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Your Simpsons character
Jake's quirky humor and love for simple pleasures, like snacks and funny moments, align him with Homer Simpson. His tweet 'The nice nurse at work stole me some sour gummy worms :3' mirrors Homer's love for food and his appreciation for small joys. Jake's chaotic work stories, like 'For my first overnight shift we had: A literal drunk rodeo clown,' reflect Homer's knack for getting into bizarre situations. Both have a humorous and endearing way of navigating life's chaos.

Your MBTI personality Type
Jake's personality aligns with ENFP: extraverted, intuitive, feeling, perceiving. His extraversion is evident in his interactions, like 'The security Twink stole me a pizza slice and gave me some candy.' His intuition shines in his ability to find humor in absurd situations, such as 'YOU COULD SLIT MY THROAT AND WITH MY ONE LAST GASPING BREATH I'D APOLOGIZE FOR BLEEDING ON YOUR SHIRT.' His feeling side is clear in his appreciation for kindness, 'The nice nurse lady praised me :3.' Finally, his perceiving nature is seen in his adaptability during chaotic shifts, like 'For my first overnight shift we had: ... a salene syringe water gun fight.'

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Hospital security with a flair for chaos | Father, husband, and professional oomfie | Collector of weird snacks and stranger stories | Lover of FLCL, Samurai Champloo, and the absurd | Ask me about my 12-hour shifts!– @jake_lazerus

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The 'Third Shift Sizzle' reflects Jake's hospital security life and quirky personality. The energy drink represents his long shifts, like 'Worked a 2nd and have a 1st to cover and couldn't sleep.' Vodka adds a kick, mirroring his tweet 'Hit the penjamin after shift with the officer homie.' Matcha powder ties in his love for Japanese snacks, as seen in 'She's gonna bring me back some panda candy and matcha Kit Kats.' Lime zest adds a tangy twist, just like his sharp humor in 'Fuck you, Spotify.' The sour gummy worm garnish is a nod to his tweet 'The nice nurse at work stole me some sour gummy worms :3.'

Your Hogwarts House
Jake fits Hufflepuff with his caring, loyal personality and ability to find joy in small things. His tweet 'The nice nurse lady praised me :3 Anyway here's flowers from work' shows his appreciation for kindness and camaraderie. His dedication to his job, even during long shifts like '13h shift into the walk home wombo combo,' reflects Hufflepuff's hardworking nature. His playful side, seen in 'For my first overnight shift we had: ... a salene syringe water gun fight,' aligns with their love for fun and friendship. Jake's genuine and humorous personality makes him a perfect Hufflepuff.

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This song's mix of melancholy and resilience resonates with Jake's personality. His tweet 'I do be getting moody before work' reflects the introspective tone of the song. The lyrics 'I walk a lonely road' align with his long hospital shifts, like '13h shift into the walk home wombo combo.' Despite the challenges, Jake finds joy in small moments, as seen in 'The nice nurse at work stole me some sour gummy worms :3,' mirroring the song's underlying hope.

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