Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep, consistent love for Twice, Katy Perry, K‑pop and pop culture, e.g. “feliz ano novo vocês. ... stan Twice” and “Twice, pelo amor de deus, come to Brazil só em 2027”.
- Emotionally expressive: Comfortably shares strong feelings using caps, emojis and repetition, like “MEU MINALISA TÁ VIVOOOOOOO 😭😭😭...” and “FINALLY 😭😭😭...”.
- Socially engaged: Interacts a lot with quoted tweets, fandom discourse and friends, e.g. “parabéns minhas meninas. eu sou tão feliz por fazer parte disso.” and “I GOT THE FFFFFFFF BEST BF IN THE WHOLE F WORLD”.
- Humorous commentary: Uses irony and jokes to comment on life, like “a vida é uma merda, mas ser gostoso resolveria 90% dos meus problemas” and “procuro vaga de emprego que pague em ozempic ou mounjaro”.
- Culturally aware: References Brazilian TV, BBB, series, and music critically, e.g. “como pode a Carol de Pluribus ser a protagonista mais chata de 2025” and “previsão pra 2026: Harry Styles vai lançar o melhor álbum do ano”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses aggressive or vulgar phrasing, such as “pop crave can suck my dick” and “eu nunca vi uma pessoa tão pick me em toda minha vida vtnc”.
- Conflict‑oriented: Engages in call‑outs and public frustration, like “e aí Vitty, cadê tua voz agora?” and critical replies such as “por que não fala isso em português já que esse tweet é direcionado aos brasileiros...”.
- Self‑neglecting habits: Openly prioritizes heavy drinking and avoids healthier choices, e.g. “não existe a mínima possibilidade de um dia eu parar de beber... eu quero ter uma destilaria inteira”.
- Negative self‑image: Talks down about himself or his life, like “a vida é uma merda, mas ser gostoso resolveria 90% dos meus problemas” and “preciso sair mais de casa, tô começando a ficar desgraçado da cabeça”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets intense reactions in all caps and long emoji strings, for example “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... me tonight” and the exaggerated celebration in “MEU MINALISA TÁ VIVOOOOOOO 😭😭😭...”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: smart, emotionally intense, very online about pop culture, and constantly overthinking everything. Like Lisa, they’re passionate and idealistic (K‑pop, pop divas, TV and film criticism), but also cynical and self-aware, as in “a vida é uma merda, mas ser gostoso resolveria 90% dos meus problemas” and “ppl trying so damn hard to be super funny are gonna die alone”. Their obvious love of learning, media, and culture shows up in long opinions about series and movies, like the thread starting with “Pecadores: o melhor, sem discussão. A Meia irmã Feia: bizarro, mas incrível…”. At the same time, they’re emotionally open and dramatic, using a lot of crying and screaming, such as “MEU MINALISA TÁ VIVOOOOOOO 😭😭😭…” and “FINALLY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭…”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to feel things very deeply. Even their mix of political/cultural frustration and hope, in tweets like “eu amo nosso povo, nossa história e nosso talento ❤️” and “mais matérias pras crianças estudarem? porra, elas vão odiar o Brasil”, mirrors Lisa’s blend of activism, criticism, and love for her community.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage with pop culture discourse, fandoms, and reality shows, reacting loudly and theatrically, e.g. the all‑caps enthusiasm in “VEM AÍ PORRAAAAAAAAAAA” and sharing their relationship publicly in “I GOT THE FFFFFFFF BEST BF IN THE WHOLE F WORLD AND Y'ALL GOT nothing :)”, which suggests they gain energy from interacting and being seen. Their interests and style show strong Intuition: they’re driven by possibilities, predictions, and meanings rather than just facts, like forecasting music outcomes in “previsão pra 2026: Harry Styles vai lançar o melhor álbum do ano” and making poetic, metaphorical comments such as “o céu hoje tá tão lindo que eu vou chama lo de Reza”. They favor Feeling over strict logic: they speak from values and emotional reactions, e.g. defending Brazilian fans in “eu sei quem tá se sentindo pior que ela nesse momento, os fãs…” and expressing intense attachment to idols and culture in “eu amo nosso povo, nossa história e nosso talento ❤️”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: they joke about lack of structure and follow impulse, like the failed reading plan in “meu plano de ler um livro por mês esse ano já começou dando errado no 3º dia do ano” and spontaneous self‑deprecating flexibility in “a vida é uma merda, mas ser gostoso resolveria 90% dos meus problemas”. The combination of highly expressive engagement, imaginative takes, emotion‑driven commentary, and laid‑back spontaneity aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said in 2025 that “hot girls have a Confetti song” — I don’t have one yet, but if we date I promise our anniversary playlist will be 90% Little Mix, 10% Twice, and 100% you.
