacting to people as “boy lixo” in “Que boy lixo” and being hurt when old connections fade in “Fico meio tristinho quando comento e a pessoa lembra com muita dificuldade…”. Finally, they are highly Perceiving: impulsive, reactive and flexible rather than structured or planned, complaining about alarms and chaos in “Meu alarme não tocou????” and frequently narrating spur‑of‑the‑moment feelings like “Quero ir pra minha CASAAA” and “Eu quero vomitar esse negócio tá amargando”. Putting this together, their expressive, imaginative, emotion-driven and spontaneous style fits best with ENFP.

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Nonbinary storyteller powered by brega funk, family chaos & bad Uber routes. Once nearly died by accident and still showed up with perfect gyaru makeup.– @Jacakskdx03

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is named for their moon-themed vibe and dramatic musical outbursts, like belting “THERE’S NOTHING I CAN DO MY HEART IS CHAINED TO YOU…” in all caps “THERE’S NOTHING I CAN DO MY HEART IS CHAINED TO YOU…”, hence the Chain Reaction. The cachaça with lime and pepper reflects their sharp, chaotic humor and frequent swearing, from “Eu ODEIO época de eleição puta merda” to “Pqpfudeu caralho”. Purple grape juice nods to their goth/alt aesthetic and gyaru experiments, like “A gótica e a mana cria recifense” and “PRIMEIRA MAKE GYARU MINHA QUE DA CERTOOO”. Sparkling tonic adds a slightly bitter fizz for their constant mix of exhaustion and sarcasm, seen in “Deu um cansaço em mim parece que eu não dormi nada o fim de semana inteira” and “O mundinho hétero é tão sem graça”. Passion fruit pulp represents their intense feelings and chaotic family drama energy, like “Irmãos mais novos são uma coisa né” and “A vovó toda feliz pq conseguiu a receita para fazer o uso medicinal da verdinha”. Finally, silver edible glitter mirrors their non-binary shine and loud self-affirmation in “O MUNDO É DOS NÃO BINARIE PORRA”, making the drink as unapologetically sparkly as they are.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in their tweets is warmth, attachment, and loyalty to people around them rather than self-aggrandizing ambition or cerebral detachment. They often center family affection and small shared memories, like when they talk about missing simple moments and wanting to relive them: “Tem certas coisas que eu faria de tudo pra reviver dnv” and “São memórias tão simples, mas eu amo tanto elas”. They also show obvious fondness and patience with relatives, joking affectionately about their grandmother and parents rather than mocking them: “A vovó toda feliz pq conseguiu a receita para fazer o uso medicinal da verdinha Já ri tanto com ela” and “A mamãe vai me pagar tá vendo papai, aprenda”. Even in annoyance, they frame things through relationships and fairness, like being frustrated but still emotionally engaged with friends’ bad relationships: “Como você continua falando com esse cara sabendo dessas merdas porra o cara é obviamente um lixo”. There is humor and some impulsive outbursts, but almost never a focus on personal glory or cold strategy; instead, they value emotional bonds, shared jokes, and a sense of community (e.g., “Eita a família todinha juntando no twitter amo”). That blend of loyalty, emotional sincerity, and everyday kindness is quintessentially Hufflepuff.

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A fitting song for them is “Teenage Dream” because their timeline mixes intense feelings, queer identity, and chaotic humor in a very youthful, dramatic way. They’re openly queer and non-binary, proudly tweeting “O MUNDO É DOS NÃO BINARIE PORRA”, and the song’s carefree, rebellious romantic energy aligns with that self-assuredness. Their life is full of melodramatic little crises and overstated emotions—like complaining about election season in “Eu ODEIO época de eleição puta merda” and joking they’ll be “run over” before 30 in “Eu sou atropelado antes disso”—which matches the song’s over-the-top, all‑or‑nothing vibe. They also show a soft, nostalgic side talking about simple memories and family in “São memórias tão simples, mas eu amo tanto elas”, echoing the song’s romanticized view of youth and connection. Overall, Teenage Dream captures their mix of queer joy, emotional intensity, and slightly chaotic, heart-on-sleeve living.

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