Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Thoughtful analyst: Builds nuanced takes on story and characters, like unpacking Dottore’s flaw as treating people as tools in “the reason the rest of the Fatui Harbingers hate Dottore...”.
- Passionate fan: Shows sustained, detailed enthusiasm for Genshin and related media, e.g. extensive Arlecchino, Sandrone, and physical meta theorycraft in “personally my copium is: Lohen is cryo or electro physical support...” and “Knights of PHYSvonius changes”.
- Self-aware humorist: Uses self-directed jokes and absurdity to communicate, like calling herself a ‘wife girl’ in “I don't really cultivate the image but I'm kinda a wife girl any chance I get...” and joking about ‘conversion therapy on myself’ in “accidentally doing the non evil version of conversion therapy on myself...”.
- Emotionally empathetic: Open about caring deeply and being affected by others, as in “things would be so much simpler if I were just an idgafer instead of someone who gafs about literally everything...” and reflecting on her therapist saying she has ‘a high degree of empathy’ in “so is it a good thing when your therapist says...”.
- Open communicator: Clearly states needs and values in relationships, like asking partners not to soften their opinions in “if I'm dating you don't you fucking dare soften your opinions for my comfort...” and expressing a preference for unlabeled relationships in “honestly fuck whoever came up with the word 'situationship'...”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-neglect risk: Mentions depression-related weight loss and lack of appetite in “well this sucks even though I've finally picked up on the depression weight loss I still have no appetite 🙃”, suggesting difficulty prioritizing health when struggling.
- Overextending empathy: Describes caring ‘about literally everything’ to a painful degree in “things would be so much simpler if I were just an idgafer...”, which can lead to emotional burnout.
- Validation-seeking: Frames milestones around body reveals like “omg I passed 30 followers uhhh tummy reveal at fort thirty five I guess...” and “I feel like I came on a bit strong with the tummy so for 50 I'm gonna do a left leg reveal”, hinting at tying self-worth to online engagement.
- Romantic frustration: Expresses intense frustration around straight couples and desire for affection, as in “it genuinely ruins my night when I see a straight girl with her bf...” and “I just want a goth girl to make out with me and touch it through my pants...”, suggesting lingering bitterness or loneliness.
- Work–life strain: Describes spending her weekend doom-scrolling shorts with anxiety while employed full time in “spending my weekend scrolling YouTube shorts and having anxiety I love being employed full time”, indicating difficulty balancing stress and rest.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s a passionate nerd who turns her special interests into full-blown manifestos, just like this user goes deep on Genshin meta and lore, e.g. “personally my copium is: Lohen is cryo or electro physical support…” and “I genuinely think 'oh boy new genshin region, I wonder what apocalyptic nightmare abomination Rhinedottir dropped here' is a valid question…”. Lisa’s combination of ethical intensity and overthinking matches tweets like “things would be so much simpler if I were just an idgafer instead of someone who gafs about literally everything to the point it drives me and everyone around me insane”. Both are empathetic and politically/ethically charged, seen when the user talks about their dad being transphobic and a therapist calling them highly empathetic: “is it a good thing when your therapist says 'I think you're someone with a high degree of empathy'… talking about your dad being transphobic…”. Lisa’s creative, slightly pretentious but self-aware humor also maps to lines like “it's bad scifi if everyone is straight, monogamy is still the norm, and the only nonbinary representation is one character transcending the flesh to become a concept”. Finally, Lisa’s struggle with feeling out of place in her family mirrors the user’s gender and family tension in “girl who looks like this and still gets introduced as 'my oldest son' by her dad”, while still being driven, dorky, and idealistic in love and friendships, as shown in their relationship and fandom tweets.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they actively invite interaction and new connections, e.g. introducing themselves and asking people to add them on Discord in “hiii I'm jade ⁂26 she/her ⁂genshin addict+Arlecchino simp… pls add me on discord if u wanna be friends”, openly thirst-posting in “I just want a goth girl to make out with me and touch it through my pants…”, and encouraging others to interact in “you seem cool we should interact more”. Their interests and discussion show strong Intuition: they theorize about future game mechanics and lore like “imagine if the Tsaritza's gimmick is that she has a delusion of every element…” and spin elaborate meta/speculation such as “personally my copium is: Lohen is cryo or electro physical support… Sandrone will be the other element physical catalyst and interact with lunar freeze”. They favor Feeling over pure logic, centering values and emotional nuance: they talk about empathy and relational wounds in “so is it a good thing when your therapist says 'I think you're someone with a high degree of empathy'…” and critique characters ethically, e.g. “I'm not trying to argue Arle isn't morally gray but like every time I see discourse abt her ppl just?? forget how much worse Crucabena was???”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: they embrace ambiguity in relationships in “I like my relationships unlabeled and ambiguous, it takes away the social pressure…”, joke about spontaneous milestones like “omg I passed 30 followers uhhh tummy reveal at fort thirty five I guess, I don't wanna be greedy”, and generally riff playfully rather than presenting structured plans, all of which fits an ENFP’s flexible, improvisational style.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said if you're dating someone they better not soften their opinions for you—don’t worry, I main Arlecchino and Eula, I’m fully built for hard disagreements and harder make‑ups. When do we start theorycrafting our first argument?
