Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly notices patterns like water weight vs real loss and binge cycles in “february isnt even halfway done im not gonna spiral over water weight or whatever it is. i will lose the weight and get to 45.0 this month. no triggering no binge cycle. im in control even if the scale goes up occasionally”.
- Goal-oriented: Sets concrete targets such as reaching 45.0kg and specific step counts in “i was hoping to do 15k steps today but i think ill settle for meek 10k” and “im back in the 45s. 45.9kg, i can lose .9 by next week”.
- Honest: Speaks plainly about health struggles and urges, like “i have a lot of b/p urges lately but my health and financial situation do not allow it at all. also i haven't done it since summer and i dont wanna start again”.
- Resilient: Despite setbacks, keeps trying to maintain control, shown by breaking a fast for health in “broke my 48h fast because i was feeling physically sick and i don't want to faint at work tomorrow and/or risk a binge”.
- Reflective: Frequently compares past and present and thinks about causes, like body changes in “this was me at bmi 20 21. why on earth do i look fatter now” and sleep/mood in “i finally got some sleep tonight”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered-eating: Tweets show active ED behaviors and mindset, including fasting, laxative use, and thinspo like “50 reasons why you should get to that bmi 10s you want and potentially die 🎀” and “having lunch and taking 5 lax pills”.
- Body-obsession: Focuses heavily on weight, BMI, and appearance, such as “this was me at bmi 20 21. why on earth do i look fatter now” and “im back in the 45s. 45.9kg, i can lose .9 by next week”.
- Self-neglect: Prioritizes restriction over wellbeing, but only stops when feeling very unwell, as in “broke my 48h fast because i was feeling physically sick and i don't want to faint at work tomorrow”.
- Depressive-tendencies: Mentions suspected depressive episodes and uses harsh language about life in “i think im having another depressive episode. fuck my chudlife”.
- Health-risking: Engages in behaviors that jeopardize physical health, like aiming for extreme low BMI in “50 reasons why you should get to that bmi 10s you want and potentially die 🎀” and walking 10–15k steps on an injured leg in “i injured my leg 🧍🏻♀️ i was hoping to do 15k steps today but i think ill settle for meek 10k”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s an intelligent, introspective girl who often struggles with perfectionism and feeling different from others, much like this user describing herself as a “stem uni student , 18 yrs” and listing autism and OCPD in her bio. Lisa tends to monitor her progress and set strict goals, similar to the user’s very controlled, numbers-focused thinking about weight and progress, like when she writes about staying calm over fluctuations and still aiming for “45.0 this month” in “february isnt even halfway done im not gonna spiral over water weight or whatever it is. i will lose the weight and get to 45.0 this month.”. The user also displays a harsh, self-critical streak and willingness to push her body too far, as seen in “broke my 48h fast because i was feeling physically sick and i don't want to faint at work tomorrow” and “having lunch and taking 5 lax pills”, which echoes Lisa’s tendency to internalize pressure and blame herself. At the same time, there’s a rational, analytical side trying to stay “in control,” like in “no triggering no binge cycle. im in control even if the scale goes up occasionally”, which feels very Lisa: trying to use logic and willpower to manage overwhelming emotions. Overall, the blend of academic focus, introspection, emotional struggle, and high standards for herself aligns most closely with Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTJ
They explicitly self-identify as ISTJ in their bio, which already strongly points to an introverted, practical, structured style: “ISTJ LSI 2Ti so6w5”. Their tweets show an introverted (I) focus on personal routines and internal struggles rather than social events, such as tracking weight, steps, and health privately: “i injured my leg 🧍🏻♀️ i was hoping to do 15k steps today but i think ill settle for meek 10k” and “broke my 48h fast because i was feeling physically sick and i don't want to faint at work tomorrow”. Their attention to concrete details (S) is clear from specific numbers and physical metrics like weight, BMI, calories, and macros: “brown rice, chicken bites & tomato sauce. cals & macros in alt” and “im back in the 45s. 45.9kg, i can lose .9 by next week”. The thinking (T) preference shows in their logical, somewhat blunt self-talk about control and outcomes, for example: “february isnt even halfway done im not gonna spiral over water weight… im in control even if the scale goes up occasionally” and their cost–benefit framing of cravings: “as long as its not pure junk i can make my cravings fit into my limit”. Finally, their strong judging (J) orientation appears in strict planning and goal-setting around weight and fasting: “i will lose the weight and get to 45.0 this month. no triggering no binge cycle” and their structured, rule-based approach to behavior, even when unhealthy, such as setting step targets and specific fasting durations.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can fit goat cheese into your calorie limit, do you think you could fit a date with me into your schedule? I promise I’m higher quality than junk, even if I’m also a little high-cal.
