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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson best: a smart, overwhelmed, hyper‑online teen who swings between sincere idealism and intense ranting. Like Lisa, they’re socially aware and frustrated with how others think, e.g. their annoyance at shallow politics discourse and online behavior in “lowkey some of you guys are extremely chronically online because some americans just want to keep up with what the fuck is going on in their country and what this madman is doing follow =/= endorsement”. Their tweets show autistic self‑identification and how that actually impacts daily life, mirroring Lisa’s gifted‑kid isolation and sensitivity: “exceptionally terrible week to be a level 2 autistic” and “twitter users when my autism actually disables me in real life and isnt limited to just making me unhealthily obsessed with my favs”. They’re creatively driven and prolific in art, which fits Lisa’s obsessive sax/academic grind, as in “MY ART TEACHER CALLED ME A MACHINE ARTIST ? ? ? ? ? BECAUSE I DRAW A LOT”. Finally, their intense parasocial fixations and emotional oscillation between despair and enthusiasm—like “im getting obsessed with a fictional character again sorry guys” and “im so hungry my belly is audibly growling at the thought of dinner”—mirror Lisa’s combination of dramatic inner life, strong opinions, and vulnerable teenage feelings.

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They seem more introverted than extroverted: their joy is in solitary comforts and inner life rather than crowds, e.g. looking forward all day just to sleep ("I CANT FUCKING WAIT TO SLEEP ive been literally looking forward to this all day since i woke up this morning") and focusing on art, OCs, and specific characters as personal obsessions ("im getting obsessed with a fictional character again sorry guys"). Their tweets are highly associative, imaginative, and fandom/OC-focused, which leans toward Intuition over Sensing: they talk about exaggerated inner scenarios and aesthetics ("nobody knows the nasty and insane things i think about my oc's doing") and abstract humor ("exceptionally terrible week to be a level 2 autistic") more than practical details. They prioritize emotional reactions, values, and interpersonal sensitivity over detached logic, pointing to Feeling: note their intense emotional language ("THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS... IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATRED I FEEL AT THIS MICRO INSTANT") and concern about how others treat them or their interests ("lowkey some of you guys are extremely chronically online because some americans just want to keep up with what the fuck is going on in their country and what this madman is doing follow =/= endorsement"). Their life seems spontaneous and reactive rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving over Judging: they joke about artblock and inconsistent drawing motivation ("chuan is either super fun to draw or makes me suicidal ( right now he is fun )") and struggle with school structure and deadlines ("my entire art class is behind because we work in different paces and forget to journal progress"). Altogether, a creative, emotionally intense, deeply fandom-focused inner world with spontaneous expression fits INFP best.

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Autistic art student in my musou era, chronic doodler of guys named Chuan. Once had sleep paralysis where Chris Chan was the demon. 🇹🇼– @jadeite_tree

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High-proof lychee soju stands in for their intense, slightly unhinged stan energy and sleep deprivation hype, like when they scream about wanting to sleep all day in “I CANT FUCKING WAIT TO SLEEP ive been literally looking forward to this all day since i woke up this morning”. Matcha syrup nods to their East Asian setting and studious-but-frazzled school life, from the gov exam anxiety in “gov exam today #imsofuckingscared but i have my fav monster so its ok” to the art-class grind in “MY ART TEACHER CALLED ME A MACHINE ARTIST ? ? ? ? ? BECAUSE I DRAW A LOT”. Sour green apple soda matches their sharp, chaotic humor and constant overreactions, like “IM SO FUCKING SCARED” and the all-caps meltdown in “THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS… IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATRED I FEEL AT THIS MICRO INSTANT”. The dried haw flakes rim feels like a nostalgic, slightly weird snack—just like their deviantart-core vibes in “i feel like im 9 years old on the autistic side of deviantart again”. Electric-blue glitter swirls through the drink to represent their bright, hyperfixated fandom art era, from musou obsession in “i said i wouldnt get into musou again” to unapologetically loving their OCs in “nobody knows the nasty and insane things i think about my oc's doing”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Ravenclaw traits: intense niche curiosity and a very online, analytical way of engaging with things. Their fascination with specifics like flags and design comes through in “I HATE PEOPLE WHO KNOW NOTHIMG ABOUT VEXILLOLOGY”, which is exactly the kind of hyper-focused, somewhat pedantic interest Ravenclaws are known for. Their art focus and constant experimenting also fit: they complain about skill and process in “why cant i draw right ever” and talk about character stylization in “the way i stylize him is based on the anime despite the fact he doesnt even have 5 minutes worth of screentime”, showing a reflective, method-oriented mindset. They also enjoy making and analyzing "bullshit" creative output in “i like making bullshit”, and even when they joke about autism and obsession, like in “twitter users when my autism actually disables me in real life and isnt limited to just making me unhealthily obsessed with my favs”, it’s framed around intense, focused interests and observation. While they have some Hufflepuff-ish loyalty to favorite characters and some Slytherin sarcasm, the dominant throughline is curiosity, creativity, and a very brainy, self-aware engagement with media and art—classic Ravenclaw.

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MARINA’s Teen Idle fits them because it’s about an overthinking, chronically-online teen trying to process intensity, boredom, and self-image all at once. They swing between exhaustion and dramatic humor, like when they say "I CANT FUCKING WAIT TO SLEEP ive been literally looking forward to this all day since i woke up this morning" and joke about school life in "story of my life at school ( i dont pass so everyone assumes im a lesbian )". Their posts mix dark exaggeration with real distress, such as "exceptionally terrible week to be a level 2 autistic" and the hyperbolic, almost theatrical rage in "THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS... IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATRED I FEEL AT THIS MICRO INSTANT", which matches the song’s melodramatic self-awareness. They also lean into obsessive fandom and identity crises—"im getting obsessed with a fictional character again sorry guys", "nobody knows the nasty and insane things i think about my oc's doing"—echoing the song’s themes of wanting to be special, messy, and fully felt even when it hurts. Overall, Teen Idle captures their mix of internet humor, angst, fixation, and longing to feel everything too much at once.

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