- You enrolled in fencing for lesbians with swords—if I show up with a rapier and a half‑baked Sandrone DEF‑ignore copium, do I get to spar you… or just surrender immediately and let you ‘domme futch’ me into checkmate?
- You joked about accidentally doing the non‑evil version of conversion therapy on yourself; if you ever want a control group for the ‘domming girls is actually so fire’ experiment, I volunteer as your repeatable test case.
- As the self‑proclaimed #1 Arlevia truther with a C6 Father, you clearly know how to commit to a ship—so if I tell you I’m a wife‑girl who’ll proudly say ‘that reminds me of my girlfriend’ about you every five minutes, is that enough for a limited‑time banner on your roster?
- You said bad sci‑fi is when everyone is straight and monogamous—so how about we write something accurate: a goth girl makes out with you, touches it through your pants for five minutes, then instead of stealing your kidneys she just steals your last Skyward Spine and moves in?
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Jade | 26 | she/her | Genshin theory goblin, Arlecchino phd, and part-time wife girl. Once re-downloaded Destiny 2 ‘ironically’ and regretted it.– @JadeRabbitttt
Your signature cocktail
The Arlevia Truth Serum
This cocktail is built on a smoky mezcal base for Jade’s intense, ride-or-die devotion to Arlecchino and physical teams, echoing posts like “I need them to make a boss tanky enough for my C6 Arle…” and “Not just my first C6 limited 5star but also my second C6 5star period. Father is officially lore accurate.”. Blood orange liqueur brings a dramatic, femme edge—sharp, a little dark, and very gay—like “New haircut do I look gay enough yet” and the thirstier lines such as “I just want a goth girl to make out with me…”. A black cherry cola reduction nods to their emo/alt playlist core (“my playlist is all Breaking Benjamin, Skillet, Thousand Foot Krutch, Evanescence, and Papa Roach”) and the sweetness under the edge, like “I don't really cultivate the image but I'm kinda a wife girl any chance I get”. The dash of mole bitters represents their layered media brainrot and lore analysis, from Fate and Genshin to honkai and scifi, as in “the Strange Fake discourse is stupid, the real way to get into Fate has always been start wherever you want…” and “I genuinely think 'oh boy new genshin region, I wonder what apocalyptic nightmare abomination Rhinedottir dropped here' is a valid question…”. Finally, the smoked sea salt & chili sugar rim mirrors their mix of tenderness and bite—supportive but blunt, like “if I'm dating you don't you fucking dare soften your opinions for my comfort” and their unapologetically queer, political takes such as “it's bad scifi if everyone is straight, monogamy is still the norm…”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Jade consistently shows a highly analytical, theory‑driven mindset that aligns strongest with Ravenclaw. She dives deep into Genshin lore and mechanics, spinning out intricate speculative frameworks like her physical / rimegrass meta and Harbinger theories in tweets such as “personally my copium is: Lohen is cryo or electro physical support…” and “I genuinely think 'oh boy new genshin region, I wonder what apocalyptic nightmare abomination Rhinedottir dropped here' is a valid question…”. She also applies careful narrative and ethical analysis to characters, e.g. “the reason the rest of the Fatui Harbingers hate Dottore isn't because he's 'the evilest'... He doesn't have allies, he has tools. that's his fatal flaw.” and “I'm not trying to argue Arle isn't morally gray but like every time I see discourse abt her ppl just?? forget how much worse Crucabena was???”. Her media takes show a big‑picture, meta way of thinking—like her approach to Fate in “the Strange Fake discourse is stupid, the real way to get into Fate has always been start wherever you want… they're all incomplete in the same way.”—which is very Ravenclaw: valuing understanding patterns over rigid rules. While she clearly has Slytherin‑ish ambition in gaming (e.g. “Not just my first C6 limited 5star but also my second C6 5star period. Father is officially lore accurate.”) and strong Gryffindor‑like conviction in relationships and ethics (“if I'm dating you don't you fucking dare soften your opinions for my comfort.”), her dominant through‑line is intellectual curiosity, theorycrafting, and witty meta‑commentary—hallmarks of a Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Going Under - Evanescence
Their vibe lines up almost perfectly with dramatic, emotionally intense rock, and they literally say their playlist is all "Breaking Benjamin, Skillet, Thousand Foot Krutch, Evanescence, and Papa Roach" in “the flabbergasted response I get from people when I tell them my playlist is all Breaking Benjamin, Skillet, Thousand Foot Krutch, Evanescence, and Papa Roach”. Going Under especially matches their blend of vulnerability, anger, and self-assertion: they talk about depression and appetite loss in “even though I've finally picked up on the depression weight loss I still have no appetite”, and therapy struggles in “going to therapy is like this for me”. At the same time, they’re fiercely boundary-setting and assertive, like in “if I'm dating you don't you fucking dare soften your opinions for my comfort... I'm a big girl and I can handle it”. That mix of hurt, resilience, and a refusal to be diminished is exactly the emotional arc of Going Under. The gothic, dramatic tone of the song also fits their self-presentation as a sword-fencing, goth-girl-enjoying, Arlecchino-obsessed "domme futch" in tweets like “accidentally doing the non evil version of conversion therapy on myself (going from gyaru adjacent switch to domme futch as I get more confident)” and “just enrolled in fencing next semester, please share your thirst for lesbians with swords in the replies”.
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