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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, this user is a sensitive and deeply introspective individual who often feels isolated by their own high expectations and intelligence. Lark expresses a similar sense of alienation and academic/personal pressure, lamenting, “i try so hard to be someone sweet and gentle and likable but im not”. Both share a tendency toward existential sadness and a desire to be valued for their inner self, as seen when Lark writes, “i just want to bleed out for once in my life... i want people to worry and take care of me”. Despite their struggles, they both possess a poetic, artistic soul that craves connection, though they often feel like they are “not bad enough for the people who are actually sick but im far too disgusting for everyone normal”. Ultimately, the user’s frequent venting and complex emotional landscape mirror the more melancholic episodes of The Simpsons where Lisa feels misunderstood by those around her.

Your MBTI personality Type
Lark exhibits clear Introversion (I) and Intuition (N), focusing on internal emotional landscapes and abstract metaphors of self-decay, such as “i'm just meat without a soul without a brain without anything”. Their strong Feeling (F) preference is evident in their deep preoccupation with personal values and the impact they have on others, seen when they lament, “i try so hard to be someone sweet and gentle and likable but im not deep down i just fuckigng hate myself”. Finally, they demonstrate Perceiving (P) through spontaneous, unfiltered emotional venting and a lack of structured routine, often tweeting about losing track of items or sudden impulses, like “i just dropped my blade and lost it lol im useless”. This combination suggests an INFP profile characterized by intense internal feeling and a struggle to reconcile their perceived identity with their ideal self.

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Digital artist and enthusiast of cozy aesthetics. Once tried to bake a soufflé and ended up with a pancake, but the taste was 10/10. Here for the community! 🌿– @jackalarke

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This cocktail captures the internal conflict of a 15-year-old who feels like 'just meat without a soul without a brain'. The bittersweet gin mirrors the guilt of a 'pretty pathetic achievement' like staying clean for two days, while the sour apple reflects a 'rotten and poisonous' self-image. The blood orange provides a deep, 'gaping' color to symbolize the physical release they seek, yet the soda water keeps the drink light, representing the desire to be an 'empty shell behind without anyone noticing'. It is a drink for someone who feels they are 'not bad enough for the people who are actually sick' but too far gone for the 'normal' world.

Your Hogwarts House
Lark exhibits the raw, reckless impulsivity and intensity often found in the shadow side of Gryffindor, particularly through their unfiltered emotional honesty and a desire to prove their strength or endurance. This is evident in their fixation on achieving deeper wounds, such as when they claim “oh yeaaa who said i cant get to deep styro with a fuckass school pencil sharpener blade”. Their self-perception is tied to a tragic sense of bravery and a longing to be cared for, seen in the quote “i just want to bleed out for once in my life... i want people to worry and take care of me”. Even when faced with the consequences of their actions, such as when they realize “its bleeding so much ewww ew rw”, they maintain a focus on the sensory intensity and immediate experience characteristic of an impulsive, feeling-driven Gryffindor profile.

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The user expresses a profound desire to detach from their physical form, echoing the song's themes of self-loathing and somatic dissociation. They explicitly state, “i wish i could just. die mentally but leave an empty husk of my body on earth”, mirroring the lyrics about shedding one's skin and spirit. Their posts frequently focus on the physical degradation of their body, describing it as “just meat without a soul” and expressing disgust toward their own appearance. Furthermore, their struggle with self-harm and the feeling that “there is literally no fixing any part of me” aligns with the track's desperate plea to be released from the burden of a physical existence they find “rotten and poisonous”.

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