Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on identity and behavior, e.g. calling themself a “performative male” in “The most horrible realization ive had is that Im a performative male…”.
- Humorous: Consistently turns awkward or sexual situations into jokes, like “Cafe me and my boys visit started calling calling us the Beyblades cuz were all tops”.
- Affectionate: Shows care for partners and friends, such as “Boyfriend chokes me with his bicep i think I won” and gifting a favorite hat in “Gave a special friend my most favorite hat”.
- Supportive: Uses their platform to help others, like boosting a surgery fundraiser in “Please commission them! They need money asap for their surgery…”.
- Multitalented: Pursues several crafts and roles—art, theatre, cooking, voice work—stated directly in “Theatre actor, Chef, Artist, Begrudgingly a niche micro celebrity, Voice actor…”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Jokes about extreme distress, like “Genuinely ending it all”, suggesting unhealthy coping patterns.
- Oversharing: Frequently posts very intimate or sexual details on main, e.g. “My dick wont fit in this nub flat cage…” and notes “Im getting too comfortable on main these should be in @Jagshiro2”.
- Inconsistent-selfcare: Admits to poor sleep and eating habits, like “I havent ate nor slept for about since a day or two”.
- Emotional-volatility: Mood shifts from playful to deeply down, seen in posts like “Honestly, even after all of this i still cant lie to myself and say that im entirely okay” contrasted with upbeat, horny jokes soon after.
- Impulsive-posting: Nearly leaks NSFW content multiple times, e.g. “ALMOST posted my boobs here FUCK FUCK FUCK” and “ALMOST accidentally posted my chest on here oh my god”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The best match is Homer Simpson, because this user swings wildly between chaotic horny impulsiveness, self-deprecating humor, and surprising moments of competence and tenderness. Like Homer, they constantly stumble into ridiculous situations, such as “Tried to show my best friend that the Amicus plush arm ring thingies fit perfectly on my shaft and both of them ended up getting stuck ITS STILL STUCK PLEASE HELP ME” and “I keep butt tweeting at work that was embarassing”. They’re very openly sexual and cluelessly candid in a Homer-esque way, with posts like “Another oomf bewildered and amazed that i still shitpost during sex 🎉 🎈” and “My dick wont fit in this nub flat cage i think i need an inverted one...”. Underneath the chaos, there’s real emotional vulnerability and unexpected heart, as seen in “Honestly, even after all of this i still cant lie to myself and say that im entirely okay. Maybe im just tired, ill think about it tomorrow more” and “Everything everywhere all at once saved my relationship”. They’re also oddly proud and insecure about their looks at the same time—very Homer—saying “Sometimes I'd be like 'damn i look like shit' and forget that I do modelling on the side” and “I have looked consistently attractive for the last 3 days what the hell is happening”. This mix of lovable disaster energy, horny impulsiveness, and surprising emotional depth makes Homer the closest Simpsons parallel.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly reference social events and group interactions, e.g. raves and conventions like Barkada, and joke about having no bitches despite being surrounded by people: “Theatre actor, Chef, Artist, Begrudgingly a niche micro celebrity, Voice actor and somehow still no bitches”, plus stories of their boyfriends and friends: “Grandma was too chill about me havign two boyfriends…” and “Cafe me and my boys visit started calling calling us the Beyblades cuz were all tops”. They’re clearly iNtuitive (N), drawn to narrative, identity, and meaning over concrete details: they dramatize their life as a story in “My life a visual novel because no fucking shot i dated a politicians son and then hooked up for weeks with my boss what are we even doing chat” and play with gender and presentation as a kind of ongoing meta-concept: “Apparently my gender is a debate topic with my friends…”. They fit Feeling (F) more than Thinking: they prioritize emotional authenticity and relationships, expressing vulnerability in tweets like “Honestly, even after all of this i still cant lie to myself and say that im entirely okay. Maybe im just tired…” and supporting others’ wellbeing: “Please commission them! They need money asap for their surgery, any help is very much appreciated!!”. Even their self-deprecating humor carries an emotive, relational tone: “The most horrible realization ive had is that Im a performative male and that everyone that i know is already aware of it and is waiting for me to realise it”. Finally, they are strongly Perceiving (P): they tweet about impulsive decisions, chaos and last‑minute experiences like “Went to a rave on a monday I feel unemployed”, nearly posting explicit content by accident: “ALMOST posted my boobs here FUCK FUCK FUCK”, and struggling with structure in life and work: “Yeah okay i left my job for no reason im fucked”. The overall picture is a highly social, emotionally expressive, chaotic, story‑minded person, which aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if your barkada calls you all Beyblades because you’re tops, does that mean if we go for coffee I should be ready to ‘let it rip’ into a situationship with you?