- You were worried about looking bigger at BMI 20–21, but all I see is that your intimidation stat has only gone up. Be honest: did you steal that ‘am I intimidating?’ pic just to intimidate me into a crush?
- You’re out here doing 20–48h fasts and 10k steps with an injured leg, but I think the real health risk is how fast my heart rate spikes every time you post ‘myself.’
- You said you’re in control, even if the scale goes up occasionally—so how do you plan on staying in control when my feelings for you are clearly in a constant calorie surplus?
- Stem uni student, autistic, OCPD, ISTJ, LSI 2Ti so6w5… you’ve got your whole personality typed out like a research paper, but I’d still need at least one long walk and a shared lunch (no lax pills, just vibes) to finish the full analysis of ‘why I like you so much.’
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • she/her • STEM uni goblin optimizing code & calories. Once took 10k steps on an injured leg just to hit a daily goal. Autistic, meticulous, determined.– @jaderexiic
Your signature cocktail
The Goat Cheese Ghost (BMI 17 Spritz)
The Goat Cheese Ghost nods to their hyper-specific cravings with a goat cheese–washed vodka, inspired by their careful planning around treats and limits: “i want goat cheese. i have to plan something with it next week, despite being super high cal. as long as its not pure junk i can make my cravings fit into my limit”. Coconut water reflects the 🥥 in their bio and acts as a quiet lifeline of hydration and balance beneath all the restriction: “diagnosed an r, autism & ocpd 🥥 ISTJ…”. Unsweetened green tea keeps the drink light and wired, echoing their fasting, walks, and grinding through work and uni, like “20h into a fast and im not hungry nor have any appetite at all” and “i was hoping to do 15k steps today but i think ill settle for meek 10k”. A dash of bitters and lemon captures the depressive, self-critical edge — “i think im having another depressive episode. fuck my chudlife” and body-image spirals like “this was me at bmi 20 21. why on earth do i look fatter now”. The sugar-free tonic topper keeps it crisp, controlled, and slightly punishing, mirroring their determination to stay in control of numbers: “i will lose the weight and get to 45.0 this month. no triggering no binge cycle. im in control even if the scale goes up occasionally”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The clearest throughline in Jade’s posts is intense ambition and goal-focus about her body and numbers, even when it’s harmful. She sets precise weight targets and treats them as non‑negotiable objectives, for example: “i will lose the weight and get to 45.0 this month. no triggering no binge cycle. im in control even if the scale goes up occasionally”, and celebrates incremental progress like “im back in the 45s. 45.9kg, i can lose .9 by next week”. There’s also a strong element of calculated self‑preservation and strategic thinking about limits: she stops a fast because she might faint at work and trigger a binge—“broke my 48h fast because i was feeling physically sick and i don't want to faint at work tomorrow and/or risk a binge”—and even frames high‑calorie cravings in terms of how to fit them into her rules: “as long as its not pure junk i can make my cravings fit into my limit”. Her language around being “in control” and pushing through injury or restriction (e.g. “i injured my leg 🧍🏻♀️ i was hoping to do 15k steps today but i think ill settle for meek 10k”) shows a driven, goal‑oriented mindset that prioritizes results over comfort. Combined with her willingness to engage with dark, extreme content—like quoting “50 reasons why you should get to that bmi 10s you want and potentially die 🎀”—this paints a picture of someone whose defining traits are ambition, control, and strategic self‑preservation, which aligns most strongly with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Control - Halsey
A fitting song for @jaderexiic is “Control” by Halsey, which captures the struggle of feeling consumed by your own mind while trying to stay functional. They openly mention being “diagnosed an r, autism & ocpd” in their bio and talk about depressive episodes like “i think im having another depressive episode. fuck my chudlife”, echoing the song’s themes of inner chaos and self-alienation. The fixation on weight, fasting, and strict control over food – for example “february isnt even halfway done im not gonna spiral over water weight… im in control even if the scale goes up occasionally” and “broke my 48h fast because i was feeling physically sick and i don't want to faint at work tomorrow” – resonates strongly with the lyrics about being terrified of losing control. Even their drive to push their body despite injury, like “i injured my leg 🧍🏻♀️ i was hoping to do 15k steps today but i think ill settle for meek 10k”, matches the song’s tone of relentlessly pushing through pain. Overall, Control mirrors their tension between harsh self-discipline, mental illness, and the underlying fear of their mind overpowering them.
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