Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Curious learner: Frequently documents their Spanish journey, asking questions and noticing nuances like Mexican slang and cognates, e.g. “Just learned that desesperado means desperate…” and “Guys, que significa ahre 😔”.
- Empathetic social: Shows concern for communities and social issues, such as supporting Cuba and solidarity between Black and Latino people, e.g. “The united states is starving cuba of resources…” and “I really want the black and latino community to stand strong together…”.
- Self-aware humorous: Uses humor to reflect on their habits and experiences, like bathroom stories and social media addiction, e.g. “Just pooped a fat shart in shitter” and “Clicked on far too many current event headlines and now my twitter and youtube feeds feel like hell incarnate”.
- Persistent bilingual: Keeps pushing through language-learner discomfort and celebrates progress, e.g. “Im at that stage now… I can understand and comprehend… but I cannot recall the words…” and “Por fin… mi 'para ti' página en twitter esta en español…”.
- Culturally engaged: Actively engages with Latin American culture and identity, like wanting to connect with their Puerto Rican roots and enjoying Spanish media, e.g. “So wishing I had more than 25% of puertorican broo…” and “Just watched my first movie in spanish. A Mexican made film.”.
Weaknesses:
- Doomscrolling habit: Repeatedly mentions getting sucked into distressing feeds and feeling unwell, e.g. “Clicked on far too many current event headlines and now my twitter and youtube feeds feel like hell incarnate” and “Bro my feed went from the atrocities of ice agents… I do not feel well”.
- Self-deprecating talk: Often insults themselves or minimizes their abilities, e.g. “Ok so you can't and I'm actually just a dumb bitch…” and framing mistakes as “colossal fumble” in “I accidentally declined and then they went offline immediately after i am SICK to my stomache…”.
- Overexposing personal: Shares very intimate bodily and work details in public that could backfire socially or professionally, e.g. “Just pooped a fat shart in shitter”, “Drank coffee again… on the toilet for the 4th time…”, and graphic bathroom-smell descriptions at work.
- Anxiety-prone: Shows high stress over social interactions and news, e.g. “I said something possibly controversial… now awaiting the hellfire” and feeling sick over a declined friend request in “I am SICK to my stomache from such a colossal fumble, goobye cruel world”.
- Identity insecurity: Expresses doubt and sadness about cultural belonging and language background, e.g. “can I be considered puertorriqueño… Or is it too late :(” and “Another day another wishing spanish was my first language, estoy cansado jefe 😪”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come across as curious, introspective, and politically aware, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa constantly trying to learn new things and connect across cultures, this user is deeply invested in language learning and Latin culture, saying things like “I love learning spanish, what a beautiful language” and “Now that my written spanish has become proficient enough I've been involving myself in comment sections… how I love the nature of this app”. They also show concern for social issues and solidarity, for example “I really want the black and latino community to stand strong together especially in times like this. It is so important” and “The united states is starving cuba of resources… Please donate here!”, very much in line with Lisa’s moral seriousness. At the same time, they’re self-aware, anxious, and a bit overwhelmed by the internet’s chaos, as seen in “Clicked on far too many current event headlines and now my twitter and youtube feeds feel like hell incarnate”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to feel the weight of the world. Their mix of earnestness, overthinking, and random silly humor (e.g. “Bout to quit my job to become a fulltime youtuber, except I'm watching the videos not creating them”) fits Lisa much more than the more chaotic energy of Homer or Bart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as more Extroverted than introverted: they constantly seek interaction, joke about wanting a “super viral tweet” “Ok guys I give up, can I just have a super viral tweet just bc? Looks kinda fun tbh”, talk about teaching classes and chatting with guests, and openly narrate their life and bathroom stories to the timeline “Drank coffee again after a year and I'm now on the toilet for the 4th time…”. Their focus leans Intuitive: they jump into big-picture worries about politics and society like “Guys is it crazy that the only way I think this country can survive longer term is if we literally divide into separate smaller countries.” and reflect on social media culture, AI, and conspiracies rather than just concrete facts “Bro my feed went from the atrocities of ice agents,to epstein file memes,to ais becoming sentient in their own social media… I do not feel well”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: values, empathy, and identity come up constantly, like wanting Black and Latino communities to stand strong together “I really want the black and latino community to stand strong together especially in times like this. It is so important” and worrying about Puerto Rican heritage and belonging “can I be considered puertorriqueño as I learn and get to know more of the culture of puerto rico? Or is it too late :(”. Their tone is more playful, flexible, and improvisational than structured, which fits Perceiving: they recount social fumbles and chaos instead of planning (“Almost make a new spanish speaking friend today… I accidentally declined and then they went offline immediately after i am SICK to my stomache from such a colossal fumble”), joke about quitting to watch YouTube “Bout to quit my job to become a fulltime youtuber, except I'm watching the videos not creating them”, and embrace being a “full time silly goose” “I'm committing to being a full time silly goose, now, forever and always”. Putting this together—outwardly expressive, abstract/idea-focused, values-driven, and spontaneous—ENFP is the best fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you spent 9 months learning Spanish like Bad Bunny told you, only for him to say nobody has to learn it… it’s fine, I’ll learn it too so we can complain about him together en dos idiomas.