- You said your life feels like a visual novel and people treat you like they need friendship level 10 to unlock hooking up—consider this my route start: I bring you free water like Barkada, don’t ask for your AD, and unlock the ‘soft date’ ending first.
- Your grandma looked at you, your two boyfriends, and your cock cage and just went ‘nothing surprises me anymore’—I’m not saying I want to meet her yet, but I *am* saying I’d like to be chaotic enough to get her to raise one eyebrow.
- You play piano, act in theatre, cook, draw, voice act, model, ride a motorcycle, and somehow ‘still no bitches’? I’m volunteering as tribute; it’s statistically irresponsible to let that many talents stay single.
- If your boobs bouncing when you walk ‘stings’ and you’re still rocking platform heels till EVERYTHING HURTS, the least I can do is take you out, carry the heavy stuff, and make sure the only thing sore by the end of the night is your face from smiling too much.
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NSFW artist, theatre kid & voice gremlin. Once butt-tweeted at work and my grandma shrugged at my two boyfriends. Dev of @IvoryBreezeGAME.– @JagShiro
Your signature cocktail
The Performative Golden Retriever
Smoky mezcal stands in for their masc, slightly chaotic thirst-gremlin energy and self-aware drama, like when they say “The most horrible realization ive had is that Im a performative male…”. Honey-ginger syrup adds sweetness and warmth but with a bite, echoing their golden-retriever charm and playful bitey humor from “After a careful consideration, i have concluded that I am a golden retriever”. An espresso shot captures their overactive, multitasking life as a “Theatre actor, Chef, Artist… Voice actor” from “somehow still no bitches”, constantly on the move and online. A few drops of spiced chili tincture reference their unhinged fever cure from “cut up 7 whole red chili peppers… and drunk it so i can sweat my fever away”, adding a masochistic kick that sneaks up on you. Finally, a sparkling water topper keeps it bright and fizzy, like their horny shitposting while multitasking in “still shitpost during sex 🎉 🎈”, making the whole drink feel hyper, flirty, and a little too honest in the best way.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline is dominated by loud impulsivity, bodily risk-taking, and a tendency to throw themself into chaotic situations, all of which are classic Gryffindor traits. They repeatedly put themself in dramatic or dangerous scenarios with a sort of reckless bravado, like drinking chili water to sweat out a fever in “let me tell you how i cut up 7 whole red chili peppers and mixed it into water and drunk it so i can sweat my fever away just now and how it actually worked”, and going to a rave on a Monday in “Went to a rave on a monday I feel unemployed”. There’s a strong performative courage and willingness to be seen that fits Gryffindor’s showy side: they model, post thirst/selfies, and even almost leak nudes multiple times, as in “ALMOST posted my boobs here FUCK FUCK FUCK” and “ALMOST accidentally posted my chest on here oh my god”. They also center their life around intense, dramatic relationships and emotional risks—joking about dating a politician’s son and hooking up with their boss in “no fucking shot i dated a politicians son and then hooked up for weeks with my boss what are we even doing chat”—which reads more like fearless plunge than careful strategy. Even their self-reflection has a theatrical, "main character" flair, such as calling their life a visual novel and themselves a niche micro-celebrity in “Theatre actor, Chef, Artist, Begrudgingly a niche micro celebrity, Voice actor and somehow still no bitches”, which aligns with Gryffindor’s dramatic, spotlight-friendly nature more than the colder calculation of Slytherin or the quiet steadiness of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Born This Way - Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga’s Born This Way fits them because it’s all about unapologetic self-expression and fluid identity, which matches how they play with gender and presentation — for example, they joke about people debating their gender in “Apparently my gender is a debate topic with my friends...” and note that many still think they’re a man in “Its crazy that alot of you still think Im a man”. The song’s message of self-love in the middle of chaos resonates with their mix of confidence and vulnerability, like when they model despite insecurity in “Sometimes I'd be like 'damn i look like shit' and forget that I do modelling on the side”. Their open queer relationships and kink-positive, sex-positive jokes — such as “Grandma was too chill about me havign two boyfriends...” and “My dick wont fit in this nub flat cage...” — align with the song’s celebration of LGBTQ+ identities. Even when they’re struggling emotionally, as seen in “Honestly, even after all of this i still cant lie to myself and say that im entirely okay”, they keep performing, creating, and clowning on main, embodying the defiant, proud resilience at the core of Born This Way. Overall, the track captures their theatrical, dramatic, queer, and self-aware vibe perfectly.
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