- You begging Twice not to come to Brazil until you have money is so real… how about we start saving together: one fund for the concert, one fund for the destillery you said you want instead of a wine cellar, and one fund for our post-show hangover meds?
- You, a 1.92m once, predicting Harry Styles’ AOTY, crying over Minalisa and Katy, and still finding time to roast Pop Crave and pick-me’s… statistically speaking, I’m pretty sure your soulmate is whoever sends you this message right now.
- You said you want to enter UEL already like that drunk video on the 4th day of classes — I volunteer as the new friend who holds your caipirinha in one hand and your phone in the other so we can live-tweet the chaos together.
- Since you’re an October Scorpio who wants Twice, Changbin, Ryujin and Haewon in the same space, I’m just trying to join the lineup — I may not be an idol, but I can at least match your ‘life’s a mess but being hot would solve 90% of it’ energy on the way to Todo Mundo no Rio.
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6’3” once, k-pop forever. Future UEL freshman, current caipirinha sommelier. Once got saved by an inhaler I bought by mistake.– @jadeexthirlwall
Your signature cocktail
Once Upon a Caipirinha (The Minalisa Mix)
This cocktail starts with cachaça, lime, and passionfruit because they literally dream of spending genie wishes on caipirinhas: “se um gênio me pegasse hoje eu gastaria meus 3 desejos em 3 copão de caipirinha trincando”, and it has to be strong because, in their words, “não existe a mínima possibilidade de um dia eu parar de beber. eu não quero ter uma adega em casa, eu quero ter uma destilaria inteira”. Sparkling rosé adds a romantic, celebratory Once-vibe, echoing their love for TWICE and Mina in tweets like “MEU MINALISA TÁ VIVOOOOOOO” and the bio “mina from twice.” A dash of coffee liqueur nods to their slightly cynical, overthinking side and late‑night timeline rants, like “a vida é uma merda, mas ser gostoso resolveria 90% dos meus problemas”. Pink grapefruit soda keeps it bright, chaotic, and a little bitter-sweet, just like their mix of clowning and sincerity when they say “feliz ano novo vocês. não maltratem os animais, não criem expectativas em outras pessoas, façam vocês seu próprio ano, stan Twice”. Finally, it’s finished with edible gold glitter to honor their dramatic stan energy for pop divas—Katy, Britney, Lisa, and more—from “quaria que existisse só eu e a Katy no mundo” to “parabéns minhas meninas. eu sou tão feliz por fazer parte disso. vocês são eternas”, because their timeline deserves to sparkle as hard as their faves.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account shows a loud, confrontational courage and a tendency to speak out, which fits Gryffindor best. They call out hypocrisy and bad behavior directly, like when they criticize a Brazilian artist’s apology in Portuguese and defend fans who spent money and effort on a canceled show: “por que não fala isso em português já que esse tweet é direcionado aos brasileiros e você também é brasileiro? eu sei quem tá se sentindo pior que ela nesse momento, os fãs que compraram ingresso, reservaram voo e hospedagem só pra ver ela. aposto que ela não tá pior do que eles.”. They’re also unafraid to be emotionally intense and dramatic in public, screaming about pop culture moments and idols, for example: “VEM AÍ PORRAAAAAAAAAAA” and “MEU MINALISA TÁ VIVOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭…”, which shows impulsiveness and a flair for big feelings. Their humor is often bold and a bit reckless—like joking about being "gostoso" solving 90% of life’s problems in “a vida é uma merda, mas ser gostoso resolveria 90% dos meus problemas”—indicating someone who rushes forward rather than playing it safe. While there are hints of loyalty and fandom dedication, the dominant vibe is outspoken, fiery, sometimes confrontational bravery, which is archetypally Gryffindor rather than the more strategic Slytherin or cerebral Ravenclaw.
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Firework - Katy Perry
The song that best suits them is Firework by Katy Perry. They explicitly connect with it, saying “hoje eu tô o primeiro verso de Firework todinho”, which mirrors the song’s theme of feeling small but still having explosive potential. Their timeline is full of intense emotions, from ecstatic stan moments like “parabéns minhas meninas. eu sou tão feliz por fazer parte disso. vocês são eternas ❤️ COME TO BRAZIL 😭🇧🇷” to self-deprecating humor such as “a vida é uma merda, mas ser gostoso resolveria 90% dos meus problemas”, which fits the song’s arc from insecurity to empowerment. They also show big-hearted affection and hope, e.g. “feliz ano novo vocês. não maltratem os animais, não criem expectativas em outras pessoas, façam vocês seu próprio ano, stan Twice”, resonating with the track’s message of taking charge of your own life. Their deep love for Katy Perry herself, shown in tweets like “thank you @katyperry for getting me so well 😔”, makes Firework an especially fitting anthem for their personality and outlook.
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