Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most content is about solitary fandom consumption and inner feelings rather than active socializing, e.g. reading fanfic alone instead of going out: “reading ereri instead of going to school like a fat chud” and intense parasocial/yume focus like “I feel corny making yume posts but like I love Eren”. They are strongly Intuitive (N): they fixate on ships, alternate scenarios and psychological angles (e.g. violent/emo headcanons), rather than real‑world facts, as in “in another universe where they don't end most the world right after meeting, Ymir comes and stays with Eren in the basement…” and meta commentary like “I don't give a shit if my ships are any type of 'slop,' I ship it for myself not for you. I LOVE slop ships.”. Their tone is clearly Feeling (F): they prioritize emotional attachment and personal values, e.g. “I love eren and levi so much that sometimes just thinking about them brings tears to my eyes”, worry about being disliked “all 189 of my followers hate me and want me to leave twitter forever guys say something”, and emphasize how ships make them feel over whether they are logical or canon. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P): they act spontaneously, procrastinate and struggle with structure, as shown by “reading ereri instead of going to school”, weight‑loss inconsistency “i'm eating so much fucking junk food lately I probably regained all the weight I lost someone tell me to lock in rn”, and drifting into shtwt while explicitly avoiding firm commitments: “lowk getting back into shtwt lately just not as a poster because I don't wanna relapse”. Putting this together, their mix of intense inner fantasy life, value‑driven emotional posts, and loose, unstructured lifestyle best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you ‘rarely like AUs’… good thing me liking you is canon, not an AU. Want to skip the fanfic and go straight to our pre-timeskip arc together?
- You’re out here wanting to cradle Eren and feed him cheeseburgers, but have you considered a modern AU where you cradle me and we split Wingstop instead?
- Saw you at that ICE protest and then tweeting ‘I’m killing myself’ over ereri—if you ever need someone to hold the picket sign in the day and cry over Levi’s 5'3" perfection with you at night, I volunteer as tribute.
- You miss Eren’s asshole, I miss your timeline when I’m offline—statistically speaking, we should probably fix both by hanging out and live-tweeting our mutual breakdown over ereri.
- You’re 16, love ereri, lolis, umamusume, and you still find time to stress about class scheduling and geometry tests—honestly, that’s more impressive than Eren’s founding titan arc. Can I be the Levi to your overworked Eren and help you ‘lock in’ instead of doomscrolling shtwt?
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16 • he/him • Geometry naps, protest days, and way too much AoT analysis. Once skipped school for fanfic and called it “independent study.”– @jaegersnuff
Your signature cocktail
The Eren Jaegerbomb of My Heart
This cocktail is loud, messy, and a little unhinged, just like their timeline twitting every few minutes and crying over Eren, so it needs the punch of spiced dark rum to match the intensity of posts like "I will have gay sex with eren jaeger" and "I love eren and levi so much that sometimes just thinking about them brings tears to my eyes". Sour apple liqueur adds a sharp, tangy edge for all the chaotic, slightly toxic fandom takes like "I don't CARE if my ship makes no sense if I wanna see them fuck I WILL watch them fuck" and the gleeful embrace of slop in "I LOVE slop ships.". The cola with a shot of espresso captures their exhausted student life and late-night scrolling, nodding to tweets like "finished my geometry test and went right to sleep" and the constant tiredness in "i'm tiredddd i'm tired". A grenadine drizzle stands in for the morbid, blood-tinged fixations, echoing posts such as "eren slitting his wrists and getting hard at the blood spraying everywhere" and "levi should cut eren open and lick up his blood like an addict going through withdrawals", turning that gore into something visually pretty but still dark. Finally, crushed ice and a cherry on top represent the softer, needy core under all the edgy jokes, like "I crave physical affection i've been cooped up all week uhrrtrggg" and "I need someone to spoon me this instant", giving the drink a playful, cute finish that still sits on top of something dangerously strong.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show classic Gryffindor boldness and willingness to publicly stand by their convictions, like when they join a protest and proudly post about it: “went to an ICE protest outside my school the trumpies showed up but the anti ICE crowd was much bigger”. Their timeline is full of intense, impulsive emotional reactions and self-exposure, such as “i'm killing myself” and “I crave physical affection i've been cooped up all week uhrrtrggg”, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency toward raw, dramatic expressiveness. They’re also unbothered by controversy and openly challenge fandom norms, saying “I don't CARE if my ship makes no sense if I wanna see them fuck I WILL watch them fuck” and “I always see shippers argue about whether EM are step siblings or not i'm so glad idgaf #incest #multishipper”, showing a kind of reckless courage bordering on defiance. Even their self-deprecating posts about skipping school to read fanfic, like “reading ereri instead of going to school like a fat chud”, have that Gryffindor-style impulsive prioritization of passion over prudence. Overall, the combination of activism, confrontational honesty, and emotional intensity points more toward a loud, gutsy Gryffindor than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the steadiness of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A song that fits them well is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance. They’re openly 16 and constantly tweeting in a raw, unfiltered way about being overwhelmed, like when they say “i'm tiredddd i'm tired” and “all 189 of my followers hate me and want me to leave twitter forever guys say something”, which mirrors the song’s anxious, rebellious teen energy. The track’s themes of being misunderstood and pushed around by adults line up with them going to protests and clashing with the world around them, shown in “went to an ICE protest outside my school the trumpies showed up but the anti ICE crowd was much bigger”. Their dramatic fixation on fandom and ships, such as “ugh ereri always on my mind I miss them guys I miss them so much” and “reading ereri instead of going to school like a fat chud”, matches the melodramatic, emotionally intense tone of the song. Overall, Teenagers captures their mixture of angst, humor, hyperfixation, and defiant teenage identity.
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