Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal fan: Defends Pep and City even in bad runs, e.g. “y’all hating pep needs to stop cuz we would not have won 6 out of the last 7 prems without him” and “what is with this fanbase? its ctid until we’re doing bad and now u wanna turn on the coach?”.
- Protective supportive: Stands up for players like Gvardiol and Alvarez, e.g. “FUCK GVARDIOL HATERS BC THIS MAN HAD GIVEN EVERYTHING FOR THIS CLUB THIS SEASON” and “lowkey alvarez is underrated bc bro literally has 32 g/a this season”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about wins and losses, e.g. “we’re in the mud aren’t we?” and “WE WONNN 😭😭😭😭😭😭 RODRIGO OMGGG YOURE HIM”.
- Principled respectful: Values appreciation and respect, e.g. “think about the good times they gave us and appreciate who they were while accepting that’s it’s time to say goodbye now” and “can ppl just stop hating? world would be a lot better icl”.
- Thoughtful analytical: Proposes detailed squad and transfer ideas, e.g. “must buy: backup cdm… rb who can defend… young cam… must sell: walker…” and “buying dani olmo would actually be good cuz kdb is 33… then he can help younger players like mcatee and echeverri”.
Weaknesses:
- Volatile reactions: Swings between despair and optimism, e.g. “seasons over yall prem is done ucl done… fuck football im done” vs. “headloss is over back to delusion 😛 idk why i genuinely feel like we can turn this around?”.
- Harsh language: Uses strong profanity and aggressive phrasing, e.g. “MAN FUCK YOU” and “fuck arsenal fuck partey fuck the prem fuck football im done”.
- Catastrophic thinking: Frames results in extreme terms, e.g. “if we don’t win feyenoord i might not be on the planet anymore” and “seasons over yall prem is done ucl done… fuck football im done”.
- Addictive usage: Self-identifies overuse of the platform, e.g. “why am i addicted to TWITTER 😭😭 this is so embarrassing”.
- Echo-chamber mindset: Pushes away opposing views instead of engaging, e.g. “if ur unironically pepout dni (me talking as if i have fans 😭)” and “can u all stop hating pep 😭 good result… bad result: all peps fault”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Jae comes across as passionate, thoughtful, and idealistic in a very Lisa Simpson way: they care deeply about fairness and decency in their community, like when they say “can ppl just stop hating? world would be a lot better icl”. They’re loyal to their principles and idols even when others turn on them, defending Pep and the players with tweets like “what is with this fanbase? its ctid until we’re doing bad and now u wanna turn on the coach?” and “FUCK GVARDIOL HATERS BC THIS MAN HAD GIVEN EVERYTHING FOR THIS CLUB THIS SEASON”. Like Lisa, they overthink and worry about outcomes, admitting things like “guys i would love to be delulu but it’ll hurt me more” and “how do i lower my hope for the ballon dor?? 😭😭 pls i don’t want my dreams to be crushed”. They also mix rational analysis with emotion in their football takes, listing detailed transfer needs in tweets like “must buy: backup cdm… rb who can defend… young cam…” while still being very emotionally attached to players. Overall, the combination of idealism, loyalty, emotional intensity, and thoughtful analysis makes Jae most similar to Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFJ
They lean Extrovert (E) because they are highly expressive, openly venting and celebrating with others, and even comment on their own Twitter use, e.g. “why am i addicted to TWITTER 😭😭 this is so embarrassing”, and speak to the wider fanbase as if in a group conversation, like “what is with this fanbase? its ctid until we’re doing bad…”. They show Intuition (N) through future‑oriented, big‑picture thinking about the club’s direction and squad building, such as speculative transfer structures and succession planning in “buying dani olmo would actually be good cuz kdb is 33… then dani would be 27, in his prime, and could fill kdb’s position”. Their arguments are strongly value‑driven and emotionally framed, pointing to Feeling (F): they defend players’ and manager’s dignity, e.g. “can ppl just stop hating? world would be a lot better icl” and “guys why can’t u just love ur players?? no need to compare bro…”. They also emphasize loyalty and appreciation even in hard moments, as in “it’s not time to start disregarding all they’ve done for us… appreciate who they were while accepting that’s it’s time to say goodbye”. Finally, they show a Judging (J) preference by listing structured transfer ins/outs and "must buy/must sell" plans, e.g. “must buy: backup cdm… rb who can defend… must sell: walker…” and “ins: 2 3 midfielders… outs: kevin… bernardo…”, indicating a desire for order, planning, and clear decisions about how things should be. Taken together—socially expressive, future‑minded, values‑driven, and organized—they best fit ENFJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You know how you said ‘if ur unironically pepout dni’? Don’t worry, I’m fully Pep-in and Jae-in — built for long-term projects and defending you like you defend Guardiola.
