Jacob_P_Gould
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Political Insight: Calls out Labour's 28‑page filibuster amendment and details RMA reform, showing deep policy awareness.
- Humorous Satire: Creates jokes like "A vote for Chris Hipkins will make John Tamihere Prime Minister" and frequent "lmao" memes.
- Content Diversity: Posts about NZ politics, video games (KOTOR), music, tattoos, AI, and soccer, demonstrating varied interests.
- Visual Engagement: Accompanies most points with images or quoted tweets, e.g., the RMA reform picture series.
- Critical Thinking: Questions party structures, e.g., "What the fuck is collective leadership," and critiques right‑wing debate tactics.
Weaknesses:
- Profanity Overuse: Uses words like "fucking" and "shitty" in many tweets, e.g., "THIS AREN'T FUCKING AI CREATING CUTSCENES."
- Dismissive Tone: Mocks opponents with sarcasm, such as "Conservatives be like..." without offering constructive rebuttal.
- Bias Confirmation: Repeatedly praises preferred side, e.g., "Based. Actually just straight up buying Ukraine weapons" and supportive Labour commentary.
- Image Dependence: Relies on pictures and quoted tweets, often leaving little explanatory text, seen in numerous image‑only posts.
- Tone Inconsistency: Alternates between serious policy critique and frivolous jokes, like "Happy RMA Death Announcement Day!" alongside analytical threads.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Jacob's bio shows he's a law student with strong political interest, often critiquing government policies, similar to Lisa's activist side. His tweet "Labour proposing 28 pages of nothing filibustering amendments again. What a waste of time." shows his sharp political commentary, while "The urge to get another tattoo is real" reveals his personal expression, echoing Lisa's blend of intellect and creativity. He frequently uses sarcasm and pop‑culture references, e.g., "Knights of the Old Republic successor with Casey Hudson at the head is like my dream game," mirroring Lisa's love of music and geeky interests. His concern for justice is evident in "Can't wait for European police to start corruption raids on FIFA again," reflecting Lisa's moral compass. Overall, Jacob's mix of academic focus, political activism, and witty, meme‑savvy commentary matches Lisa Simpson best.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Jacob’s tweets show a strong internal focus, often reflecting on his own feelings and thoughts rather than seeking external interaction (e.g., “I feel like I need a trip to go touch some grass after just reading that.”). He prefers abstract, future‑oriented speculation and pattern‑recognition, as seen in lines like “I wonder how Simon Bridges would poll if he came back” and the critique of “collective leadership.” His decision‑making is logical and analytical, evident in blunt assessments such as “What the fuck is collective leadership. That sounds like the worst possible structure for a political party.” Finally, he demonstrates a structured, goal‑oriented approach to politics and policy, frequently discussing detailed reforms and strategic moves (“Labour proposing 28 pages of nothing filibustering amendments again. What a waste of time.”), which aligns with a Judging preference.
Some pickup lines for you
- Jacob, as a law student I'd draft a clause that makes you the sole defendant in the case of 'Stealing My Heart' - guilty as charged!
- Are you an Aston Villa striker? Because you just scored a perfect goal straight into the stadium of my feelings.
- If love were an RMA reform, you'd be the best provision - protecting my heart from any unwanted development.
- Let's skip the AI-generated cutscenes and write our own Knights of the Old Republic adventure - where the romance is the final boss.
- You said you're itching for a new tattoo - how about a tiny kiwi and a gavel, inked together as a permanent law-and-love pact!
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Your new Twitter bio
Christchurch law student, political watchdog & meme curator. (Once argued a meme in moot court). AVFC fan, future tattoo collector. he/him– @Jacob_P_Gould
Your signature cocktail
Mamdani Mule
The Mamdani Mule captures Jacob’s fierce political commentary and Kiwi pride with a bold ginger‑beer fizz and a splash of fresh lime that cuts like his quick‑fire tweets, such as "Man. The Mamdani team has to have basically pivoted straight to Lander. This is just perfect messaging and tone. Nailed it once again." The smooth sweetness of Manuka honey mirrors his legal mind smoothing complex policy debates, evident in his rant about "Labour proposing 28 pages of nothing filibustering amendments again. What a waste of time." A tart lime edge reflects his sharp sarcasm about tech, as seen in his tweet "THIS AREN'T FUCKING AI CREATING CUTSCENES. THEY'RE AI COPYING CUTSCENES AND SPITTING THEM BACK AT YOU WITH A SHIT FILTER." The kiwi garnish ties the drink to his New Zealand roots, echoing his frequent "RMA Reform" posts. Together the ingredients blend the worlds of law, politics, gaming and AI that define his online persona.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user frequently analyses political power moves, such as "Lmao National is gonna bully Labour into ruling Craig Renney as finance minister over the campaign for sure". They express ambition to shape elite political teams, as seen in "Labour appointing a new generation of superstar brain trust. Gary Payinda, Craig Renney, Michael Wood, Helen White, Sophie Handford". Their focus on strategic messaging is evident in "Man. The Mamdani team has to have basically pivoted straight to Lander. This is just perfect messaging and tone. Nailed it once again". These patterns of ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness align most closely with Slytherin values.
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Your song
Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
Jacob’s tweets are saturated with anti‑establishment sarcasm and profanity, echoing the defiant chorus “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me” that defines “Killing in the Name.” He repeatedly calls out political figures and parties – for example, “Conservatives be like 'They asked for a little extra toppings so I called them slurs and then got fired. Please fundraise me a million dollars.'” and “Labour proposing 28 pages of nothing filibustering amendments again.” His frustration with AI‑generated content (“THESE AREN'T FUCKING AI CREATING CUTSCENES. THEY'RE AI COPYING CUTSCENES AND SPITTING THEM BACK AT YOU WITH A SHIT FILTER.”) mirrors the song’s raw rejection of control. The aggressive, rebellious energy of the track also fits his love of intense gaming experiences like “Knights of the Old Republic” and “Fallout.” Overall, the song’s relentless, protest‑driven anthem matches Jacob’s political ranting, meme‑filled sarcasm, and unapologetic tone.
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