- You said your TL went from ICE atrocities to Epstein files to AI becoming sentient and then religious ‘end times’ tweets… if your feed is hell incarnate, let me be your silly goose tour guide out of it.
- As a black, quarter–Puerto Rican bilingual who flushed the toilet with tissue and fights dumb people in Spanish comment sections… you sound like chaos in the best way. Can I apply to be your co‑protagonist in that movie?
- You said you wish you were more than 25% Puerto Rican and grew up with the culture; for what it’s worth, the way you’re hyped for the Latino community and grinding Spanish already screams ‘puertorriqueñx de corazón’ to me.
- You kicked a roach with a broom at work, survived coffee sending you to the bathroom four times, and still have energy to scroll to the end of your Following tab… if you can handle all that, I’m pretty sure you could handle a date with me.
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Black + 1/4 Boricua, 23. Learned Spanish for the chisme, stayed for the memes. Night-shift storyteller, timeline sociologist, aspiring polyglot.– @jadrobe
Your signature cocktail
The Silly Goose Bilingüal Shartini
A base of dark rum and cola reflects late‑night hotel shifts, chaotic timelines, and oversharing body horror like “Drank coffee again after a year and I'm now on the toilet for the 4th time…” and “Just pooped a fat shart in shitter”. The hibiscus and lime agua fresca brings bright, Caribbean‑Latino flavor for being Black and a quarter Puerto Rican, loving Spanish, and cheering on la comunidad in tweets like “big W for the latino community” and “I love learning spanish, what a beautiful language”. An espresso shot captures their wired doomscroll energy and meme‑fueled insomnia from “my twitter and youtube feeds feel like hell incarnate” and “So much serious shit on my tl today and I'm just trying to be a silly goose”. A dash of smoked chili bitters nods to their political edge and willingness to call out injustice, like “The united states is starving cuba of resources…” and their thoughts on ICE and division in the U.S. in “only way I think this country can survive longer term is if we literally divide into separate smaller countries.”. Finally, a cloud of foamy coconut cream on top represents the playful, self‑aware clowning in “I'm committing to being a full time silly goose, now, forever and always” and their bilingual silliness in “Oh you're bilingual? What, you couldn't make up your mind or something?”, giving the whole drink a sweet, soft finish over the chaos beneath.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The strongest throughline in their tweets is a love of learning and languages for its own sake, which is distinctly Ravenclaw. They talk repeatedly about actively studying Spanish and enjoying the process, e.g. “Learning spanish rn and finally at an intermediate level, anyone got any good or iconic tweets that are in spanish that they can show me” and later proudly noting progress like “Now that my written spanish has become proficient enough I've been involving myself in comment sections of some posts”. They also geek out over etymology and pattern‑spotting, as in “Just learned that desesperado means desperate and that the word despair comes from the word desperate bc desesperar translates to despair, this shit too easyyy”, which shows a very Ravenclaw-ish delight in connections between words. Their curiosity extends beyond Spanish: they’re passively picking up Portuguese from their feed in “I've been acquiring a decent amount of portuguese and can read a post without needing to translate like %58 of the time”, and they actively seek out understanding of memes and slang across languages, like in “Took me a good passive 3 months to finally understand what 'neta' means in spanish, and then I come back and now we got new bullshit in english wdym bout some 'sybau' ????“. While they clearly care about justice and community (hinting at Hufflepuff or Gryffindor) in tweets like “I really want the black and latino community to stand strong together especially in times like this. It is so important”, the most consistent and defining trait across their timeline is intellectual curiosity, wordplay, and enjoyment of understanding complex online and cultural discourse—classic Ravenclaw energy.
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Your song
Titi Me Preguntó - Bad Bunny
A well‑known song that fits them best is Titi Me Preguntó by Bad Bunny, because it blends humor, chaotic online energy, and Latino cultural pride in the same way their timeline does. They’re deeply invested in Spanish and Latin culture, from posts like “I love learning spanish, what a beautiful language” to “So wishing I had more than 25% of puertorican broo… very happy to be apart of the hype, big W for the latino community”. The song’s playful, slightly messy vibe mirrors their self-described commitment to being a “full time silly goose” in “I'm committing to being a full time silly goose, now, forever and always”. Bad Bunny’s mix of tenderness, flexing, and jokes fits their balance of serious takes about politics and community—like “I really want the black and latino community to stand strong together especially in times like this”—with unfiltered, chaotic humor such as “Just pooped a fat shart in shitter”. Since they even reference him directly in “Bad bunny says nobody has to learn spanish, it's better if y'all learn how to dance after I spent 9 months learning spanish like he told me to”, a signature Bad Bunny track that celebrates language, culture, and playful drama is an especially fitting match.
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