jackrabbitrexie
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Radical Honesty: They repeatedly disclose intimate struggles in tweets like 'Having an ed while also hating wasting food is not for the weak' and 'At the hospital rn', showing a refusal to hide truth.
- Imaginative: Dreams like 'the world was made out of shredded swordfish guts' and playful lines like 'flirt with Skyrim npcs' demonstrate a vivid, creative inner life.
- Resilient: Despite hospital visits and low BMIs ('IM FINALLY IN THE BMI 16s'), they keep engaging with life — walking, music, and small projects — which shows persistence.
- Playful: Advice like 'If hate walking I suggest listening to the soundtrack of your favourite game' and jokes about 'yumeshipper' show a light, playful side that eases heavy topics.
- Self-awareness: They notice patterns in themselves — 'I was THIS close to going back on adhd meds but I fucking yapped to my psych about my ed' — indicating reflective thinking about health decisions.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsivity: Buying bleach and getting snakebites in quick succession ('I BOUGHT HAIR BLEACH... I JUST GOT SNAKEBITES') shows a tendency to act fast without full pause.
- Self-criticism: Harsh self-talk like 'I feel so fat I just want to die' and 'I fucking hate myself' indicates a brutal inner critic that colors much of their feed.
- Health-risking: Several posts normalize extreme ED behaviors ('liquid fasts', 'IM FINALLY IN THE BMI 16s') and risky questions about lax use, pointing to dangerous patterns.
- Emotional volatility: Rapid mood swings — from 'OH MYGOD WHAT NO PLEASE' to 'OHEMGEE YAYYYY' to hospital visits — reveal quick, intense emotional shifts.
- Overexposure: Sharing very personal and triggering details publicly ('Ive had 4 people dress my self harm wounds…') can invite harm and reduce privacy.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa's sensitivity, moral weight, and occasional social awkwardness mirror jackrabbit: both are thoughtful, prone to worry, and culturally literate, and both use art and music to cope. Lisa's earnestness and tendency to feel out of step with others match tweets like 'I feel so fat I just want to die' and the earnest love of niche music 'God i fucking love xiu xiu.' While jackrabbit is edgier and more impulsive, Lisa's core of introspective compassion lines up with their need for understanding and acceptance.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Introverted: they frequently retreat into solitary coping like long walks and late-night streams of thought ('Not gonna be able to sleep tonight so I’m gonna stay up til sunrise and go on a walk'), suggesting energy from alone time. Intuitive: their vivid dreams and surreal imagination ('the world was made out of shredded swordfish guts') show abstract, symbolic thinking. Feeling: emotional honesty ('I feel so fat I just want to die', 'I fucking hate myself') and value-driven posts about food and self mean they lead with feelings. Perceiving: impulsive choices (hair bleach, snakebites, last-minute fasting or binges) and flexible routines ('liquid fasts I underestimated you') display a spontaneous, adaptable style. Those four combine into an INFP profile: a sensitive, creative, and sometimes chaotic inner world expressed online.
Some pickup lines for you
- 'If you were a Skyrim NPC I'd skip the dialogue wheel and marry you—also, can we roleplay getting lost on the way to the mall together?'
- 'I may be a rabbit, but I promise not to nibble your heart — unless you want me to, carrot thief.'
- 'You like ice cream? Because I just ate a tub and there's room in my heart (and my next tub) for you.'
- 'I can't promise impulse control (I bought hair bleach at 3am) but I can promise to hold your hand on a two-hour walk to the mall.'
- 'We could duet Xiu Xiu songs quietly in the dark while pretending we're emo wizards—I'll bring the piercings, you bring the carrots.'
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Your new Twitter bio
rabbit-energy • he/him • open about mental health & recovery • alt music nerd (Xiu Xiu stan) • impulsive piercings & hair experiments • walks, games, and surreal dreams • private account @jackrabbitpriv– @jackrabbitrexie
Your signature cocktail
The Omad Rabbit
The 'Omad Rabbit' nods to their rabbit identity ('im a rabbit give me carrots') and recurring ice-cream comfort ('Im omading ice cream now'), mixing comforting sweetness with a tiny edge (carrot vodka) for their experimental streak ('I BOUGHT HAIR BLEACH... I JUST GOT SNAKEBITES'). The sparkle captures dreamlike surrealism ('the world was made out of shredded swordfish guts'), while the fizzy water keeps it light — an odd, affectionate sip for someone who lives between impulse and ritual.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff fits because jackrabbit shows loyalty to small comforts, a strong work-at-it approach to managing life, and kindness masked in bluntness: 'Having an ed while also hating wasting food is not for the weak' reads as a humble, earthy confession rather than a showy virtue. Their willingness to keep trying 'Fixing my sleep tn' and go on long therapeutic walks ('I think im gonna walk to the mall tmrw') echoes Hufflepuff steadiness. They're not playing for glory — they show up, struggle, and keep going, which is very Hufflepuff.
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Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up) - Florence + The Machine
Florence's 'Rabbit Heart' combines fragile vulnerability and dramatic emotional intensity in a way that matches jackrabbit's confessional, theatrical tweets: they literally identify as a rabbit ('im a rabbit give me carrots') and oscillate between despair and fevered excitement ('I feel so fat I just want to die' vs 'GOD keep giving me dopamine IM GONNA CUMMMM!!!!'). The song feels both delicate and urgent, which fits their feed.
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