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Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
John’s love for beer, chaotic antics, and humorous self-awareness make him a perfect match for Homer Simpson. Like Homer, John often finds himself in absurd situations, such as 'The chili I had is causing a third round before my metrics test'. His tweet 'The boys have multiple corona buckets to finish tn' mirrors Homer’s love for a good time with friends. Both are lovable, funny, and a little messy.

Your MBTI personality Type
John embodies the ESFP type: extroverted, sensing, feeling, and perceiving. His extroversion is evident in his love for socializing, as seen in 'The boys have multiple corona buckets to finish tn'. His sensing side shows in his focus on immediate experiences, like 'First of three exams this week... drunk for a week straight in Punta'. His feeling side comes through in his loyalty to BC Birdball, as seen in 'All birdball does is make me cry'. Finally, his perceiving trait is clear in his spontaneous, chaotic lifestyle, such as 'The chili I had is causing a third round before my metrics test'.

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BC Birdball’s #1 fan | College chaos enthusiast | Lover of beer, baseball, and bad decisions | Chronic over-sharer | Never forget the chili before metrics.– @JackingJohnsons

Your signature cocktail
The 'Birdball Brew' captures John’s love for BC Birdball and his chaotic party energy. Corona beer reflects his go-to drink, as seen in 'The boys have multiple corona buckets to finish tn'. Tequila adds a bold kick, matching his adventurous spirit in tweets like 'First of three exams this week... drunk for a week straight in Punta'. Lime juice and a salt rim bring a refreshing twist, just like his humorous tweets. It’s the perfect drink for a Birdball superfan.

Your Hogwarts House
John’s bold, chaotic energy fits Gryffindor. His tweet 'The boys have multiple corona buckets to finish tn' shows his adventurous side, while 'Basically told her we’re division 1 athletes at the club level' highlights his confidence. His loyalty to BC Birdball, as seen in 'All birdball does is make me cry', reflects Gryffindor’s value of dedication. While he’s not always the most organized, his courage and zest for life shine through.

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John’s chaotic humor and love for fun align with the upbeat, slightly absurd vibe of 'All Star'. His tweet 'The boys have multiple corona buckets to finish tn' reflects the song’s carefree spirit. His self-deprecating humor, like 'Walked across campus with my backpack completely open think I might kill myself', matches the playful tone of the song. It’s a fitting anthem for his energetic, chaotic life.

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