Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Deep, consistent engagement with Stranger Things, Byler, FNAF, etc., like “10 minutes until vol2 ……. byler endgame im so fucking ready” and multiple Byler/ST ship discussions.
- Humorous self‑aware: Uses self-deprecating humor and irony, e.g. “ok sorry im not active on here i just feel like my brain is melting when i tweet” and “i remember when i was a small tulip bud i asked for a paul dano ish haircut… thought i looked like joyce byers”.
- Community‑oriented: Cares about moots and fandom circles, as seen in “lost 2 moots PLEASE ILL BE BETTER” and goodnight posts like “goodnight oomfs 🌷🐹”.
- Socially aware: Shows awareness of wider issues and online behavior, e.g. “reading byler fic in the morning, attending a union protest later… i love my woke life” and criticism of low-effort context replies in “i feel like twitter replies have gotten more pea brained…”.
- Creative fandom: Engages in drawing, RP, and character analysis, such as “falling off my doodle game………..”, “im rpfing tf outttttttttt”, and detailed ship/meta posts about Byler, Stonathan, Ronance, etc.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequent use of aggressive or violent phrasing like “my netflix isnt working yo im bombing my city” and “FUCK THIS DSTUPID BULLSHIT SHOW”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets emotionally in the moment about minor issues, e.g. “why are my followers actively decreasing WHAT DID I DO” and intense all-caps reactions like “THISIS KILLING MEE”.
- Conflict‑prone: Public callouts and accusations using charged terms, as in “this little predblud REFUSES to take accountability… we got a major pdf file on our hands” and “NATE AKA @acrevelll CALLOUT.”.
- Self‑critical: Talks down on own presence and content, like “sorry giys i dont have much to say on here thats not utterly embarrassing” and follower anxiety in “lost 2 moots PLEASE ILL BE BETTER”.
- Drama‑reactive: Highly reactive to fandom and show developments, visible in meltdown-style posts such as “CHEATING FICS START NOW”, “ok like Fucking whatever”, and “n*ah defenders in big 2025”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a passionate, slightly overdramatic but very thoughtful media nerd, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa, they are deeply invested in stories and characters, analyzing ships and plot choices in detail, for example complaining about fandom discourse in “everyone arguing abt ships and what ships ppl like over the other one . can we just like multiple things guys” and defending characters’ nuance in “the concept of people still hating nancy because she emotionally cheated in season one ?”. They also mix genuine political or ethical awareness with their fandom life, like going to a protest between fic and movies in “reading byler fic in the morning, attending a union protest later, and finishing my day off with the fnaf 2 movie… i love my woke life”, which mirrors Lisa’s activism and intellect alongside her pop-culture interests. Their self-aware, slightly anxious humor—such as “ok sorry im not active on here i just feel like my brain is melting when i tweet” and “im like if will byers was a small lesbian girl”—also aligns with Lisa’s blend of insecurity, introspection, and wit. Overall, they feel less like chaotic Bart and more like a modern, very-online Lisa Simpson who channels big feelings and strong opinions into media analysis, activism, and creative fandom engagement.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): many tweets center on solitary media consumption like “listening to btg reading byler fic at the middle of the night …. this year is going to be lit” and feeling brain‑melt when tweeting, as in “ok sorry im not active on here i just feel like my brain is melting when i tweet”, suggesting social media drains rather than energizes them. Their focus on fandom interpretations, ships, and meaning over concrete facts signals Intuition (N): they analyze character dynamics and themes, e.g. “the concept of people still hating nancy because she emotionally cheated in season one ?” and imagine off‑screen possibilities like “if the timeskip was 18 months does anyone think about how byler spent the holidays together .. under the same roof .. being cute and exchanging presents”. They clearly value feelings, relationships, and moral stances, pointing to Feeling (F): they rally around ships and emotional justice (“everyone arguing abt ships and what ships ppl like over the other one . can we just like multiple things guys”) and get very emotionally invested in characters, like the intense reaction in “😭😭😭🥹😢😭…hhenderhopppp😭😢…”. Their lifestyle appears spontaneous and flexible, consistent with Perceiving (P): they often react in the moment (e.g. sudden anger at streaming issues in “my netflix isnt working yo im bombing my city”) and describe themselves as disorganized or falling behind, such as “falling off my doodle game………..” and missing episodes of Fallout in “ok i might be dumb i thought fallout season 2 wasnt releasing until later in the year .. turned out i already missed like 5 episodes already”. Putting this together—introverted, imaginative, emotionally driven, and spontaneous—they best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You missing five episodes of Fallout S2 is crazy, because I’ve been stuck on episode 1 of us: ‘the part where I figure out how to ask Tulip out without sounding insane.’
