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Your Simpsons character
They read as a passionate, slightly overdramatic but very thoughtful media nerd, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa, they are deeply invested in stories and characters, analyzing ships and plot choices in detail, for example complaining about fandom discourse in “everyone arguing abt ships and what ships ppl like over the other one . can we just like multiple things guys” and defending characters’ nuance in “the concept of people still hating nancy because she emotionally cheated in season one ?”. They also mix genuine political or ethical awareness with their fandom life, like going to a protest between fic and movies in “reading byler fic in the morning, attending a union protest later, and finishing my day off with the fnaf 2 movie… i love my woke life”, which mirrors Lisa’s activism and intellect alongside her pop-culture interests. Their self-aware, slightly anxious humor—such as “ok sorry im not active on here i just feel like my brain is melting when i tweet” and “im like if will byers was a small lesbian girl”—also aligns with Lisa’s blend of insecurity, introspection, and wit. Overall, they feel less like chaotic Bart and more like a modern, very-online Lisa Simpson who channels big feelings and strong opinions into media analysis, activism, and creative fandom engagement.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): many tweets center on solitary media consumption like “listening to btg reading byler fic at the middle of the night …. this year is going to be lit” and feeling brain‑melt when tweeting, as in “ok sorry im not active on here i just feel like my brain is melting when i tweet”, suggesting social media drains rather than energizes them. Their focus on fandom interpretations, ships, and meaning over concrete facts signals Intuition (N): they analyze character dynamics and themes, e.g. “the concept of people still hating nancy because she emotionally cheated in season one ?” and imagine off‑screen possibilities like “if the timeskip was 18 months does anyone think about how byler spent the holidays together .. under the same roof .. being cute and exchanging presents”. They clearly value feelings, relationships, and moral stances, pointing to Feeling (F): they rally around ships and emotional justice (“everyone arguing abt ships and what ships ppl like over the other one . can we just like multiple things guys”) and get very emotionally invested in characters, like the intense reaction in “😭😭😭🥹😢😭…hhenderhopppp😭😢…”. Their lifestyle appears spontaneous and flexible, consistent with Perceiving (P): they often react in the moment (e.g. sudden anger at streaming issues in “my netflix isnt working yo im bombing my city”) and describe themselves as disorganized or falling behind, such as “falling off my doodle game………..” and missing episodes of Fallout in “ok i might be dumb i thought fallout season 2 wasnt releasing until later in the year .. turned out i already missed like 5 episodes already”. Putting this together—introverted, imaginative, emotionally driven, and spontaneous—they best fit INFP.

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Tulip, 18. Part-time union protestor, full-time Stranger Things + FNAF analyst. Once asked for a Paul Dano haircut and got Joyce Byers instead.– @jaeneulceo

Your signature cocktail
This drink is bright, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like someone who says “ok sorry im not active on here i just feel like my brain is melting when i tweet” yet still live-blogs their entire Stranger Things emotional arc. Lychee soju/vodka is soft but sneaky-strong, matching the mix of vulnerable and feral energy in “im like if will byers was a small lesbian girl”. Passion fruit juice captures their intense fandom feelings from “10 minutes until vol2 ……. byler endgame im so fucking ready” and the dramatic high of “CHEATING FICS START NOW”. Sour apple liqueur adds tart chaos for moments like “my netflix isnt working yo im bombing my city” and their caps-lock meltdowns over ships and finales. Ramune soda or lemonade keeps it playful and teen-coded, echoing the goofy sincerity of “reading byler fic in the morning, attending a union protest later, and finishing my day off with the fnaf 2 movie… i love my woke life”. A pop rocks rim represents their oversaturated timeline and fizzing reactions, from “😭😭😭🥹😢😭😢😢😢😭😭😢😢😭😭hhenderhopppp😭😢😢😭😢😭😢😢🥹🥹h😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥹🥹😢😭🥹” to gleeful chaos like “i went to go check out my new follower thinking maybe i got a new st moot. i click their page and im bombarded with bara furry porn”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a very analytical, meta way of engaging with media and fandom that aligns closely with Ravenclaw. They repeatedly dissect character motivations and narrative choices, like questioning long‑held fandom grudges in “the concept of people still hating nancy because she emotionally cheated in season one ?” and evaluating how ships are treated across the story in “tbh if anything. jayviks should be on bylers side because they ALSO didnt get a semicanon ending until the finale … (hopefully)”. They also show frustration with shallow thinking and demand people use their own brains, as in “i feel like twitter replies have gotten more pea brained. under every tweet theres 20 variations of a ‘context?😑’ … because apparently people dont know how to look at a persons account or just idk. leave something at surface level.”. Their love of niche in‑jokes and self‑aware humor (e.g. “#niche” and the elaborate comparisons like “im like if will byers was a small lesbian girl”) reflects the wit and slightly offbeat intellect typical of Ravenclaw. While there are flashes of Slytherin self‑preservation and Gryffindor dramatics, their strongest throughline is thoughtful, often critical engagement with ideas and storytelling, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw.

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A fitting song for them is “Teenage Dirtbag” because it captures being a dramatic, emotional, slightly chaotic teen who cares a lot about fandom and feelings. Their bio and age (“18y” and femme + he/she) plus tweets like “listening to btg reading byler fic at the middle of the night …. this year is going to be lit” show someone staying up late, immersed in ships and stories, like the song’s narrator lost in his own world. They also oscillate between self-deprecating humor and intense emotions, like “ok sorry im not active on here i just feel like my brain is melting when i tweet” and “FUCK THIS DSTUPID BULLSHIT SHOW”, which matches the song’s angsty but playful tone. Their fixation on niche ships and being a little outsider-y, as seen in “im like if will byers was a small lesbian girl” and “reading byler fic in the morning, attending a union protest later, and finishing my day off with the fnaf 2 movie… i love my woke life”, fits perfectly with the song’s theme of being the odd one out with very specific interests. Overall, the combination of teen angst, humor, and heartfelt nerdiness in their tweets mirrors the mood and story of Teenage Dirtbag.

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