- You praying ‘GOD PLEASE KEEP GVARDIOL FROM EVER GETTING INJURED’ made me realize something… who’s praying to keep your heart safe? Because I’m ready to put in Gvardiol-level minutes for that.
- You made a whole transfer list with Wirtz, MGW, Reijnders and new full-backs… but be honest, the only signing you really need is someone who’ll hype Rodri, Haaland and your football art as much as you do — I’m available on a free.
- You said ‘ucl nights when city aren’t in them 😢’ — how about we make our own UCL night: Unlimited Compliments & Love, featuring one delulu City fan and one person who thinks Cherki’s #1 fan is kinda adorable?
- You said we should ‘think about the good times they gave us and appreciate who they were while accepting it’s time to say goodbye’ — I feel that… but I’m hoping if we ever start talking, you’ll put me on the ‘must keep’ list, not the outs.
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Man City obsessive in Canadian time zones. Once planned a whole day around a Rodri pivot masterclass. Tactics, transfers & respectful chaos.– @jae_mcfc
Your signature cocktail
The Pep & Delulu Highball
Blue curaçao sets the color to City blue and Haaland FC vibes, matching their bio and constant sky-blue timeline, like “HAALAND FC | cherki’s #1 fan 🩵”. Tequila Blanco brings that volatile, passionate hit – the same energy as “FUCK GVARDIOL HATERS…” and “if ur unironically pepout dni”. Grapefruit soda keeps it bright and fizzy but slightly tart, like their hopeful-but-suffering delusion in “headloss is over back to delusion 😛 idk why i genuinely feel like we can turn this around?”. A dash of bitters represents the heartbreak and melodrama of tweets like “seasons over yall prem is done ucl done…” and “we’re in the mud aren’t we?”. The lime wedge and salted rim add sharpness and grounding, reflecting their rational side when defending players and asking for less hate, as in “can ppl just stop hating? world would be a lot better icl” and “guys why can’t u just love ur players??”. This cocktail is strong, bright, a little salty, and perfectly built for late-night UCL timeline chaos when “ucl nights when city aren’t in them 😢” hits.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Jae’s defining trait across their timeline is loyalty—to their club, manager, and players—over results or popular opinion, which is distinctly Hufflepuff. They defend Pep even when others turn on him, saying fans should remember what he’s done for City rather than pile on after bad results, as seen in posts like “y’all hating pep needs to stop cuz we would not have won 6 out of the last 7 prems without him…” and “if ur unironically pepout dni (me talking as if i have fans 😭)”. They consistently preach kindness and non-comparison, urging fans to respect players and avoid hate, e.g. “can ppl just stop hating? world would be a lot better icl” and “guys why can’t u just love ur players?? no need to compare bro at the end of the day they both play for the same club”. Their protectiveness over players like Gvardiol and the emphasis on effort over perfection—“THIS MAN HAD GIVEN EVERYTHING FOR THIS CLUB THIS SEASON… MAN FUCK YOU” and “think about the good times they gave us and appreciate who they were while accepting that’s it’s time to say goodbye now”—show a fairness- and gratitude-based mindset. While there’s some passion and headloss that could hint at Gryffindor, the core throughline is steadfast loyalty, appreciation of hard work, and an almost moral insistence on treating people fairly, which fits Hufflepuff best.
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Your song
Blue Moon - Richard Rodgers & Lorenz Hart (Manchester City anthem version)
The song that best suits Jae is Blue Moon, the classic adopted as Manchester City’s anthem, because their whole personality on X revolves around living and suffering with City. Their bio literally centers on the club and its players, calling themselves “HAALAND FC” and “cherki’s #1 fan 🩵”, and they constantly oscillate between despair and devotion, like when they post “we’re in the mud aren’t we?” and then go straight back to defending the team. The emotional swings in Blue Moon—from loneliness to finally finding love—mirror how they ride out bad results and still stay loyal, as seen in “what is with this fanbase? its ctid until we’re doing bad and now u wanna turn on the coach?”. Their constant protection of Pep and the players, like “y’all hating pep needs to stop cuz we would not have won 6 out of the last 7 prems without him”, shows that City is their emotional center, just as Blue Moon is at the heart of City’s identity. Even their dramatic reactions—“ucl nights when city aren’t in them 😢”—fit the song’s melancholic but devoted vibe, making Blue Moon the perfect musical match.
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