JackingJohnsons
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: John’s tweets, such as 'Walked across campus with my backpack completely open think I might kill myself', show his ability to find humor in everyday mishaps.
- Loyal: His unwavering support for BC Birdball, as seen in 'BC birdball kicks off in less than a week now. Expecting big things this season', reflects his loyalty.
- Social: John’s frequent tweets about hanging out with friends, like 'The boys have multiple corona buckets to finish tn', show his love for socializing.
- Self-Aware: He often pokes fun at himself, such as 'Guys will get a mustache and put on a corduroy jacket and act like they own the world (im definitely not talking about myself)'.
- Optimistic: John’s tweet 'You know I really think I aced this one!' after an exam shows his hopeful attitude, even in uncertain situations.
Weaknesses:
- Chaotic: His tweet 'The chili I had is causing a third round before my metrics test' shows a lack of planning and impulsive behavior.
- Procrastinator: John’s struggles with studying, like 'FUCK I can’t study for my midterms because of the ceremony', highlight his tendency to get distracted.
- Overconfident: His tweet 'Basically told her we’re division 1 athletes at the club level' shows his tendency to exaggerate or embellish.
- Overindulgent: His frequent tweets about drinking, like 'The boys have multiple corona buckets to finish tn', suggest he sometimes overdoes it.
- Dramatic: His tweet 'Barber said he’s leaving after this year. This might be worse than a breakup' shows his tendency to exaggerate minor inconveniences.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
John’s love for beer, chaotic antics, and humorous self-awareness make him a perfect match for Homer Simpson. Like Homer, John often finds himself in absurd situations, such as 'The chili I had is causing a third round before my metrics test'. His tweet 'The boys have multiple corona buckets to finish tn' mirrors Homer’s love for a good time with friends. Both are lovable, funny, and a little messy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
John embodies the ESFP type: extroverted, sensing, feeling, and perceiving. His extroversion is evident in his love for socializing, as seen in 'The boys have multiple corona buckets to finish tn'. His sensing side shows in his focus on immediate experiences, like 'First of three exams this week... drunk for a week straight in Punta'. His feeling side comes through in his loyalty to BC Birdball, as seen in 'All birdball does is make me cry'. Finally, his perceiving trait is clear in his spontaneous, chaotic lifestyle, such as 'The chili I had is causing a third round before my metrics test'.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you BC Birdball? Because you’ve got my heart on the field.
- Are you a Corona bucket? Because I’d finish you off with the boys any day.
- Are you Punta Cana? Because I’ve been counting down the days to see you.
- You must be a metrics test, because you’re all I can think about (even if I’m not prepared for you).
- Are you my barber? Because I’d be devastated if you ever left me.
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BC Birdball’s #1 fan | College chaos enthusiast | Lover of beer, baseball, and bad decisions | Chronic over-sharer | Never forget the chili before metrics.– @JackingJohnsons
Your signature cocktail
Birdball Brew
The 'Birdball Brew' captures John’s love for BC Birdball and his chaotic party energy. Corona beer reflects his go-to drink, as seen in 'The boys have multiple corona buckets to finish tn'. Tequila adds a bold kick, matching his adventurous spirit in tweets like 'First of three exams this week... drunk for a week straight in Punta'. Lime juice and a salt rim bring a refreshing twist, just like his humorous tweets. It’s the perfect drink for a Birdball superfan.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
John’s bold, chaotic energy fits Gryffindor. His tweet 'The boys have multiple corona buckets to finish tn' shows his adventurous side, while 'Basically told her we’re division 1 athletes at the club level' highlights his confidence. His loyalty to BC Birdball, as seen in 'All birdball does is make me cry', reflects Gryffindor’s value of dedication. While he’s not always the most organized, his courage and zest for life shine through.
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All Star - Smash Mouth
John’s chaotic humor and love for fun align with the upbeat, slightly absurd vibe of 'All Star'. His tweet 'The boys have multiple corona buckets to finish tn' reflects the song’s carefree spirit. His self-deprecating humor, like 'Walked across campus with my backpack completely open think I might kill myself', matches the playful tone of the song. It’s a fitting anthem for his energetic, chaotic life.
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