Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Community Oriented: Actively promotes friends and seeks connection, such as asking “Can my vip oomfs follow😊 and we can all be bffs”.
- Artistically Expressive: Utilizes skills at a print shop to create custom decor, noting they “love working in a print shop and printing posters i find on pinterest”.
- Candid Authenticity: Embraces their identity and neurodivergence openly, as seen in their bio and “BITCHES LOVE MY AUTISTIC SWAG”.
- Passionate Fan: Shows deep, long-term dedication to K-pop groups like SHINee, even “Drunk as hell at midnight listening to shinee debut”.
- Observational Humor: Shares relatable, funny anecdotes about daily life, like the “men in 2006 subaru legacies with completely crunched up front ends”.
Weaknesses:
- Substance Reliance: Frequently mentions using caffeine and marijuana to function, stating a “weed pen puts me to sleep”.
- Poor Time Management: Often wakes up late or unprepared for responsibilities, like “woke up in a cold sweat with my phone completely dead and work in 2 hours”.
- Unprofessional Habits: Admits to a lack of effort regarding their work appearance, saying they “idec anymore” about missing eyebrows or falling jeans.
- Impulsive Spending: Self-identifies a lack of self-control in retail environments, claiming it “should be illegal to get high and go grocery shopping”.
- Emotional Volatility: Reacts with extreme intensity to industry news, such as using profanity over “sm using ai for all of their groups”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The overall vibe is chaotic, impulsive, affectionate, and self-deprecating in a way that fits Homer Simpson best. Like Homer, they juggle being a mess with being oddly loving and sincere: they talk about waking up in disarray at work — “Showing up to work half my eyebrow missing jeans falling down my ass snot coming down my nose idec anymore” — yet they’re also excited about friends and community, like “Goodmorning everypony i have aJob interview today and i love my friends”. Their impulsive indulgence in food, weed, and drinks mirrors Homer’s over-the-top habits, for example “Every day of my chud life i wake up and have a 12oz redbull And then i drink 3 zero sugar a&ws throughout my day and at night i Lie awake until my weed pen puts me to sleep .” and “Second redbull of the day”. The mix of loud emotional reactions, like “EVERYONE FUCKING MOVE” and “Fuck my stupid baka life”, with simple joys in music, cats, and fandom resembles Homer’s big feelings about TV, donuts, and family. Even their unapologetically silly, slightly gross oversharing, such as “Anyone else picking their septum boogers”, fits Homer’s embrace of the crude and ridiculous while still being oddly endearing.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Jae possesses an energetic and expressive personality that aligns with the Extroverted and Feeling types, frequently sharing intense emotional reactions to their interests, such as when they screamed “EVERYONE FUCKING MOVE” during a K-pop announcement. Their Intuitive side is shown through a preference for abstract humor and personal symbolism, like finding “Taemins everywhere for those with eyes to see…” rather than focusing on literal reality. Jae is a quintessential Perceiver, exhibiting a highly spontaneous and chaotic lifestyle where they might “rearrange my room when i get out of work” on a whim or show up to work with “half my eyebrow missing” because they “idec anymore.” This combination of high-energy fan engagement and a self-described “autistic swag” points to a person who values authenticity and emotional connection over rigid structure.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my weed pen? Because I'm hoping you can be the one to finally put me to sleep tonight.
- Forget SM and their AI—I'd wait 3+ years for a comeback if it meant getting some of your 'autistic swag.'
- I promise I’m more reliable than a 2006 Subaru Legacy with a crunched-up front end; I’ll never pull out in front of you and act like you’re the problem.
- Is your name Trent Reznor? Because honestly, I can’t with this mess and I’m ready to start a Seunghyun movement with you.
- I’d definitely be one of those 4 people on your Instagram close friends story... I promise I’m worth the 32-year-old aegyo.
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Your new Twitter bio
Print shop professional and Shinee enthusiast. Ask me about the time I fell down the basement stairs and landed in a litter box. Finding the swag in every day.– @jaetism
Your signature cocktail
The Autistic Swag-tini
This drink captures Jae’s chaotic energy, blending the caffeine of their “Second redbull of the day” with the struggle of a “soju wont openim struggling so much” night. The Blue Curacao represents the deep 'Iron Lung' vibes and their love for SHINee’s aesthetic, while the edible glitter honors the fact that “BITCHES LOVE MY AUTISTIC SWAG”. Finally, the single marshmallow is a nod to the childhood memory of the “Onew towels I would pour milk on and suck the milk back out of”, adding a touch of sensory-friendly sweetness to an otherwise unhinged, high-proof masterpiece.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Jae exemplifies Slytherin traits through a blend of sharp resourcefulness, self-preservation, and a fiercely curated social circle. They demonstrate a classic Slytherin protectiveness over their inner sanctum, tweeting, “I fully trust everyone on my instagram all of my followers besides like 4 of them are on my close friends story”, while maintaining a biting, ambitious wit regarding their personal brand of “AUTISTIC SWAG”. Their resourcefulness shines in their hobby of “working in a print shop and printing posters i find on pinterest😊”, showing a clever way to acquire what they want. Furthermore, their blunt, unapologetic communication style, seen in quotes like “Yeah we gotta put u somewhere.” and “THERE IS NO FUCKING YOU THERE IS ONLY ME.”, displays a core focus on self-assertion and individualism typical of the serpent house.
Your movie
Your song
People Are People - Depeche Mode
Jae exemplifies the spirit of a dedicated 'devotee' through their deep appreciation for industrial and synth-pop icons, specifically noting that “Trent Reznor is such a bottom i cant with this mess” and identifying as a “Guy who’s listened to 1000 Depeche Mode songs”. People Are People suits them because it mirrors their chaotic but sincere online presence, where they oscillate between extreme K-pop stan energy and raw, vulnerable updates like “Fuck my stupid baka life”. The song’s message of accepting differences aligns with their proud bio, “BITCHES LOVE MY AUTISTIC SWAG,” and their tendency to experience life in “strange highs and lowsss”. Ultimately, Jae is just an individual navigating the world through a haze of Red Bull, weed, and intense musical fixations.
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