- You paused your LARP to tweet, I paused my entire character arc the moment I saw “im like if will byers was a small lesbian girl” and thought, oh. That’s exactly my type actually.
- You’re out here drinking nasty salon tea so you don’t seem rude, rewatching Stranger Things with your mom, going to union protests, and reading Byler fic at 3AM… I don’t want a perfect person, I want *that* person. I want you.
- If Byler isn’t endgame in the finale, that’s fine. I’m just submitting a new ship for consideration: Tulip x The Person Who Sends Her High-Quality Mike Camo Fit Pics and Also Horribly Sincere Compliments (me).
- You said you’re ‘not active because your brain melts when you tweet,’ but I’ve read your timeline and honestly? I’d let my brain fully Vecna-crumble if it means you keep oversharing in my DMs instead.
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Your new Twitter bio
Tulip, 18. Part-time union protestor, full-time Stranger Things + FNAF analyst. Once asked for a Paul Dano haircut and got Joyce Byers instead.– @jaeneulceo
Your signature cocktail
Tulip Byler Brain-Melt Spritz
This drink is bright, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like someone who says “ok sorry im not active on here i just feel like my brain is melting when i tweet” yet still live-blogs their entire Stranger Things emotional arc. Lychee soju/vodka is soft but sneaky-strong, matching the mix of vulnerable and feral energy in “im like if will byers was a small lesbian girl”. Passion fruit juice captures their intense fandom feelings from “10 minutes until vol2 ……. byler endgame im so fucking ready” and the dramatic high of “CHEATING FICS START NOW”. Sour apple liqueur adds tart chaos for moments like “my netflix isnt working yo im bombing my city” and their caps-lock meltdowns over ships and finales. Ramune soda or lemonade keeps it playful and teen-coded, echoing the goofy sincerity of “reading byler fic in the morning, attending a union protest later, and finishing my day off with the fnaf 2 movie… i love my woke life”. A pop rocks rim represents their oversaturated timeline and fizzing reactions, from “😭😭😭🥹😢😭😢😢😢😭😭😢😢😭😭hhenderhopppp😭😢😢😭😢😭😢😢🥹🥹h😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥹🥹😢😭🥹” to gleeful chaos like “i went to go check out my new follower thinking maybe i got a new st moot. i click their page and im bombarded with bara furry porn”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline shows a very analytical, meta way of engaging with media and fandom that aligns closely with Ravenclaw. They repeatedly dissect character motivations and narrative choices, like questioning long‑held fandom grudges in “the concept of people still hating nancy because she emotionally cheated in season one ?” and evaluating how ships are treated across the story in “tbh if anything. jayviks should be on bylers side because they ALSO didnt get a semicanon ending until the finale … (hopefully)”. They also show frustration with shallow thinking and demand people use their own brains, as in “i feel like twitter replies have gotten more pea brained. under every tweet theres 20 variations of a ‘context?😑’ … because apparently people dont know how to look at a persons account or just idk. leave something at surface level.”. Their love of niche in‑jokes and self‑aware humor (e.g. “#niche” and the elaborate comparisons like “im like if will byers was a small lesbian girl”) reflects the wit and slightly offbeat intellect typical of Ravenclaw. While there are flashes of Slytherin self‑preservation and Gryffindor dramatics, their strongest throughline is thoughtful, often critical engagement with ideas and storytelling, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
A fitting song for them is “Teenage Dirtbag” because it captures being a dramatic, emotional, slightly chaotic teen who cares a lot about fandom and feelings. Their bio and age (“18y” and femme + he/she) plus tweets like “listening to btg reading byler fic at the middle of the night …. this year is going to be lit” show someone staying up late, immersed in ships and stories, like the song’s narrator lost in his own world. They also oscillate between self-deprecating humor and intense emotions, like “ok sorry im not active on here i just feel like my brain is melting when i tweet” and “FUCK THIS DSTUPID BULLSHIT SHOW”, which matches the song’s angsty but playful tone. Their fixation on niche ships and being a little outsider-y, as seen in “im like if will byers was a small lesbian girl” and “reading byler fic in the morning, attending a union protest later, and finishing my day off with the fnaf 2 movie… i love my woke life”, fits perfectly with the song’s theme of being the odd one out with very specific interests. Overall, the combination of teen angst, humor, and heartfelt nerdiness in their tweets mirrors the mood and story of Teenage Dirtbag.
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