
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Like Bart, @jaggedcuts exhibits a rebellious, dark sense of humor and a preoccupation with their own 'downfall,' often acting out as a way to cope with internal distress. The user maintains a chaotic and edgy online persona, much like Bart’s 'Eat My Shorts' attitude, exemplified by their sarcastic take on personal struggles: “i think beans should be purple instead”. They share Bart's impulsive nature and tendency to 'crash out' during emotional peaks, admitting, “i actually dont know how much longer i can do this”. This digital presence mirrors a troubled youth seeking attention and validation in a niche subculture, similar to how Bart seeks notoriety through his pranks and 'bad boy' image. Ultimately, the user’s blend of self-deprecation and bravado regarding their 'alt' life, such as when they post, “fresh alt so i dont trigger my oomfs on main”, aligns with Bart's frequent attempts to navigate a world that doesn't quite understand his destructive tendencies.

Your MBTI personality Type
Jaggedcuts demonstrates Introversion (I) through a deep focus on internal states and a tendency to retreat from social interactions, noting how they “closed off so slowly” and use an alt account to avoid others. Their Intuition (N) is seen in their abstract personification of physical experiences, such as asking “if the skin layers had personalities which one would be the meanest”. They lean toward Feeling (F), as their posts are heavily driven by fluctuating moods and intense personal emotions, often reacting to parents or social friction with immediate internal distress. Finally, they exhibit Perceiving (P) through a lack of planning and a chaotic approach to life, admitting they “dont really plan my suicides” and frequently experience spontaneous, unorganized urges.

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Aspiring artist and cook. When I’m not sketching, I’m exploring the kitchen—though I once spent ten minutes trying to cut dry spaghetti. Here for the community.– @jaggedcuts

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This cocktail is a chaotic, 'experimental' mess served in a chilled glass to match the energy of someone who says, “i think beans should be purple instead”. The floral Crème de Violette captures their identity as the 'purple serrated knife,' while the absinthe provides a stinging bite because “are scalpels actually that dangerous cuz like............i have one now”. The hibiscus syrup mimics the 'baby styro' layers they often mention, and the garnish is a cheeky nod to the time they “snapped a dry spaghetti noodle in half and used the sharp end to cut”. It is a bitter-sweet, high-proof drink for someone who feels they are “devolving as a cutter” while trying to maintain a dark sense of humor.

Your Hogwarts House
The user demonstrates a distinct Slytherin focus on identity and community hierarchies, specifically through their exclusionary 'DNI' (Do Not Interact) lists, such as “btw DNI if you are grey serrated knife of shtwt.”. Their resourcefulness is seen in their willingness to use unconventional tools when necessary, such as when they “snapped a dry spaghetti noodle in half and used the sharp end to cut”. They also exhibit a level of self-preservation and calculated planning by maintaining a “fresh alt so i dont trigger my oomfs on main”, ensuring their reputation on one account remains untarnished while they vent on another. Finally, their ambition for specific physical outcomes, like “LOWKEY PRAYING I SUDDEBNLY GET TOO SCARED TO CUT AGAIN”, shows a goal-oriented mindset focused on their own internal state and personal boundaries.

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The song Sharpener perfectly captures the cyclical and isolating nature of self-harm depicted by @jaggedcuts, especially the feeling of being trapped by one's own coping mechanisms. The lyrics reflect the user's struggle with escalating severity, such as when they mention, “i might actually be cooked now that i've started multiswiping 😭😭😭 downfall starts Here”. The song’s focus on the ritualistic and almost casual relationship with blades mirrors their habit of posting “Another suicidal thought that i just HAVE to post to twitter dot com!!” to cope with daily life. Additionally, the track touches on the guilt and secrecy of the habit, which resonates with their internal conflict: “cutting on my arms is my favourite spot but like. i always feel so horribly guilty about doing them 😭”. Ultimately, both the song and the profile portray a fragile existence where pain has become a primary way of navigating the world.

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