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Your Simpsons character
Jade reads as a very online, opinionated nerd with strong principles, which lines up most with Lisa Simpson. She’s an enthusiastic gamer and media fan, obsessing over Genshin, Destiny, Fortnite, and more, gushing things like “LETSSS GOOOOOO!!!! Ancient evil easter egg finallt completed after years” and “I just banbaned so hard rn”, similar to Lisa’s intense passions (for jazz, books, etc.). Like Lisa, she’s openly critical of injustice and bad behavior, calling out transphobia in “Dont assault someone if there trans to begin with just a suggestion” and streaming/creator toxicity in “Absolutely wild the type of people we let become famous streamers, assholes like this shouldnt be given a platform”. She mixes serious values with snarky, meme-y humor—see “Religious fandom gotta be one of tbe most toxic fandoms out there” and “Dream stans when they find out styling your hair exists”—which feels very Lisa-complaining-about-society. Finally, her self-aware, slightly depressive jokes like “My pronouns are she not her... Cause i'll never be her” echo Lisa’s mix of confidence in her identity with occasional insecurity and melancholy.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted than extroverted: most content is about solo gaming and online fandoms rather than in-person socializing, and they openly mention low social energy, e.g. “If i like your reply without replying im not ignoring you i just lack the social skills to continue the conversation”. Their interests and humor are very Intuitive-coded: they fixate on fictional worlds (Genshin, God of War, Destiny, Fortnite) and concepts more than concrete real‑life details, like “Religious fandom gotta be one of tbe most toxic fandoms out there” and joking about Anaheim sounding like a fantasy realm in “Anaheims a real place?? I thought it was one of the realms from god of war”. They clearly prioritize feelings, identity, and moral stances over detached logic, pointing to Feeling: they express strong values about trans issues in “Dont assault someone if there trans to begin with just a suggestion” and criticize problematic creators, e.g. “Absolutely wild the type of people we let become famous streamers, assholes like this shouldnt be given a platform”. Their lifestyle and tweets suggest a more spontaneous, reactive Perceiving style rather than structured planning: they bounce between games, complain about grinding/builds without long-term planning (“Building jean is gonna be my 13th reason istg”) and frequently post in-the-moment emotional reactions like “THERES A PERK WHERE YOU GET MORE BALLOONS I WAS TRYING TO SHOOT SOMEONE AND STARTED FLOATING SOBBING 😭😭😭”. Taken together—value-driven, fandom-focused, emotional, online-introvert vibes with spontaneous gaming and meme posting—INFP fits more closely than the neighboring types.

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Streamer & gamer brainrot: Destiny, Genshin, CoD zombies. Once farmed a Destiny dungeon for an hour for a lightsaber that was in the campaign.– @JadeXPL_

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Blue curaçao mirrors their chaotic gaming glow and the all-caps LAMENT energy from posts like “⬅️➡️👹LAMENT ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️” and “LAMENT”. Raspberry vodka brings a sweet-but-potent lesbian/trans flair, nodding to “Women Enjoyer | She/Her | Transgender 🏳️⚧️ | Lesbian 🏳️🌈” and thirsty gamer lines like “there was absolutely no need for yelan to be that close, you tryna make out or something queen???”. Cloudy lemonade adds a sharp, fizzy brightness to capture their funny but blunt takes like “Religious fandom gotta be one of tbe most toxic fandoms out there” and “This account gotta be one of the most annoying genshin accounts of all time”. A grenadine drizzle represents the dramatic gamer highs and lows from “IM AT 74 PITY AND STILL NO YELAN BRUHHHH” to “LETSSS FUCKINGGG GOOOOO!!!!”. Finally, energy drink ice cubes keep it strong and hyper, just like their cracked-out Genshin addiction in “It has been 1 seconds without genshin i cant stop violently shaking...” and their late-night grind vibes in tweets like “LETSSS GOOOOOO!!!! Ancient evil easter egg finallt completed after years”.

Your Hogwarts House
Jade consistently shows a Gryffindor-style willingness to speak out and confront things she finds wrong or harmful, especially around transphobia and bigotry. For example, she bluntly calls out transphobic violence in “Dont assault someone if there trans to begin with just a suggestion” and mocks the #BoycottHersheys crowd as a “free block list” in “Damn this #BoycottHersheys is a free block list LMAO”, which shows a readiness to take a stand rather than stay neutral. She also publicly criticizes problematic creators and streamers in tweets like “Absolutely wild the type of people we let become famous streamers, assholes like this shouldnt be given a platform” and “There is no way this man isnt a groomer”, indicating moral courage and a strong sense of justice. Her tone is often impulsive, emotional, and dramatic, such as in “It has been 1 seconds without genshin i cant stop violently shaking... i need the servers back up” and “JUST SCREAMED WITHOUT THE S SO HARD”, which aligns more with passionate Gryffindor energy than calm Ravenclaw analysis or Slytherin calculation. While she has some Hufflepuff-esque affection for friends and fandoms (e.g. “Me and the wifey”), the dominant traits are outspoken bravery, a readiness to clash with people she sees as harmful, and impulsive expression—all classic Gryffindor hallmarks.

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A fitting song for Jade is Girls Like Girls by Hayley Kiyoko, since it centers queer, sapphic joy and identity the way she does in her bio: “Women Enjoyer | She/Her | Transgender 🏳️⚧️ | Lesbian 🏳️🌈”. The song’s unapologetic, playful celebration of liking girls matches her posts about her wife and her flirty humor, like “There was absolutely no need for yelan to be that close, you tryna make out or something queen???” and “Me and the wifey”. At the same time, the song resonates with how she uses humor and fandom to cope with tougher feelings, such as “2022 ends soon and i would make some tweet about how grateful i am for this year but honestly this year sucked for me” and “My pronouns are she not her... Cause i'll never be her”. Her passionate love for games and characters, seen in tweets like “It has been 1 seconds without genshin i cant stop violently shaking…”, parallels the intense, dramatic longing in the song. Overall, Girls Like Girls captures her lesbian identity, her mix of vulnerability and memes, and the way she lives her queerness loudly and proudly online.

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